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Becca From The Mont
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Vermont Strong 💚 she/her

Single twin mom of semi-feral twins. No, I'm not shopping for men.

Curious, wild, ever reviled.

I'm awful. You love me.
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Good morning 🧡
My ex boyfriend bought this for me from Sharper Image at the mall I think roughly around 1999.
It's a BACK MASSAGER and neck and shoulders but trust me *not* for sensitive bits.
On this tragic day in 2025, it finally broke 😭
December 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
So the twins are 9.

Halfway to adulthood.

How did that happen?!?
December 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Omg I keep getting invited to holiday parties I absolutely should attend, but... I really don't want to...
December 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I don't want the cat to jump on the counters, so I bought a squirrel bottle to help train her.
I squirted her for the first time and LAWD she is MAD AT ME 😂
December 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Reposted by Becca From The Mont
Hoodies are great cause you can just pull a string and suddenly the person talking to you disappears completely
December 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Postal Worker, putting a heavy package into someone's car: Which car is yours?
Customer: It's a Subaru. It's unlocked.
Postal Worker: *blank stare*
Customer: It has a baby inside, he's sleeping.
Postal Worker: OK!
Me: I also have a Subaru, you can leave the package in my car but not the baby.
December 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I did a lot of the things today and now I'm very tired.

The end 😴
December 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I don't know why I can't easily find it, but is there a website or app that can help you plan a trip with weather as a contributing factor?
I would want it to tell me if my 1 hour drive will actually take 2 hours, OR if I should just cancel the whole lot of it.
December 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
www.wcax.com/video/2025/1...

If you have any information, do NOT call state police.
They are probably just trying to stay warm.

Reminder: If you see someone stealing something that is necessary for basic survival (food, diapers/formula, wood pellets etc.), no you didn't.
Vermont police trying to identify suspects in wood pellet theft
Police are asking the public for help identifying two people suspected of stealing wood pellets from a St. Johnsbury store.
www.wcax.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
🎶🎵Dingleberry, Dingleberry,
Dingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to live in
Oligarchy times
Dingleberry, Dingleberry,
Dingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to live in
Oligarchy times🎵🎶
December 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Again with the cold...
December 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
You know that thing I do, every 2-4 years, where I let myself temporarily lose my mind and cut all my hair off?

Yeah...

It happened again...
December 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I snorted and choke-coughed.
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December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Let me slip into something a little more...
comfortable...

*whispered seductively as I put on my wool long underwear*
December 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Slept like crud last night.

When I was under the covers I was too hot, when the covers were off I was too cold.

If I'm getting sick again I'm not going to handle it gracefully.
December 8, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Good morning, mountain friend 🧡
December 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Zelda (new cat) finally noticed the guinea pigs.

Her intentions with them are unclear at this time.
December 7, 2025 at 11:21 AM
We settled on Zelda for a name 😍
No, she is not supposed to be up there.
Yes, we talked about it.
She has opted out of following that rule.
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
8am Saturday morning basketball practice.

Were we on time?

No.

But at least did the kids remember their basketball sneakers?

Also no.
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It's a wee bit chilly...
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Her favorite word is "meow."

Please help me name her. She came to me as "Bella," but the kids have a cat named "Bella" at their dad's house. She's about 1 year old and belonged to my late former grandmother-in-law.

I think this cat has her personality 😂
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Reposted by Becca From The Mont
#LittleWheelsBigHearts is collecting Hot Wheels, Matchbox cars and more for kids in need. One week left! I’m grabbing the last big batch this weekend. Want to help?

Donate on Venmo: venmo.com/u/Dale-Grant-3

or our wishlist: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/....

Help Spread the word!
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The Cat Distribution System has impacted my household.

Updates to come.
December 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I had a Really Important Meeting/Event at work today that I facilitated and... I think it went pretty well.

Could I have the rest of the year off please and thank you 😂😴
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM