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Unfortunately I think we all know the reason.

Companies think they can make more money by not paying a fair wage and stealing labor by laundering the theft through GenAI.
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I feel like when they start spewing that shit off, the therapist in my head is nodding and jotting a few things down.
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
But in his mind, the only reason someone would wear it is to live out their bank robbing or mass shooting fantasy, which says more about him than someone who just wants to be as safe as possible in a world where the gov actively shoots unarmed civilians.
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
We've all seen videos of cops shooting first and faking the reports later, esp. when the victim wasn't armed at all, and body armor could have helped.

Or maybe I have a stalker, too. Or attending a protest that might see violent action and I'm not armed but want to protect myself from riot police.
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Also the fact that his argument of "expecting law enforcement to shoot at you" is EXACTLY a great and valid reason to wear it!

I have a right to not instantly die if ICE or the popo get trigger happy, and not because I'm planning on doing anything illegal but just going about my day.
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'd just give up on this guy. Complete statist that believes only the State should have a monopoly on violence and we should gobble the boot.

Absolute yt pipo privilege on full, shameless display. Completely blind to how classist he is.
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
That's actually really cool 🤎
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Tldr causation correlation.
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
☝️THIS holy shit yes
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"People die at a higher rate in car accidents when airbags deploy" because anything that won't deploy them isn't usually serious enough for bodily harm.

They're finding their desired conclusion and walking backwards
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"More likely to get hurt" maybe because the situation already escalated to that inevitable point even if a gun was never involved.

Most ppl don't brandish over minor issues that get de-escalated.
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Got you covered
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The first is still solid. If you have it, play your hearts out.

But I'm not picking this one up.
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
> Be rich, hire security
> Git gud on martial arts, idgaf if you're disabled
> Owning gun bad cuz lethal

This reads like someone who's intent on harm is trying to declaw me so I'm an easier victim.
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Thank you, Darling
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 AM