Marcus Carline
@marcuscarline.bsky.social
Musician, DnD guy, MLS Sicko, beverage goblin.
Breaks my heart to like a post at 69 likes. But by gum I'll do it if I must.
October 18, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Breaks my heart to like a post at 69 likes. But by gum I'll do it if I must.
Idk what this says about me, but if it's off by more than like 2 minutes, I will look up the manual and correctly set the clock in the hotel room.
October 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Idk what this says about me, but if it's off by more than like 2 minutes, I will look up the manual and correctly set the clock in the hotel room.
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damn. hoping it at least signifies something
It is a tale
Told by an idiot
Told by an idiot
October 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
damn. hoping it at least signifies something
Saw a woman on the plane today whose carry-on was a hermit crab. I don't have anything to say about this, I am just thoroughly critter-pilled. Love to see a Small Creature.
September 30, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Saw a woman on the plane today whose carry-on was a hermit crab. I don't have anything to say about this, I am just thoroughly critter-pilled. Love to see a Small Creature.
Slightly diminish a book
The Good Gatsby
The Good Gatsby
Slightly diminish a book
This Is How You Lose the Time Authorized Military Operation
This Is How You Lose the Time Authorized Military Operation
Slightly diminish a book
1983
1983
September 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Slightly diminish a book
The Good Gatsby
The Good Gatsby
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good website drawafish.com
Draw a Fish Dot Com
Draw and create your own fish. Share your fish creations, vote on others, and watch them swim.
drawafish.com
July 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
good website drawafish.com
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
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Today's the only day you can share this
May 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Today's the only day you can share this
🥚 eggs: omelet, put some stuff in there
🥩 steak: medium-rare, thank you
🥛 milk: oat
🍷 alcohol: yes. W/e makes sense for where I am.
☕️ hot bev: local coffeeshop somethin (prolly latte)
🥃 cold bev: sweat tea
🥩 steak: medium-rare, thank you
🥛 milk: oat
🍷 alcohol: yes. W/e makes sense for where I am.
☕️ hot bev: local coffeeshop somethin (prolly latte)
🥃 cold bev: sweat tea
🥚 eggs: over-easy
🥩 steak: rare, whatever you're buying (if I'm buying: whatever, in a burrito)
🥛 milk: whole
🍷 alcohol: yes. or Jameson rocks. or sparkling rose. or whatever's fun here
☕️ hot bev: any seasonal Starbucks bullshit
🥃 cold bev: mango bubly, or see "alcohol"
🥩 steak: rare, whatever you're buying (if I'm buying: whatever, in a burrito)
🥛 milk: whole
🍷 alcohol: yes. or Jameson rocks. or sparkling rose. or whatever's fun here
☕️ hot bev: any seasonal Starbucks bullshit
🥃 cold bev: mango bubly, or see "alcohol"
🥚 eggs: scrambled in salted butter
🥩 steak: blue, fillet
🥛 milk: semi-skimmed dairy in hot coffee, oat milk in iced
🍷 alcohol: côte du Rhône red/white, Provençal rosé, any good single malt, ESB and any good tripel
☕️ warm drink: coffee
🥤 cold drink: coffee
🥩 steak: blue, fillet
🥛 milk: semi-skimmed dairy in hot coffee, oat milk in iced
🍷 alcohol: côte du Rhône red/white, Provençal rosé, any good single malt, ESB and any good tripel
☕️ warm drink: coffee
🥤 cold drink: coffee
January 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
🥚 eggs: omelet, put some stuff in there
🥩 steak: medium-rare, thank you
🥛 milk: oat
🍷 alcohol: yes. W/e makes sense for where I am.
☕️ hot bev: local coffeeshop somethin (prolly latte)
🥃 cold bev: sweat tea
🥩 steak: medium-rare, thank you
🥛 milk: oat
🍷 alcohol: yes. W/e makes sense for where I am.
☕️ hot bev: local coffeeshop somethin (prolly latte)
🥃 cold bev: sweat tea
I know I don't have the soul of a poster because I will start to type something up, go "eh, I don't actually have anything to say", and then I just won't.
December 23, 2024 at 10:44 PM
I know I don't have the soul of a poster because I will start to type something up, go "eh, I don't actually have anything to say", and then I just won't.
"Perhaps we can chat later on google.com"- new favorite spam text
December 17, 2024 at 8:49 PM
"Perhaps we can chat later on google.com"- new favorite spam text
Just watched a man walk in the doors, flip his water bottle in the air, fail to catch it, and have to pick it up.
I feel for you, man.
I feel for you, man.
December 11, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Just watched a man walk in the doors, flip his water bottle in the air, fail to catch it, and have to pick it up.
I feel for you, man.
I feel for you, man.
Every year, I do tech for the school's holiday choir concert. The fun part about this is, while I do sound, the guy who played Hammond organ for Steely Dan does lights.
December 9, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Every year, I do tech for the school's holiday choir concert. The fun part about this is, while I do sound, the guy who played Hammond organ for Steely Dan does lights.
I know I'm 3 billion years late on this, but Scavengers Reign is incredible.
November 23, 2024 at 12:48 AM
I know I'm 3 billion years late on this, but Scavengers Reign is incredible.
Someday I'll make a second post, but I can't guarantee a third.
November 1, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Someday I'll make a second post, but I can't guarantee a third.
Me to the people making questionable lane changes in front of me in the rain: Pop off, my liege!
February 19, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Me to the people making questionable lane changes in front of me in the rain: Pop off, my liege!