Mark Fiore
@markfiore.bsky.social
Well this will keep me busy for days & days. wapo.st/44QrP5j
ICE plans $100 million ‘wartime recruitment’ push targeting gun shows, military fans for hires
An internal ICE document shared among immigration officials details plans to use influencers and geo-targeted ads to rapidly hire thousands of deportation officers.
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December 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Well this will keep me busy for days & days. wapo.st/44QrP5j
A Very MAGA Christmas is here for you, happy holidays!
‘Tis the season to laugh at these idiots in song…
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‘Tis the season to laugh at these idiots in song…
(Go here for a gift subscription! 😃https://markfiore.substack.com/p/a-very-maga-christmas )
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
A Very MAGA Christmas is here for you, happy holidays!
‘Tis the season to laugh at these idiots in song…
(Go here for a gift subscription! 😃https://markfiore.substack.com/p/a-very-maga-christmas )
‘Tis the season to laugh at these idiots in song…
(Go here for a gift subscription! 😃https://markfiore.substack.com/p/a-very-maga-christmas )
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December 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
thisisnotnormalthisisnotnormalthisisnotnormalthisisnotnormalthisisnotnormalthisisnotnormalthisisnotnormalthisisnotnormal
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Another scene in my Very MAGA Christmas Special, more soon!
😬Herod or Trump, you be the judge...
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😬Herod or Trump, you be the judge...
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December 21, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Another scene in my Very MAGA Christmas Special, more soon!
😬Herod or Trump, you be the judge...
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😬Herod or Trump, you be the judge...
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Space news is the best. Like, what do you mean there's a runaway supermassive black hole 10 million times bigger than the sun moving through space at 2 million miles per hour www.space.com/astronomy/bl...
James Webb Space Telescope confirms 1st 'runaway' supermassive black hole rocketing through 'Cosmic Owl' galaxies at 2.2 million mph: 'It boggles the mind!'
"The forces that are needed to dislodge such a massive black hole from its home are enormous."
www.space.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Space news is the best. Like, what do you mean there's a runaway supermassive black hole 10 million times bigger than the sun moving through space at 2 million miles per hour www.space.com/astronomy/bl...
I propose a $2054 "he's going to die dividend" for every American in honor of the year Trump will die, miserable, bald & alone in federal custody, having been kept alive as long as possible to serve out his life sentence for crimes committed while in & out of office.
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Trump will use military housing money for $1,776 Pentagon bonuses
The Trump administration will repurpose $2.6 billion in military housing assistance to pay $1,776 “warrior dividend” bonuses to service members, according to a senior administration official.
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December 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I propose a $2054 "he's going to die dividend" for every American in honor of the year Trump will die, miserable, bald & alone in federal custody, having been kept alive as long as possible to serve out his life sentence for crimes committed while in & out of office.
wapo.st/4j0VQF4
wapo.st/4j0VQF4
Can a psychopath be self-aware enough to exhibit fear? Was this actually "fear" or simply some other manifestation of Swiss Cheese Brain?
My money is on the latter.
My money is on the latter.
For 20 minutes, Americans watched Donald Trump address the nation, “drenched in pure panic as he tried to bully an entire nation into admitting he’s doing a great job,” @radiofreetom.bsky.social argues:
This Is What Presidential Panic Looks Like
Donald Trump delivered a fear-drenched rant live from the White House.
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December 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Can a psychopath be self-aware enough to exhibit fear? Was this actually "fear" or simply some other manifestation of Swiss Cheese Brain?
My money is on the latter.
My money is on the latter.
Sneak peek & a challenge: What popular holiday song may contain a lyric that I rewrite as “cankle paws?”
Sneak peek at Holiday Hits on the way!
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Sneak peek at Holiday Hits on the way!
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Sneak peek at Holiday Hits on the way!
🎄I'm in the midst of animating & working with talented voice actors & singers
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December 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Sneak peek & a challenge: What popular holiday song may contain a lyric that I rewrite as “cankle paws?”
Sneak peek at Holiday Hits on the way!
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Sneak peek at Holiday Hits on the way!
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In case you have never seen this.
December 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
In case you have never seen this.
Wait, did Trump dust off his dolls speech from the campaign again?
Pencils are also luxury items again?
Pencils are also luxury items again?
December 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Wait, did Trump dust off his dolls speech from the campaign again?
Pencils are also luxury items again?
Pencils are also luxury items again?
Trump's Venezuela fetish is beginning to feel very Putinesque to me.
First an oil tanker...
are we going to see "little green men" & a "special military operation" next?
First an oil tanker...
are we going to see "little green men" & a "special military operation" next?
December 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Trump's Venezuela fetish is beginning to feel very Putinesque to me.
First an oil tanker...
are we going to see "little green men" & a "special military operation" next?
First an oil tanker...
are we going to see "little green men" & a "special military operation" next?
It's nice that the "Trump Gold Card" website features Joshua trees, probably a nod to their destruction during the government shutdown during Trump's first term, right? www.theguardian.com/environment/...
December 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It's nice that the "Trump Gold Card" website features Joshua trees, probably a nod to their destruction during the government shutdown during Trump's first term, right? www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Republican Congressman declares neither he nor the President of the United States are politicians. 🤔
"...he is not a politician, neither am I..."
Oh, and he also said a bunch of racist stuff, too.
"...he is not a politician, neither am I..."
Oh, and he also said a bunch of racist stuff, too.
Rep. Randy Fine defends Trump's gutter racist rants about Somalis: "Not all cultures are equal ... the president speaks in language that Americans understand."
December 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Republican Congressman declares neither he nor the President of the United States are politicians. 🤔
"...he is not a politician, neither am I..."
Oh, and he also said a bunch of racist stuff, too.
"...he is not a politician, neither am I..."
Oh, and he also said a bunch of racist stuff, too.
I call BS on the idea of 2 wounded guys in the water trying to flip over a capsized boat with 4 big outboard engines. Maybe flip over a part of what remained? (Clearly, someone is trying to undermine the idea of this being a "shipwreck.") wapo.st/4psfkoO
Video shows second strike hit before survivors could flip boat, lawmakers say
The footage was shown on Capitol Hill, where Adm. Frank M. Bradley, who oversaw a deadly attack on alleged drug smugglers, faced a day of difficult questions about the operation.
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December 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I call BS on the idea of 2 wounded guys in the water trying to flip over a capsized boat with 4 big outboard engines. Maybe flip over a part of what remained? (Clearly, someone is trying to undermine the idea of this being a "shipwreck.") wapo.st/4psfkoO
Wow, turns out there is video of Hagueseth issuing the "no quarter" order: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK2A...
Pirates of the Caribbean 3 - We Give No Quarter
YouTube video by Captain Bubba
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December 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Wow, turns out there is video of Hagueseth issuing the "no quarter" order: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK2A...
"...by writing hot erotic poetry from the perspective of a dashingly tan 70-something hunk and his young dame of about 30."
RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
"...by writing hot erotic poetry from the perspective of a dashingly tan 70-something hunk and his young dame of about 30."
My wife & I were lucky enough to know 3 "Somalian" brothers who took tough jobs in trucking, meatpacking & even went to college. Do you think Trump would have busted his ass in a meatpacking plant so he could stay up late studying?
He's just a racist trying to scare people with imaginary boogeymen.
He's just a racist trying to scare people with imaginary boogeymen.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My wife & I were lucky enough to know 3 "Somalian" brothers who took tough jobs in trucking, meatpacking & even went to college. Do you think Trump would have busted his ass in a meatpacking plant so he could stay up late studying?
He's just a racist trying to scare people with imaginary boogeymen.
He's just a racist trying to scare people with imaginary boogeymen.
Time to rebrand the Pentagon again
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December 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Time to rebrand the Pentagon again
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More rebranding by Pete Hagueseth, er, Hegseth. markfiore.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 AM
More rebranding by Pete Hagueseth, er, Hegseth. markfiore.substack.com
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How it started / How it’s going
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
How it started / How it’s going
Jeez, I hope we’re not going to have to invade Afghanistan again.
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Jeez, I hope we’re not going to have to invade Afghanistan again.
Congratulations, @anntelnaes.bsky.social, it was so great hanging out with you and Ward! I ❤️ SJSU, go Spartans!
Really enjoyed appearing at San Jose State University this past week with wonderful people (and Pulitzer-winning cartoonists) Ann Telnaes and Mark Fiore, and celebrating Ann's win of the Hearst Award. Congrats, Ann, and thank you, SJSU!
@anntelnaes.bsky.social @markfiore.bsky.social
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November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Congratulations, @anntelnaes.bsky.social, it was so great hanging out with you and Ward! I ❤️ SJSU, go Spartans!
Whaddoyou know? CBP is now a domestic spy agency.
You better hope your travel patterns aren't "suspicious." It's probably time to drop the "Border" from Border Patrol.
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You better hope your travel patterns aren't "suspicious." It's probably time to drop the "Border" from Border Patrol.
apnews.com/article/immi...
Border Patrol is monitoring US drivers and detaining those with 'suspicious' travel patterns
The U.S. Border Patrol is monitoring millions of American drivers nationwide in a secretive program to identify and detain people whose travel patterns it deems suspicious.
apnews.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Whaddoyou know? CBP is now a domestic spy agency.
You better hope your travel patterns aren't "suspicious." It's probably time to drop the "Border" from Border Patrol.
apnews.com/article/immi...
You better hope your travel patterns aren't "suspicious." It's probably time to drop the "Border" from Border Patrol.
apnews.com/article/immi...
I miss Godwin’s Law.
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
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November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I miss Godwin’s Law.
Hey, things happen! What’s a little murder and dismemberment among friends?
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November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Hey, things happen! What’s a little murder and dismemberment among friends?
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