Mark Harrison
@markharrison.bsky.social
He/him
Writer. Quizmaster. Dad.
Location: Teesside
Writing and quizzes: Film Stories, VODzilla, Yahoo! Ent. UK, and others
Views: my own
Frequent topics: Doctor Who, James Bond, Dexter the dog...
Writer. Quizmaster. Dad.
Location: Teesside
Writing and quizzes: Film Stories, VODzilla, Yahoo! Ent. UK, and others
Views: my own
Frequent topics: Doctor Who, James Bond, Dexter the dog...
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (Nia DaCosta, 2026)
January 14, 2026 at 8:23 PM
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (Nia DaCosta, 2026)
28 weeks later...
January 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
28 weeks later...
"Watched any movies today?"
"A few."
"A few what?"
"A Few Good Men."
"A few."
"A few what?"
"A Few Good Men."
January 11, 2026 at 1:13 AM
"Watched any movies today?"
"A few."
"A few what?"
"A Few Good Men."
"A few."
"A few what?"
"A Few Good Men."
This pic makes me wonder if Bible movies used to be like Marvel movies for this audience, and Sodom & Gomorrah was their Ant-Man & The Wasp. www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/nostalg...
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
This pic makes me wonder if Bible movies used to be like Marvel movies for this audience, and Sodom & Gomorrah was their Ant-Man & The Wasp. www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/nostalg...
My #ChildhoodCinema is the Odeon in Middlesbrough, no no that one, which closed the summer I left primary school. Also that year, my very first published feature was about the cinema's history and its closure ("Lights, camera, but no more action!") as part of a schools thing for the Gazette.
January 9, 2026 at 4:01 PM
My #ChildhoodCinema is the Odeon in Middlesbrough, no no that one, which closed the summer I left primary school. Also that year, my very first published feature was about the cinema's history and its closure ("Lights, camera, but no more action!") as part of a schools thing for the Gazette.
Didn't know today was Sherlock Holmes' birthday when I chose this morning's film, Murder By Decree. Umm... "happy" birthdayyy! (Christopher Plummer is very good in it, obviously.)
January 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Didn't know today was Sherlock Holmes' birthday when I chose this morning's film, Murder By Decree. Umm... "happy" birthdayyy! (Christopher Plummer is very good in it, obviously.)
"You're laughing? Agnes and Tootie derailed a streetcar for a lark, and you're laughing?"
December 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
"You're laughing? Agnes and Tootie derailed a streetcar for a lark, and you're laughing?"
How this year's Best Picture race will probably be decided:
December 27, 2025 at 9:17 AM
How this year's Best Picture race will probably be decided:
My favourite festive Taskmaster special is The Husbands Of River Song, and since I need to feed the baby in an hour, it's time for my annual comfort watch...
December 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My favourite festive Taskmaster special is The Husbands Of River Song, and since I need to feed the baby in an hour, it's time for my annual comfort watch...
The Christmassy "answer smash"* round is quite good.
* legally, I still have no idea what this is.
* legally, I still have no idea what this is.
December 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The Christmassy "answer smash"* round is quite good.
* legally, I still have no idea what this is.
* legally, I still have no idea what this is.
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.
December 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party.
Went to a pub quiz tonight where two teams were named "lennons mam heart eyes" and "simones a milf" and I really hope both were about the same woman.
(extremely Tom Baker voice) It's ALL ONE TITLE. Lennons mam SIMONE IS A MILF. Heart eyes."
(extremely Tom Baker voice) It's ALL ONE TITLE. Lennons mam SIMONE IS A MILF. Heart eyes."
December 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Went to a pub quiz tonight where two teams were named "lennons mam heart eyes" and "simones a milf" and I really hope both were about the same woman.
(extremely Tom Baker voice) It's ALL ONE TITLE. Lennons mam SIMONE IS A MILF. Heart eyes."
(extremely Tom Baker voice) It's ALL ONE TITLE. Lennons mam SIMONE IS A MILF. Heart eyes."
December 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
There is an episode of Frasier on Channel 4 that I've already seen twice since my daughter was born in May.
December 13, 2025 at 9:52 AM
There is an episode of Frasier on Channel 4 that I've already seen twice since my daughter was born in May.
Whoa, my copy just arrived and most of all the words I wrote this year are in it, including:
📽️ A 2026 movie preview
📽️ This year's films based on Stephen King and his angry mate Richard Bachman
📽️ (extremely Charlie Brooker voice) "What's Godfavva 3?"
📽️ Huge film quiz about 2025
Order yours today!
📽️ A 2026 movie preview
📽️ This year's films based on Stephen King and his angry mate Richard Bachman
📽️ (extremely Charlie Brooker voice) "What's Godfavva 3?"
📽️ Huge film quiz about 2025
Order yours today!
December 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Whoa, my copy just arrived and most of all the words I wrote this year are in it, including:
📽️ A 2026 movie preview
📽️ This year's films based on Stephen King and his angry mate Richard Bachman
📽️ (extremely Charlie Brooker voice) "What's Godfavva 3?"
📽️ Huge film quiz about 2025
Order yours today!
📽️ A 2026 movie preview
📽️ This year's films based on Stephen King and his angry mate Richard Bachman
📽️ (extremely Charlie Brooker voice) "What's Godfavva 3?"
📽️ Huge film quiz about 2025
Order yours today!
The most vulgar pub quiz team name at my quiz in a while tonight - Kiss Me Under The Cameltoe! And they won! And here they are...
December 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The most vulgar pub quiz team name at my quiz in a while tonight - Kiss Me Under The Cameltoe! And they won! And here they are...
Our Police Squad
December 11, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Our Police Squad
1 Romance? Oh yeah, I'm counting this...
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
1 Romance? Oh yeah, I'm counting this...
The sword fight remains the funniest, most perfect encapsulation of these two daft old school rivals and their dipshit friendship.
December 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The sword fight remains the funniest, most perfect encapsulation of these two daft old school rivals and their dipshit friendship.
Confirmed: In the new edit of The Sea Devils, JON PERTWEE FUCKE A FYSH! @frizfrizzle.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Confirmed: In the new edit of The Sea Devils, JON PERTWEE FUCKE A FYSH! @frizfrizzle.bsky.social
Also watched The Shop Around The Corner for this and with my one-track Boss-Baby-vibes mind, I finally clocked that Husbands Of River Song isn't a combo-breaker for Moffat riffing on other Christmas staples in his festive specials after all.
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Also watched The Shop Around The Corner for this and with my one-track Boss-Baby-vibes mind, I finally clocked that Husbands Of River Song isn't a combo-breaker for Moffat riffing on other Christmas staples in his festive specials after all.
Ouch for Chris Bremner. deadline.com/2025/12/new-...
December 5, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Ouch for Chris Bremner. deadline.com/2025/12/new-...