Mapsandkeys, same as the other place
@mapsandkeys.bsky.social
Black. Femme Queer. Textbook Scorpio. she/her/hers. Graduated high school in 1998, you do the math. #KHive.
Because that's been their playbook since it was published, well before it made it to Hulu and well before Project 2025. We were in the slow slide toward it, and now it's hit terminal velocity.
December 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Because that's been their playbook since it was published, well before it made it to Hulu and well before Project 2025. We were in the slow slide toward it, and now it's hit terminal velocity.
That's the thing, I'm finally feeling less burnt to a crisp and trying to get back on my bullshit with care packages. I may even send holiday cards this year.
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
That's the thing, I'm finally feeling less burnt to a crisp and trying to get back on my bullshit with care packages. I may even send holiday cards this year.
I made my first ever batch last year after watching Mom roll out a couple hundred every year. I experimented with Malibu and Kahlua ones, too. I'll let you know what array I decide on and get a little package out to you.
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I made my first ever batch last year after watching Mom roll out a couple hundred every year. I experimented with Malibu and Kahlua ones, too. I'll let you know what array I decide on and get a little package out to you.
Thank you. It means the world to me to have friends like you, who get it and get me.
Now, for something that won't make me weepy-- I'm starting to think about holiday/winter candy and cookie boxes. How do you feel about bourbon balls?
Now, for something that won't make me weepy-- I'm starting to think about holiday/winter candy and cookie boxes. How do you feel about bourbon balls?
December 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Thank you. It means the world to me to have friends like you, who get it and get me.
Now, for something that won't make me weepy-- I'm starting to think about holiday/winter candy and cookie boxes. How do you feel about bourbon balls?
Now, for something that won't make me weepy-- I'm starting to think about holiday/winter candy and cookie boxes. How do you feel about bourbon balls?
You know I love you, right? Even though I've been checked out this year, that hasn't changed.
December 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
You know I love you, right? Even though I've been checked out this year, that hasn't changed.
Oh, that sounds incredibly cool. I'll have to look into them. Thank you for sharing so many tips. It has me excited to try again with the two magnetics I have.
December 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Oh, that sounds incredibly cool. I'll have to look into them. Thank you for sharing so many tips. It has me excited to try again with the two magnetics I have.
And are you a magnet over or under the nail person? I've seen both
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
And are you a magnet over or under the nail person? I've seen both
Huh, I haven't tried that. I'll have to see if/how it works.
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Huh, I haven't tried that. I'll have to see if/how it works.
I'm still trying to figure those out. I use Seche Vite topcoat and it just ruins magnetics, so I'm trying to find a quick drying one that won't blur the effect
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I'm still trying to figure those out. I use Seche Vite topcoat and it just ruins magnetics, so I'm trying to find a quick drying one that won't blur the effect
The worst, giving me cause to expand my nail polish collection with jelly glitters and multi chromes. The quality, colors, and effects available make me so happy.
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The worst, giving me cause to expand my nail polish collection with jelly glitters and multi chromes. The quality, colors, and effects available make me so happy.
That was the point.
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
That was the point.
Sweet! I suspected it was ILNP, their enamels have a distinctive look. It's your fault they're my favorite brand since you posted Hex a while back.
December 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Sweet! I suspected it was ILNP, their enamels have a distinctive look. It's your fault they're my favorite brand since you posted Hex a while back.
Where is the suit guy when we need him? I'd love to hear his thoughts.
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Where is the suit guy when we need him? I'd love to hear his thoughts.
If she was even humming at the time, I'd follow her Pied Piper-style and question nothing.
People can talk about their current faves, but no one can do what she does-- sing all their songs AND her own.
I need to go listen to "Broken & Beautiful" now.
People can talk about their current faves, but no one can do what she does-- sing all their songs AND her own.
I need to go listen to "Broken & Beautiful" now.
December 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If she was even humming at the time, I'd follow her Pied Piper-style and question nothing.
People can talk about their current faves, but no one can do what she does-- sing all their songs AND her own.
I need to go listen to "Broken & Beautiful" now.
People can talk about their current faves, but no one can do what she does-- sing all their songs AND her own.
I need to go listen to "Broken & Beautiful" now.
I mean, being vaporized in the desert after seeing Miss Kelly doesn't sound like a terrible way out of this global shitshow🤷🏾♀️
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I mean, being vaporized in the desert after seeing Miss Kelly doesn't sound like a terrible way out of this global shitshow🤷🏾♀️
Which polish is this?
December 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Which polish is this?
Vegas in July or August sounds like standing in hell's overheating convection oven, but.
KELLY CLARKSON.
Let me see what I can do.
KELLY CLARKSON.
Let me see what I can do.
December 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Vegas in July or August sounds like standing in hell's overheating convection oven, but.
KELLY CLARKSON.
Let me see what I can do.
KELLY CLARKSON.
Let me see what I can do.
"Seafoam green devils food cake" seems like an awful lot for a club emcee to say.
November 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"Seafoam green devils food cake" seems like an awful lot for a club emcee to say.
Done. Thank you so much for doing this. Please prioritize the folks who've had shit years before me-- I just really enjoy getting mail that isn't junk fliers, and knowing other people are getting a bit of joy will make me just as happy.
November 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Done. Thank you so much for doing this. Please prioritize the folks who've had shit years before me-- I just really enjoy getting mail that isn't junk fliers, and knowing other people are getting a bit of joy will make me just as happy.
One of my biggest musical pet peeves is people using that song in disaster relief benefits. Just because it includes the word hallelujah doesn't make it a hymn.
November 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
One of my biggest musical pet peeves is people using that song in disaster relief benefits. Just because it includes the word hallelujah doesn't make it a hymn.
I would love a card from you if you're able, and I'd love to be able to send you one as well, if you're willing to share an address with me.
November 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I would love a card from you if you're able, and I'd love to be able to send you one as well, if you're willing to share an address with me.
I just looked up one day and realized almost none of my friends were on my Christmas shopping list and I needed to think about Hanukkah cards instead. I didn't know what an advantage that would turn out to be in 2025.
October 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I just looked up one day and realized almost none of my friends were on my Christmas shopping list and I needed to think about Hanukkah cards instead. I didn't know what an advantage that would turn out to be in 2025.
Despite all my self-esteem issues, even I have never hated myself that much.
October 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Despite all my self-esteem issues, even I have never hated myself that much.
And it will go right over their heads that he's British and therefore the actual possible immigrant.
October 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
And it will go right over their heads that he's British and therefore the actual possible immigrant.