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🧰:4th year Cabinetmaker Apprentice

🎭: Long suffering Theatre Technician
🚴:bike commuter
⚜️:Scouter
🎲:TTRPG accessory maker
🎨: charity crafter

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Open to Commissions: but shoot me a message to talk about it.
Vancouver
I know because we’ve been in and out of the vet for the past two months because of this guy.
January 12, 2026 at 9:27 PM
It's so close.
January 6, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Here’s a favourite from bath- curved seats! They don’t want you sitting for long here.
January 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I’ll save you the entire album of 70+ photos but as a woodworker the benches in museums are interesting from a practical and design standpoint. Especially as they reveal budget, or expansion points in the collection or building or just giving people the illusion of rest being possible.
January 3, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Frankie had to get his belly shaved because he needed to do some testing, and it’s very important for you see it now.
December 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
That’s my only goal in life. Look at this beauty. Thanks marketplace, it was cheaper to buy this used than to buy the lumber to build a new one.
December 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Frankie loves the fireplace and is also feeling much better.
December 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Enjoy some cat photos from the treehouse
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
The copy on the back of the book is just gold-

"The second book in President Trump's children's collection is Quiet Piggy! Learn how to talk to fake news and silence them with the rude ramblings of an unstable man"
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Buh I can’t even. Thank you everyone, the giveaway exceeded my budget of materials and time. So well done everyone. #desertbus2025
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The happiest cat.
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
@dontfuck.men this is exclusively your fault.

And Costco’s
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Ugh. Humans ruining perfectly good walnut.
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
@james.loadingreadyrun.com stop moving your foot, it’s driving Friday nuts. @desertbus.org
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It’s time for @desertbus.org again! This year, I’ve made a shift clock for the #craftalong. The inner dial rotates so you can change when the shifts change in your time zone.

I also made some other faces for it, so it looks good all year.

It’s being given away next Friday the 21st
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I don't know why I even bother anymore. This is a reply I got from a different 311 request. The options are "get literally hundreds of people to sign a petition to pay more in taxes" or "call the police to show up for half an hour."

#vanpoli #bikeyvr
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Vancouver: “report things to 311, it’ll help us gel you”

Me: reports that a green has no traffic calming on it and is being used to rat run

Vancouver: *waits 40 days*

Vancouver: “service completed”

Me: what? Nothing was done

#vanpoli @cityofvancouver.bsky.social #bikeyvr
November 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Honestly surprised that I c e isn’t getting its members to wear dark blue coats with hoodies to go with their rifles and calling themselves guardians.

I suppose we can we thank for the space force from stopping them from using that name.
November 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
unrelated to the rupert/kerr lanes- this request of the city was over 40 business days ago. @cityofvancouver.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Might be a bit late for bike the night, but my bike now has underglow. #bikesky
October 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
@cbcstephenquinn.bsky.social enjoy!- the view coming across the bridge was way better.
October 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Damnit.
October 17, 2025 at 10:17 AM
South Vancouver could have much more of the waterfront accessible if it wanted to. Instead we’ve we’ve effectively privatized waterfront for some industrial owners who aren’t even using it to access the water(for industrial uses). Like this-

#vanpoli
September 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM