Mark Ryall
@markdryall.bsky.social
Recovering Film Critic. Failed Musician. Hair model's own. https://bloodmoonorchestra.bandcamp.com/album/sirensong
https://open.spotify.com/artist/00A8GcbSdk2zWFh0b0YiCf
https://open.spotify.com/artist/00A8GcbSdk2zWFh0b0YiCf
Few shitty pics of My Bloody Valentine last night. Colm Ó Cíosóig is a savage. #Speirgorm
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Few shitty pics of My Bloody Valentine last night. Colm Ó Cíosóig is a savage. #Speirgorm
Psychocandy is 40 years old today. What a beast of an album.
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Psychocandy is 40 years old today. What a beast of an album.
Alien: Earth went full Weekend at Bernie's this week. The only reason I'm still watching this rubbish is to see this no-shoes dickhead getting eaten by something gruesome.
September 18, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Alien: Earth went full Weekend at Bernie's this week. The only reason I'm still watching this rubbish is to see this no-shoes dickhead getting eaten by something gruesome.
That House of Guinness thing is woeful. Industrial levels of Paddywhackery. There's a leprechaun in the first 5 mins and I think he's a main character. Paul Knight writes like a 14 year old boy.
September 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
That House of Guinness thing is woeful. Industrial levels of Paddywhackery. There's a leprechaun in the first 5 mins and I think he's a main character. Paul Knight writes like a 14 year old boy.
More like "ARSEHOLE FOR SALE". Dickhead.
September 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
More like "ARSEHOLE FOR SALE". Dickhead.
It's just... It's the voice.
August 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It's just... It's the voice.
Keiran is in the semi-final of Landscape Artist of the Year on #SkyArts tonight. So proud of him. Before he met me he couldn't even draw a tree. #LAOTY
www.kieranguckian.art
www.kieranguckian.art
March 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Keiran is in the semi-final of Landscape Artist of the Year on #SkyArts tonight. So proud of him. Before he met me he couldn't even draw a tree. #LAOTY
www.kieranguckian.art
www.kieranguckian.art
The fuckin' head on him.
February 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The fuckin' head on him.
My second-favourite human is taking part in this year's Landscape Artist of the Year. His first heat (Bristol) is on #SkyArts tonight. He's amazing and I love him to bits.
(Landscape Artist is the same format as Portrait Artist of the Year, just rotated 90 degress.)
www.kieranguckian.art
(Landscape Artist is the same format as Portrait Artist of the Year, just rotated 90 degress.)
www.kieranguckian.art
February 5, 2025 at 6:59 AM
My second-favourite human is taking part in this year's Landscape Artist of the Year. His first heat (Bristol) is on #SkyArts tonight. He's amazing and I love him to bits.
(Landscape Artist is the same format as Portrait Artist of the Year, just rotated 90 degress.)
www.kieranguckian.art
(Landscape Artist is the same format as Portrait Artist of the Year, just rotated 90 degress.)
www.kieranguckian.art
Opening the door to 2025 with an overwhelming sense of hope and optimism. What could possibly go wrong?
December 31, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Opening the door to 2025 with an overwhelming sense of hope and optimism. What could possibly go wrong?
Mrs Ryaller knows me well.
December 25, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Mrs Ryaller knows me well.
Is #Ticketmaster ever not a complete and utter shitshow?
November 29, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Is #Ticketmaster ever not a complete and utter shitshow?
RTE Leaders' debate.
November 18, 2024 at 9:15 PM
RTE Leaders' debate.
I need a fresh new look for Autumn.
November 14, 2024 at 11:33 AM
I need a fresh new look for Autumn.