Mari Cohn
@maricohn.bsky.social
Your least favorite drag queen’s least favorite drag queen
Writer by day
📍San Francisco 🌁
Argentinean 🇦🇷
Eat the rich 🌹
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Be gay, do crime
Writer by day
📍San Francisco 🌁
Argentinean 🇦🇷
Eat the rich 🌹
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Be gay, do crime
Kari “in poor taste” is not strong enough
January 26, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Kari “in poor taste” is not strong enough
“Move ICE, get out the Bay! Get out the Bay, ICE, get out the Bay!”
January 25, 2026 at 2:19 AM
“Move ICE, get out the Bay! Get out the Bay, ICE, get out the Bay!”
I can hear him wheezing in this photo
January 23, 2026 at 6:42 AM
I can hear him wheezing in this photo
We don’t have hurricanes
We don’t have tornadoes
We don’t have exploding trees
We don’t have Ron DeSantis
We don’t have Greg Abbott
We don’t have exploding trees
Yes our cost of living is high
Sure Newsom and Lurie suck ass
But we don’t have exploding trees
We don’t have tornadoes
We don’t have exploding trees
We don’t have Ron DeSantis
We don’t have Greg Abbott
We don’t have exploding trees
Yes our cost of living is high
Sure Newsom and Lurie suck ass
But we don’t have exploding trees
January 21, 2026 at 9:34 PM
We don’t have hurricanes
We don’t have tornadoes
We don’t have exploding trees
We don’t have Ron DeSantis
We don’t have Greg Abbott
We don’t have exploding trees
Yes our cost of living is high
Sure Newsom and Lurie suck ass
But we don’t have exploding trees
We don’t have tornadoes
We don’t have exploding trees
We don’t have Ron DeSantis
We don’t have Greg Abbott
We don’t have exploding trees
Yes our cost of living is high
Sure Newsom and Lurie suck ass
But we don’t have exploding trees
Your friendly neighborhood anti-fascists
January 21, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Your friendly neighborhood anti-fascists
Two NYC icons in San Francisco
January 21, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Two NYC icons in San Francisco
Protest outfit. Fuck ICE
January 20, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Protest outfit. Fuck ICE
This lipless Nazi’s name is Tatum King. He was the ICE Homeland Security Investigations San Francisco Special Agent in Charge and was promoted last year to Acting Assistant Director of Domestic Operations.
Boo him if you see him in public.
Boo him if you see him in public.
January 20, 2026 at 7:32 AM
This lipless Nazi’s name is Tatum King. He was the ICE Homeland Security Investigations San Francisco Special Agent in Charge and was promoted last year to Acting Assistant Director of Domestic Operations.
Boo him if you see him in public.
Boo him if you see him in public.
I kinda wish I hadn’t blocked that turd so I could send him this
January 16, 2026 at 8:07 AM
I kinda wish I hadn’t blocked that turd so I could send him this
A rare glimpse of me out of drag doing what I do best: comparing strangers’ shitty ex-boyfriends to DND classes
January 14, 2026 at 5:45 AM
A rare glimpse of me out of drag doing what I do best: comparing strangers’ shitty ex-boyfriends to DND classes
I hope Hudson and Connor never go through PR training. Ever.
January 13, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I hope Hudson and Connor never go through PR training. Ever.
I can’t take credit for the plot summary
January 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I can’t take credit for the plot summary
AITA for going on a killing spree over some shoes?
I (12F) flew into a new town, killed the first person I see, stole her shoes, then teamed up with three strange men to go murder that woman’s sister.
I (12F) flew into a new town, killed the first person I see, stole her shoes, then teamed up with three strange men to go murder that woman’s sister.
January 13, 2026 at 12:43 AM
AITA for going on a killing spree over some shoes?
I (12F) flew into a new town, killed the first person I see, stole her shoes, then teamed up with three strange men to go murder that woman’s sister.
I (12F) flew into a new town, killed the first person I see, stole her shoes, then teamed up with three strange men to go murder that woman’s sister.
For the record I also don’t trust an organization called “Common Sense Media” founded by a (probably) straight white guy
January 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
For the record I also don’t trust an organization called “Common Sense Media” founded by a (probably) straight white guy
Bravely bold Scott Wiener bravely declined to take a stand when asked if Israel is committing a genocide.
Honestly I’d have more respect for the guy if he held up “no.” Chickenshit.
Honestly I’d have more respect for the guy if he held up “no.” Chickenshit.
January 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Bravely bold Scott Wiener bravely declined to take a stand when asked if Israel is committing a genocide.
Honestly I’d have more respect for the guy if he held up “no.” Chickenshit.
Honestly I’d have more respect for the guy if he held up “no.” Chickenshit.
In San Francisco’s Mission District, a crowd (not showing people for reasons I think we all understand) gathered to demand justice for Renee Nicole Good.
Fuck ICE today.
Fuck ICE tomorrow.
Fuck ICE forever.
Fuck ICE today.
Fuck ICE tomorrow.
Fuck ICE forever.
January 8, 2026 at 2:08 AM
In San Francisco’s Mission District, a crowd (not showing people for reasons I think we all understand) gathered to demand justice for Renee Nicole Good.
Fuck ICE today.
Fuck ICE tomorrow.
Fuck ICE forever.
Fuck ICE today.
Fuck ICE tomorrow.
Fuck ICE forever.
My favorite part of the Stranger Things finale was the choice for Karen Wheeler to not hide her demogorgon scars. Always a looks-conscious character, she could have covered her chest & worn scarves.
But no. She’s proud of her scars. They prove she’s a fighter, a protector, a killer, and a survivor.
But no. She’s proud of her scars. They prove she’s a fighter, a protector, a killer, and a survivor.
January 6, 2026 at 10:57 PM
My favorite part of the Stranger Things finale was the choice for Karen Wheeler to not hide her demogorgon scars. Always a looks-conscious character, she could have covered her chest & worn scarves.
But no. She’s proud of her scars. They prove she’s a fighter, a protector, a killer, and a survivor.
But no. She’s proud of her scars. They prove she’s a fighter, a protector, a killer, and a survivor.
Sadie Sink is both hilarious and correct
December 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Sadie Sink is both hilarious and correct
I love the hockey butt sluts so much. All four of these precious angels are my sons and I would give my life to protect them.
December 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I love the hockey butt sluts so much. All four of these precious angels are my sons and I would give my life to protect them.
