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Mother of Destruction
@maofdestruction.bsky.social
I enjoy whiskey, correct punctuation, and proper grammar.

When I’m serious, I’m very serious. When I’m silly, I’m unstoppable.

My kid plans to turn me into a diamond when I die; I will sparkle FOREVER, which is great, bc “sparkly” is my favorite color.
Pay attention, boys & girls, this is a prime example of a false equivalence or false equivalency.
Outside of a textbook specifically demonstrating the concept, It’s rare to run into one that’s this obvious. Even then, I think the textbook examples are less ridiculous & almost certainly less hateful.
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
My friends and I usually go with this one:
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I vote that you continue the bit. I assume the serious answer is that you have rape whistles, ICE whistles, and bird whistles, as pictured below (now 10% off!)
October 24, 2025 at 6:54 AM
And yet…
October 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
What really disturbs me is: I had a conversation w another attorney who was using this language to talk about police helping ICE. They can arrest any “illegals” they see, she said.
I said you can’t see “illegals,” only people who aren’t ⚪️ & that’s how they’re deciding. She kept right on with it. 😞
October 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Robert Redford had so many amazing performances and credits compiled over decades. The first one I always think of when I think of Robert Redford is his role as death on The Twilight Zone.
September 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Look, idk what everyone’s so worked up about. Trump is clearly not Hitler. Trump never said anything about making Germany great again.

Besides, he already has camps. Some new, some borrowed, some old (used by Japanese-Americans, mostly). I wonder if he’ll have blue ones?
September 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
If you see this, post a tank.
August 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I read the article. It says it’s due to oil. 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🤣

I know, I know, not an oil spill. But my question was if we were sure it wasn’t an oil sheen and…

Made me laugh.
August 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Leaving and pregnancy are the most dangerous times for women in relationships.
August 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This is it. The New York Times has finally lost all credibility. You hate to see it. 😞
July 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Just in case y’all have forgotten, this was one of my favorite moments of @stephencolbert.bsky.social on @colbertlateshow.bsky.social
I THINK he began eating one of the “cum” cupcakes after this…
July 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Remember you’re talking about this man, below, who had a whole batch of “cum laude” cupcakes made with just the word “cum” on them…and proudly displayed them on tv. So…dignified? We’ll see. 🤭
July 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
One of the more laughable filings I’ve read.
Many things they claim are defamatory, per se, simply aren’t.
They seem to have forgotten that truth is a defense & there’s all kinds of proof.
Para. 16 really takes me out though. They completely misunderstand “exclusive” as it’s used in a news setting🤦‍♀️
July 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
WHY is economic adulteration (that is, companies lying on labeling) no longer such a prominent issue for most foods today? WHY?🪿
Couldn’t be bc we have Standards of Identity in place, could it?
I’m sure it’ll be fine. I’m sure the changes won’t result in people eating plaster of Paris bread (again).
July 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This is not a definition of “African American.” This is a definition of “Black, not of Hispanic origin.” These are not the same thing.
July 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I have killed every plant I ever owned. My son quit buying me live plants after I killed a bowl of cactus & succulents. But I moved recently, and it turns out I can grow things when the environment helps me!
July 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Strands puzzle today:
June 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It’s a virtual tie. Head on over to express your opinion for the next 8 hours!
June 27, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I’ve seen this a few times now and I’ve got to say: Men have to learn to think beyond blaming the closest woman.
The correct caption would be “Honey, I think the neighbors have been stealing our wifi again!”
Even better if the neighbors would never post (or think) anything negative about the regime.
June 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I wanted to see the tower tree in Indiana, so I assume others do, too. The website has some history on the tree(s) over the years: www.visitgreensburg.com/tower-tree/
June 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The pics are black & white so it’s tricky, but I think there are at least two Mexican flags in that first one.
The closer one is hard to see bc of the way it’s waving in the wind. The further one is easier bc it’s waving in a way that allows the middle section w the eagle & cactus to be clearer:
June 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
That patch on the last guy’s shoulder…
June 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
And this is why I can’t like pretty pictures anymore. Anything that looks pretty could so easily be AI and…no.
June 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Here is this man’s picture. His name is Travis Decker. He is a 32 y/o army veteran. Police consider him dangerous & don’t know if he’s armed. He was last seen on Friday…driving on a highway. But hey, at least here’s the pic since he’s still at large!
June 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM