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Mark <I Have Friends Everywhere> Rey ⛰️🌴🌵⛰️
@markerey.bsky.social
queer married desert-dwelling animal-loving music & film nerd; I never skip intros or end credits

Are you a mean jerk? Because I gleefully block mean jerks. And MAGAts and TERFs, but you know…same difference.

Also: fuck “A.I.”
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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new iOS update is sleek and also defaults in Music to “you must want songs transition as they would on a dance floor.” so many people will wonder why they can’t just listen to an album. Apps > Music > Song Transitions > toggle off.
December 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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"I told the nurse I jog three days a week, play soccer, lift weights, and take spin classes. She just giggled. Honestly, I’m used to it. It was kind of annoying when she took my blood pressure four times, though."
buff.ly/bcx3OS1
Fat Lady Attempts to Get Health Care: An Oral History
MEGAN TRASK (Front Desk Assistant, Sunshine Primary Care): I could tell from the minute she checked in that she was fat. Like, real fat. The crazie...
buff.ly
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Is this better than Paramount/the Ellisons getting their hands on it? Yeah.

Is this still absolutely shitty and terrible for a variety of reasons? God yes. If I could bold, underline, and italicize that, I would.

Media consolidation is bad for everyone, actually!
Netflix is now in exclusive talks to acquire Warner Bros after the bidding war

If they agree to a deal and then it gets blocked, Netflix will still pay Warner Bros $5B

(via The Wrap)
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Love it 🙌
December 4, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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As a lifelong woman
December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I loved The Cure’s “Songs of a Lost World” so much but it sometimes got a bit heavy for me after awhile. “Mixes of a Lost World” came out at a perfect time and according to my Apple Music stats for 2025 it became my go-to summertime album.
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I have no use for Whamageddon but every year I do play Mariahgeddon because when I hear that song of hers I start seeing my dead business partner’s face in the doorknocker and get visions of my own death.
December 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Black Friday reminder: You can support independent bookstores and get great deals without lining the pockets of billionaires 😌
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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(waving to my neighbors as they see me walking out of the porn shop run by Nazis)

“It’s OK! I just come here for sports!”
Between this and literal Nazis growing their followings, I just can’t understand why so many lefties are still voluntarily using the platform. I know I’m preaching to the choir, but…
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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The last several years have convinced me that what zombie apocalypse stories are really missing to emphasize their realism is granola moms and twitter bros screaming YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO as they sprint outside and hug the nearest zombie while filming with a selfie stick
The Man told me not to put the plastic bag over my head but I don't listen to The Man do youfg hrey hwy is weveythiung fuzzy hhlkaalll ofh a usujddre
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.

Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Peep Show’s Mark, Sophie, Dobby, Big Suze, and Super Hans on Holiday Bake-Off and a series 7 AND 8 announced for All Creatures Great & Small have me quite joyous. I shan’t be reading any further news today.
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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You know who has Universal Healthcare provided by the government? Folks in Argentina do and the US taxpayers sent them $40 Billion Dollars so they can keep it. How are your premiums doing?
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
But what if Megyn Kelly fell into a woodchipper feet first solely due to her own negligence and inattentiveness?

It’s not like she’s an 8-year-old.
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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No one was actually going to procure a woodchipper and leave a trail of relevance crumbs to lure Megyn Kelly into it but if someone says “Lego makes their green bricks with andrenochrome” there could be a mass shooting at Legoland
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Rough day to be any sort of survivor of sexual violence. Solidarity to all of you, please be kind to yourselves
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Enough is enough. Contact your Democratic senators TODAY and tell them to call for Senator Schumer to step aside as Minority Leader. We desperately need new leadership in the Democratic Party.
CALL NOW: Tell Your Democratic Senator It's Time for Chuck Schumer to Step Aside
indivisible.org
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM