Mother of Destruction
@maofdestruction.bsky.social
I enjoy whiskey, correct punctuation, and proper grammar.
When I’m serious, I’m very serious. When I’m silly, I’m unstoppable.
My kid plans to turn me into a diamond when I die; I will sparkle FOREVER, which is great, bc “sparkly” is my favorite color.
When I’m serious, I’m very serious. When I’m silly, I’m unstoppable.
My kid plans to turn me into a diamond when I die; I will sparkle FOREVER, which is great, bc “sparkly” is my favorite color.
Right. They want to increase their profit margins. And then they’ll charge more for vehicles that come with those safety measures.
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Right. They want to increase their profit margins. And then they’ll charge more for vehicles that come with those safety measures.
Are these the hyper-realistic robot wives I’ve been waiting for to distract men & let women live in unbothered peace? If so, I’ve been waiting for these for so long!
How long until there’s enough market saturation to allow women to go for walks or jogs after dark?
How long until there’s enough market saturation to allow women to go for walks or jogs after dark?
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Are these the hyper-realistic robot wives I’ve been waiting for to distract men & let women live in unbothered peace? If so, I’ve been waiting for these for so long!
How long until there’s enough market saturation to allow women to go for walks or jogs after dark?
How long until there’s enough market saturation to allow women to go for walks or jogs after dark?
My mom used to ask these questions while watching movies & shows. Sometimes we’d tell her we’d been there as long as she had & had the exact same info she did so wait.
Other times…we made things up, just for kicks. Of course, she wanted to know how we knew.
People in theatres must have loved us.
Other times…we made things up, just for kicks. Of course, she wanted to know how we knew.
People in theatres must have loved us.
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My mom used to ask these questions while watching movies & shows. Sometimes we’d tell her we’d been there as long as she had & had the exact same info she did so wait.
Other times…we made things up, just for kicks. Of course, she wanted to know how we knew.
People in theatres must have loved us.
Other times…we made things up, just for kicks. Of course, she wanted to know how we knew.
People in theatres must have loved us.
If people don’t want to have someone turn them down publicly, they shouldn’t ask intimate questions in public.
People have the right to say no, whatever the situation, and public displays work to pressure the other person to say yes when they might not have done so in private.
People have the right to say no, whatever the situation, and public displays work to pressure the other person to say yes when they might not have done so in private.
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If people don’t want to have someone turn them down publicly, they shouldn’t ask intimate questions in public.
People have the right to say no, whatever the situation, and public displays work to pressure the other person to say yes when they might not have done so in private.
People have the right to say no, whatever the situation, and public displays work to pressure the other person to say yes when they might not have done so in private.
My Nanaw did this with us. My little sister once used the scraps to make a woven basket with over-arching handle and a bunch of little dough “berries” to put in the basket. I think she was 7. She was always so artistic!!
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My Nanaw did this with us. My little sister once used the scraps to make a woven basket with over-arching handle and a bunch of little dough “berries” to put in the basket. I think she was 7. She was always so artistic!!
I completely forgot I have one of those; THANK YOU! It may not be free, but it’s money I’ve already spent and it doesn’t all roll over. 💸
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I completely forgot I have one of those; THANK YOU! It may not be free, but it’s money I’ve already spent and it doesn’t all roll over. 💸
After reading a few, I have more!
My son told his friends I was “more on [his] side than Nationwide”
A friend told me he came out to his family after coming out to me bc “if you could still love me, maybe they could, too”
During a VERY hard time, my mom hugged me & told me she was so proud of me
My son told his friends I was “more on [his] side than Nationwide”
A friend told me he came out to his family after coming out to me bc “if you could still love me, maybe they could, too”
During a VERY hard time, my mom hugged me & told me she was so proud of me
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
After reading a few, I have more!
My son told his friends I was “more on [his] side than Nationwide”
A friend told me he came out to his family after coming out to me bc “if you could still love me, maybe they could, too”
During a VERY hard time, my mom hugged me & told me she was so proud of me
My son told his friends I was “more on [his] side than Nationwide”
A friend told me he came out to his family after coming out to me bc “if you could still love me, maybe they could, too”
During a VERY hard time, my mom hugged me & told me she was so proud of me
A man I was talking on the phone with for a (non-sexual) phone job many years ago said I sounded like Andrea Bocelli if he were a woman. A radio personality later told me I should be on the air with my speaking voice.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
A man I was talking on the phone with for a (non-sexual) phone job many years ago said I sounded like Andrea Bocelli if he were a woman. A radio personality later told me I should be on the air with my speaking voice.
Or go ahead w the actionable claims and maybe people will donate to someone who doesn’t protect wrong-doers?
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Or go ahead w the actionable claims and maybe people will donate to someone who doesn’t protect wrong-doers?
I just got some new shelves that I love but they did not come with cars so I’m not sure what the point of them even is now.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I just got some new shelves that I love but they did not come with cars so I’m not sure what the point of them even is now.
I think mercy-stabbing of the eyes is welcomed & celebrated among those who read the RFK Jr poem but don’t have the skill to properly self-stab.
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I think mercy-stabbing of the eyes is welcomed & celebrated among those who read the RFK Jr poem but don’t have the skill to properly self-stab.
While I disagree with the premise that bread inside bread is a bad or pointless thing, cornbread is commonly used & is a different texture & flavor than sandwich bread. Stuffing & dressing are seasoned so it’s not just “bread”, regardless.
Man cannot live by bread alone…but it doesn’t hurt to try!
Man cannot live by bread alone…but it doesn’t hurt to try!
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
While I disagree with the premise that bread inside bread is a bad or pointless thing, cornbread is commonly used & is a different texture & flavor than sandwich bread. Stuffing & dressing are seasoned so it’s not just “bread”, regardless.
Man cannot live by bread alone…but it doesn’t hurt to try!
Man cannot live by bread alone…but it doesn’t hurt to try!
Thrilled to see this happening so quickly. Buncha jackasses.
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Thrilled to see this happening so quickly. Buncha jackasses.
I made some honey cornbread muffins once and then I topped them with a honey-jalapeño cream cheese frosting and some crumbled bacon. Just because. Delish!
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I made some honey cornbread muffins once and then I topped them with a honey-jalapeño cream cheese frosting and some crumbled bacon. Just because. Delish!
I believe I read that the fee for HD to process the payment if paid with a credit card is about $0.35…just over twice the cost of the item itself.
I assume there’s some kind of return processing fee as well, but I don’t know about that part of it.
I assume there’s some kind of return processing fee as well, but I don’t know about that part of it.
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I believe I read that the fee for HD to process the payment if paid with a credit card is about $0.35…just over twice the cost of the item itself.
I assume there’s some kind of return processing fee as well, but I don’t know about that part of it.
I assume there’s some kind of return processing fee as well, but I don’t know about that part of it.
Then give us the third season!
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Then give us the third season!
Yes, this is bad, but…I’m not sure standing next to these things is the best idea if this is how you’re cooking your turkey.
Maybe don’t stand by your pan in these cases. Just have a fire extinguisher to hand.
Maybe don’t stand by your pan in these cases. Just have a fire extinguisher to hand.
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Yes, this is bad, but…I’m not sure standing next to these things is the best idea if this is how you’re cooking your turkey.
Maybe don’t stand by your pan in these cases. Just have a fire extinguisher to hand.
Maybe don’t stand by your pan in these cases. Just have a fire extinguisher to hand.
Exactly this. It’s like they don’t know about The Wizard of Oz! the movie, at the very least. Smh.
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Exactly this. It’s like they don’t know about The Wizard of Oz! the movie, at the very least. Smh.
I’ve been wondering about this account for a bit but this one is just so over the top. At least put in alt text or something that it’s AI. Or someone’s artwork. Credit artists & photographers. There’s so much ACTUAL beauty in the world. This is just so unnecessary. Smh.
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I’ve been wondering about this account for a bit but this one is just so over the top. At least put in alt text or something that it’s AI. Or someone’s artwork. Credit artists & photographers. There’s so much ACTUAL beauty in the world. This is just so unnecessary. Smh.
There are a few benefits to being a woman. The occasional free food/drinks and detectives who always get their man never catch you 🤫
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
There are a few benefits to being a woman. The occasional free food/drinks and detectives who always get their man never catch you 🤫
So good. Milk only for me.
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
So good. Milk only for me.