Dapper Dan Man
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Dapper Dan Man
@mapquest360.bsky.social
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My Christmas gift to you is the opportunity to watch Elaine Stritch sing the best song from the best musical. The personification of frisson.

youtu.be/hcI_Px5_Vi8?...
The Ladies Who Lunch - Stereo - Elaine Stritch - Company Original Cast Recording
YouTube video by Broadway Classics
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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"We should make defense decisions like *soldiers*: buy a Dodge Charger at 21% APR then fill the trunk with a 30" subwoofer"

Surely you Dems have at least a drop of testosterone and can see how COOL that would be?
December 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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I am taking the opportunity to once again remind you of the time Naomi Wolf thought Apple invented time machines run by vaccines
December 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I won't delete any posts but thank you Darnold for showing up. Could have done it earlier but better late than never.
December 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAH
December 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
December 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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BRING ME THAT KEVIN CLARK SEAHAWKS TWEET

WE UP
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
In order to not wake sleeping children I just swallowed a scream so hard I think I tore something in my throat.
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE BLOOD
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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every. fucking. time.
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Of course after the week he had Puca would have a career game.
December 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I would like to introduce Sam Darnold to a little concept called THROWING THE BALL AWAY.
December 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Defense if you've been saving the turnover play now is the time.
December 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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The Seahawks' two-point conversion:
December 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
He's not good enough. What ever "It" is. He doesn't have it.
December 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I'm going to bed. I don't care what time it is.
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Hate that submission ass playcall. Good job K9. Now freaking do something with it.
December 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
That was the most blatant block in the back I've ever seen in my life. On his own two hand full extension that sends the guy flying. Oh my god.
December 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
That what being cowardly gets you Seattle. You deserve that.
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Seeing Williams break 3 tackles and get 5 yards every carry really makes K9 running into a guys ass and getting ankle tackled for -1 feel even worse.
December 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Being the director of the FBI and releasing a couples podcast while a mass shooter is on the loose is a wild choice
lot of awful and insane stuff going on. but if you really want to have a brain bleed this holiday season don't lose sight of Stephen Miller's wife doing a video podcast with the FBI director and his gf about their love life
December 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
utterly incapable of grace
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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"We really shouldn't diagnose him as a 'narcissist' without clinically examining him"
this is one of the most psychotic things Trump has ever posted
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Yo fuck these refs. Shit is either PI or it's not, one team getting calls and the other not is right in front of the ref is such horseshit.
December 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM