Remember all the "tonight he became president" punditry attempts during his first term?

Will Trump's "special military operation" (специальная военная операция) begin today?

I hear the Venezuelan oil tanker was carrying enough fentanyl to kill 99-hundred-scrillion-trillion people!!!!!

Disclaimer: yes, drugs are bad.

And these big trees will make wonderful cabinets!

Also, I assume these are the mountains they are planning to sell.