Mark <I Have Friends Everywhere> Rey ⛰️🌴🌵⛰️
@markerey.bsky.social
queer married desert-dwelling animal-loving music & film nerd; I never skip intros or end credits
Are you a mean jerk? Because I gleefully block mean jerks. And MAGAts and TERFs, but you know…same difference.
Also: fuck “A.I.”
Are you a mean jerk? Because I gleefully block mean jerks. And MAGAts and TERFs, but you know…same difference.
Also: fuck “A.I.”
These numbers are low enough we might see Ms. Kirk crying some real tears this time.
December 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
These numbers are low enough we might see Ms. Kirk crying some real tears this time.
Fun Fact: The magazine is called The Atlantic because into the Atlantic is where it should be tossed.
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Fun Fact: The magazine is called The Atlantic because into the Atlantic is where it should be tossed.
When he lifts his robe, I can only see Want.
December 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
When he lifts his robe, I can only see Want.
I have fins everywhere.
—Baleen Organa
—Baleen Organa
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I have fins everywhere.
—Baleen Organa
—Baleen Organa
Here’s to Turning Point USA becoming the new D.A.R.E.
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Here’s to Turning Point USA becoming the new D.A.R.E.
If his jobs are always under budget, it’s only because he fails to pay the people that do work for him.
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If his jobs are always under budget, it’s only because he fails to pay the people that do work for him.
*Orpheus singing “Eurydice” fades in*
December 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
*Orpheus singing “Eurydice” fades in*
What bug crawled in that guy’s ear?!
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
What bug crawled in that guy’s ear?!
It is also not grounded in empathy.
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It is also not grounded in empathy.
Can’t have a Studebaker because of woke.
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Can’t have a Studebaker because of woke.
Reposted by Mark <I Have Friends Everywhere> Rey ⛰️🌴🌵⛰️
As a lifelong woman
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
As a lifelong woman
I read that in Joanne Rowling’s @midnightpals.bsky.social voice: Ssecretary Pete Hegssseth
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I read that in Joanne Rowling’s @midnightpals.bsky.social voice: Ssecretary Pete Hegssseth
Drunken clown show 🍺🤡
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Drunken clown show 🍺🤡