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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 1d

If Joel Embiid can find some stairs to fall down right now we can call this the most Philadelphia sports night of all time

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 2d

It’s extremely funny they’re wearing 80 lbs of useless kit for an imaginary war and he’s wearing the perfect armor for the battle they’re actually having

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 5d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 2d

Antifa Girlfriends are a direct violation of Section 1 of the Antifa Guidelines post Soros Accords

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 2d

I met my wife Jeremy Renner on The Jeremy Renner App

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 3d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 4d

We gave all the guys who used to headbutt lockers at your high school Licenses to Kill and you’ll never guess what happened next

Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 4d

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 5d

Cam smash

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 5d

Ladd McConkey sounds like if JK Rowling was black trying to name her one white character

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 10d

Col. Jessup: Son, we live in a world that has fats, and those fats have to be guarded by fats with guns. Who's gonna gay it? You? You, Lieutenant Gayberg?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10d

Hegseth: "It all starts with physical fitness and appearance. If the secretary of war can do regular hard PT, so can every member of our joint force. Frankly, it's tiring to look out at combat formations and see fat troops. Likewise, it's completely unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals."

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 11d

Bans also straightforwardly makes life worse for girls of all stripes and reduce participation across the board which is something the Cowards for Caving Caucus never address edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n...

Early dropoff in girls' school sports linked to new gender confirmation forms

Province's new requirements are already having impacts on girls' sports in junior high

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 12d

Trump bombed Orlando from the air instead of sending in ground troops because he's a chicken.

Chickens lay eggs.

How does this help the high cost of eggs

Hakeem Jeffries @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social · 13d

The Trump administration’s threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful.

Here’s a thought.

Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 21d

Crazy they’re trying to shut it down when Antifa seems to be the only organization hiring

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 21d

These kinda polls always kill me. The average American seems to think America is 40% black, 40% Latino, 20% Muslim, 20% Jewish, 25% gay and 20% trans. Somewhere in there must be a crossover group who spends all day looking for halal kosher hormones and coming out to their nine sets of parents

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 23d

The maddening thing about all this is they concluded Harris lost because she said her pronouns at an event in 2019, yet they don't consider they might be right but for the wrong reason. SHE WAS CLEARLY PANDERING! Seventy percent of trans people probably rolled their fucking eyes you soulless dweebs

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 23d

It's kind of funny the pitch is always the same. "The people who get paid to coach pandering think you should pander better." I wonder if Best Buy thinks I could use a new smart TV

Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 23d

lol new clown car just rolled up

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 25d

Maam you cannot scare Office Depot employees. They have been damned to every hell by moms over bake sale posters. They get paid in pills to provide tech alibis for late term papers. They’ve printed flyers for bands so bad you wouldn’t believe

Mediaite @mediaite.com · 25d

Pam Bondi Threatens Charges Over Office Depot Employee Who Refused To Print Charlie Kirk Flyers: ‘We Can Prosecute You’

Attorney General Pam Bondi said the Department of Justice is considering bringing charges after a now-fired Office Depot employee refused to print flyers advertising a vigil for Charlie Kirk. The post Pam Bondi Threatens Charges Over Office Depot Employee Who Refused To Print Charlie Kirk Flyers: ‘We Can Prosecute You’ first appeared on Mediaite.

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 25d

I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map

CNN @cnn.com · 25d

Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech: https://cnn.it/47L2Y5a

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 28d

Good luck to everyone constantly trying to retroactively organize the thoughts of these shooters. The "Bella Ciao" thing is an Italian anti-fascist anthem yes but it's also the chorus to a song from the Netflix show "Money Heist" youtu.be/l5TMjYj-8MQ?...

Becky G - Bella Ciao (Official Video)

YouTube video by BeckyGVEVO

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · Sep 11

A sniper killed Charlie Kirk in Utah

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · Sep 10

I never thought about it but of course our braindead version of The Years of Lead would include the political assassination of YouTubers

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · Sep 10

*Six months later* They should call it The Jerk Store Law

Chuck Schumer @schumer.senate.gov · Sep 10

Donald Trump should call it the “Starve and Die” Act.

That would be more accurate than big and beautiful.

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · Sep 9

To be fair it does track that there’s a big crossover between pedophiles and grown adults who make a big deal out of their birthdays

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · Sep 8

I drink coffee in the morning I call it Ffienemaxxing. Then I ride my bike to work I call it pedalphilia wait hold on

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · Sep 8

These people don't realize their fundamental problem is they think like chatbots with if-then decision trees. People vote for and like ppl who disagree with them all the time if they seem human and trustworthy. They should poll "Do I, the person running this focus group, seem human and trustworthy"

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · Sep 5

It’s funny to me that defenses of Steve Ballmer basically amount to “CAN YOU BELIEVE A RICH GUY WOULD BE SO STUPID” and you’re talking about a guy who gets Christmas morning-level excited about toilets and created the Zune

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · Sep 5

The Wahhabists become my lobotomists when I sit down at the table and accidentally call MBS 'IBS'

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