Juniper
@maplechews.bsky.social
Juniper/June 25. I love video games and writing. She/her 🏳️⚧️ just trying to exist at the moment (harder than you might think)
Married!!💍
Occasionally NSFW posts (text only)
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Married!!💍
Occasionally NSFW posts (text only)
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Juniper
@maplechews.bsky.social
· Oct 31
I STARTED ESTROGEN ON HALLOWEEN BABY!!!!
So do people actually not know how the 12 days of Christmas song works or are they just intentionally being obtuse?
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
So do people actually not know how the 12 days of Christmas song works or are they just intentionally being obtuse?
Got super fucking depressed at my dad's Christmas party because my dad made a passive aggressive comment about me being vegetarian and my aunt brought up a time when I was little and I ate too much and had to make myself vomit
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Got super fucking depressed at my dad's Christmas party because my dad made a passive aggressive comment about me being vegetarian and my aunt brought up a time when I was little and I ate too much and had to make myself vomit
Tell me why my own wife, the person that loves me most in the world, won't buy me KFC just for the gravy because I can't eat anything else there because she doesn't want anything there. Yesterday she bought her favorite food because that's what she wanted and got me (basically) nothing
December 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Tell me why my own wife, the person that loves me most in the world, won't buy me KFC just for the gravy because I can't eat anything else there because she doesn't want anything there. Yesterday she bought her favorite food because that's what she wanted and got me (basically) nothing
I spent all week telling everyone at work I will be there today, I even put in my PTO and everything and told my boss to accept it. Why am I getting calls from the vice principal? I actually don't know because I'm not answering
December 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I spent all week telling everyone at work I will be there today, I even put in my PTO and everything and told my boss to accept it. Why am I getting calls from the vice principal? I actually don't know because I'm not answering
This is actually my Christmas list
December 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is actually my Christmas list
When you're writing a story about someone in high school and forget how high school works so you say it's a private school and do whatever you want because what even are private schools anyway
December 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
When you're writing a story about someone in high school and forget how high school works so you say it's a private school and do whatever you want because what even are private schools anyway
Finally playing through silksong and why is the worst enemy combination one big guy and one flying guy
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Finally playing through silksong and why is the worst enemy combination one big guy and one flying guy
My wife was craving taco bell fries yesterday and after going through the drive through, she forgot to order them, so this morning I looked up how to make them so she could wake up to fresh fries first thing. Later today I still drove her to Taco Bell to get her fries anyway
Marriage is easy
Marriage is easy
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My wife was craving taco bell fries yesterday and after going through the drive through, she forgot to order them, so this morning I looked up how to make them so she could wake up to fresh fries first thing. Later today I still drove her to Taco Bell to get her fries anyway
Marriage is easy
Marriage is easy
Today was really odd, I had the urge to be full femme with makeup and pretty clothes and before I even did anything, I looked in the mirror and fully realized how much my body has changed in my transition. Like it's the first time I saw my reflection and felt happy with what I saw, Im a goddam woman
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Today was really odd, I had the urge to be full femme with makeup and pretty clothes and before I even did anything, I looked in the mirror and fully realized how much my body has changed in my transition. Like it's the first time I saw my reflection and felt happy with what I saw, Im a goddam woman
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It is Transgender Awareness Week. All cis people owe me $250 each
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It is Transgender Awareness Week. All cis people owe me $250 each
Wife got upset that I didn't like the most popular song in wicked :/
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Wife got upset that I didn't like the most popular song in wicked :/
The goat of all time
The PlayStation 3 was first released on this day in Japan, 19 years ago (2006)
#retro #art #gaming #PlayStation
#retro #art #gaming #PlayStation
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The goat of all time
I beat the jokerless challenge in balatro I'm on a high right now
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I beat the jokerless challenge in balatro I'm on a high right now
Trying to show my wife pictures of slutty clothes I want to buy but she won't stop talking to her parents about how gay the Wicked movie is
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Trying to show my wife pictures of slutty clothes I want to buy but she won't stop talking to her parents about how gay the Wicked movie is
My most obscure source of dysphoria is hitting me tonight, it hurts so much
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
My most obscure source of dysphoria is hitting me tonight, it hurts so much
I desperately need bite marks all over my body
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I desperately need bite marks all over my body
My doctor wouldn't let me inject until next week (due to my recent test results) so here is what I'm wearing for Halloween. Happy tranniversary to me
November 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My doctor wouldn't let me inject until next week (due to my recent test results) so here is what I'm wearing for Halloween. Happy tranniversary to me
I love my wife so much I refuse to cheat on her in my dreams
I will, however, still ask for permission in my dreams
I will, however, still ask for permission in my dreams
October 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I love my wife so much I refuse to cheat on her in my dreams
I will, however, still ask for permission in my dreams
I will, however, still ask for permission in my dreams
Even when I have nothing, I have great boobs
![I lay awake at night
[My tits are too nice for my life to be like this...]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2foj7agrpwnwgqu2ivc5qywn/bafkreifwiidq2wq42i5y6ksh4cnpdbtjjhn4lmjqxwowbdqata4z3ltzgu@jpeg)
October 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Even when I have nothing, I have great boobs
Doctor: Your estrogen levels still aren't ideal for being a year on hrt. I'm going to have you start injections at this dosage
Me: I have no idea how medicine works so I'm sure this is fine
Also me after 1 month: I am now 4x a cis woman
Me: I have no idea how medicine works so I'm sure this is fine
Also me after 1 month: I am now 4x a cis woman
October 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Doctor: Your estrogen levels still aren't ideal for being a year on hrt. I'm going to have you start injections at this dosage
Me: I have no idea how medicine works so I'm sure this is fine
Also me after 1 month: I am now 4x a cis woman
Me: I have no idea how medicine works so I'm sure this is fine
Also me after 1 month: I am now 4x a cis woman
My cat likes his new litter box
October 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My cat likes his new litter box
I got a notification that our maintenance completed our maintenance request when they, in fact, didn't do jack shit because I still can't use my dryer and I also got the notification at 1 am
October 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I got a notification that our maintenance completed our maintenance request when they, in fact, didn't do jack shit because I still can't use my dryer and I also got the notification at 1 am
My wife calls me a furry for liking people who are furries but is deep in knowledge about the Omega verse lore
September 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
My wife calls me a furry for liking people who are furries but is deep in knowledge about the Omega verse lore
Had to apologize to my homophobic nephews uncle (my brother In law) that I called him homophobic lmao, I'm going to take my crying bride to my honeymoon lamooo
September 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Had to apologize to my homophobic nephews uncle (my brother In law) that I called him homophobic lmao, I'm going to take my crying bride to my honeymoon lamooo