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Your least favorite hostile ungulate.

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November 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Me pronouncing the F in "FUCK Namecheap"

(idk why doing wildcards is such a BIG ASK for a domain host)
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Got you covered
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
DOES ANY ONE KNOW WHERE THE LOVE OF GOD GOES

WHEN THE WAVES TURN THE MINUTES TO HOURS
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
50th anniversary of the sinking today...

So I played the song this morning. I hope y'all enjoy it.

files.catbox.moe/2ssx03.flac
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
*inhales deeply*

THE LEGEND LIVES ON FROM THE CHIPPEWA ON DOWN...
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Stories like this make me appreciate the fucking classics.
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
November 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"All of you so eager to murder"

Bitch is this you?

Stop projecting your murder fantasies, fucking invalid.
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
November 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
These memes are starting to get more mileage than a 90's 4Runner
November 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
November 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I mean look at this. This is 🧑‍🍳💋👌pfp material.

Hi it me, bully frenn.
October 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Oh yeah.

It's all coming together.
October 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Of course the only shitbird defending GenAI is also pro-ICE.

Man you can't make this shit up. Dude just loves fascist dick
October 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Uptoown girl
She's breen leaving in har uptoown warld
October 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
store.steampowered.com/app/1237970/...

Guys..it's $3 bucks.

Even if you don't play the online multiplayer, it's got one of the best shooter campaigns you've ever played.

You will NOT find entertainment this fun for just three bucks. Trust me, not even my mom is that cheap
October 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
When I'm in a sim and wonder why there are profile notes on a muted av on my radar

Aaaah that's why 🤎
October 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
October 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
October 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
October 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Counterpoint:

The kind of person that would use AI to identify potentially poisonous plants is exactly the kind of person I want to keep using AI to identify poisonous plants.

For the natural consequences.
October 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
He's just a cogsucker saying cogsucker things
October 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM