Handle every situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. Happy Wednesday from the rain soaked Midwest.
May 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Handle every situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. Happy Wednesday from the rain soaked Midwest.
That's not first 5 letter word that popped into my head.
April 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
That's not first 5 letter word that popped into my head.
Scam Likely
"RoadKill Cafe. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. Can I take your order? RoadKill Cafe."
*click*
"RoadKill Cafe. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. Can I take your order? RoadKill Cafe."
*click*
February 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Scam Likely
"RoadKill Cafe. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. Can I take your order? RoadKill Cafe."
*click*
"RoadKill Cafe. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. Can I take your order? RoadKill Cafe."
*click*
Aloe vera plants don't care about your personal space.
February 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Aloe vera plants don't care about your personal space.
Life is short. No one's guaranteed a tomorrow. Eat ice cream for dinner and get the collector's cup. 🍦
#GoChiefs
#fuckcancer
#GoChiefs
#fuckcancer
January 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Life is short. No one's guaranteed a tomorrow. Eat ice cream for dinner and get the collector's cup. 🍦
#GoChiefs
#fuckcancer
#GoChiefs
#fuckcancer
Bone scans and CT scans today to see how far into Stage 4 metastatic breast cancer we are. I would like to be distracted by pics of your pets. 🐶🐱🦜🦎🐍🐰🐴🐈⬛
January 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Bone scans and CT scans today to see how far into Stage 4 metastatic breast cancer we are. I would like to be distracted by pics of your pets. 🐶🐱🦜🦎🐍🐰🐴🐈⬛
Work is almost painfully boring today.
January 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Work is almost painfully boring today.
I wore pearls and chucks to the office today.
January 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I wore pearls and chucks to the office today.
The bearded dragon light is on.The parakeet heater is on. The cats are snuggled down in the Temperpedic. I have to head out into the cold to make money to feed all these guys.
January 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The bearded dragon light is on.The parakeet heater is on. The cats are snuggled down in the Temperpedic. I have to head out into the cold to make money to feed all these guys.
I would like some more degrees.
January 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I would like some more degrees.
I was leaving the lab after a blood draw and they called the next patient. "Norm!". I didn't see George Wendt anywhere. 🍺
January 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I was leaving the lab after a blood draw and they called the next patient. "Norm!". I didn't see George Wendt anywhere. 🍺
Gary Hoey, Metallica, Priest and Motörhead helped me get through some shit today. 💪
January 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Gary Hoey, Metallica, Priest and Motörhead helped me get through some shit today. 💪
Reposted by Marg
I feel duped.
January 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I feel duped.
Just nerding out on local topography.
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January 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Just nerding out on local topography.
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Reposted by Marg
Hey, it’s one of those Mexican firefighters who came over here to take our jobs. And save our kittens.
January 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Hey, it’s one of those Mexican firefighters who came over here to take our jobs. And save our kittens.
No alarm clock tomorrow morning. Happy New Year. ✨️
January 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
No alarm clock tomorrow morning. Happy New Year. ✨️
Freckled toe beans of Frogger 🐸
December 28, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Freckled toe beans of Frogger 🐸
Sounds great. Have a nice life.
December 27, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Sounds great. Have a nice life.
The latest on my AccuWeather app. 🎅
December 25, 2024 at 4:37 AM
The latest on my AccuWeather app. 🎅
An oldie but a goodie. 😻
December 23, 2024 at 1:03 PM
An oldie but a goodie. 😻
Special delivery all the way from Holland. 📬 Travis won't be the only one in Leawood with a Taylor. 💜 Like water off a ducks back, just "splash it off, splash it off!"
#AmsterdamDuckStore
#DuckDuckJeep
#JeepWranglerTJSport
#TaylorSwift
#Metallica
#Volbeat
#AmsterdamDuckStore
#DuckDuckJeep
#JeepWranglerTJSport
#TaylorSwift
#Metallica
#Volbeat
December 15, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Special delivery all the way from Holland. 📬 Travis won't be the only one in Leawood with a Taylor. 💜 Like water off a ducks back, just "splash it off, splash it off!"
#AmsterdamDuckStore
#DuckDuckJeep
#JeepWranglerTJSport
#TaylorSwift
#Metallica
#Volbeat
#AmsterdamDuckStore
#DuckDuckJeep
#JeepWranglerTJSport
#TaylorSwift
#Metallica
#Volbeat
Happy Friday the 13th Eve. 🔪
December 13, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Happy Friday the 13th Eve. 🔪
The last patient of the morning came back into the office looking for her phone. It was in her hand. Been there, done that. Happy Monday!!
December 2, 2024 at 6:15 PM
The last patient of the morning came back into the office looking for her phone. It was in her hand. Been there, done that. Happy Monday!!