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@markjaytee.bsky.social
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broadcaster, writer, funny guy when given attention, adelaide homosexual
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this is one million percent more helpful for customer service people than any other confidently wrong approach you might have
Tim Robinson behind the wheel of a car, looking out of the window, which frames his distressed face. Bottom text reads "I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm scared"
October 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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make friends with the ghosts. i've seen some people make friends with this guy
a horny bi lighting pic of ghostface, sans shirt, arms raised, knife in hand, displaying muscles in the arms and blood on the abs.
July 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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what i hear when someone says queer is a slur
May 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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i love how election coverage is just this until we do know
the classic "What are birds? We just don't know" meme from Look Around You - Birds. A yellow beaked black bird is obscured by a grassy hillock with a white question mark superimposed
May 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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headbanging to my favourite ethel cain track
[Refrain] Heaven has forsaken the masturbator Heaven has forsaken the masturbator Masturbator Masturbator No one you know is a good person Fast, reckless driving often leads to slow, sad music
March 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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using your own posts against you
hand holding up a grey "slay" baseball cap over asphalt
March 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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bonchoiwa angmo benyo. denmei? roro farfo chopoi kukor renfar ELIMINATION. korkorken bar LIPSYNCH FOR YOU LIFE. Kokorecho re GO B*** RO TEE.
An edited screenshot of drag queen RuPaul on a blue and teal background. Overlaid on the face, the yellow locoroco (a yellow blob with a tuft of hair). Overlaid on THAT, two eye emoji and a lip emoji to yassify the locoroco.
February 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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I will miss him. I loved him his whole life and mine ever after.
A black cat sitting in an olive tree looking off into the distance, brightly lit.
February 22, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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I got nine extra months with him after his lymphoma diagnosis, and most of them were good, but it’s never enough time. I wish I’d taken him on more walks, been more liberal with my treats and irritated him with more forehead kisses.
A black cat, sits in a sunbeam in a box, his chest fur lightly bronzed by the sun. the face of a black cat, eyes closed, blepping. A regal black cat sitting with a red harness and leash, on a background of brush and grass.
February 22, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Anyone who visited me met Gloucester, who quietly demanded to sit on your lap. He was my litmus test for most of you. If my heart cannot stand you, I probably can’t pretend to either. My nicest friends provided a new lap to sit on.
A satisfied black cat sits precariously on a lap, his paws out in front, relaxed, eyes closed.
February 22, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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It’s easy to compare him to a shadow. He’s a black cat that followed me everywhere but he was my heart outside body. He slept on my chest and kept me together when I would fall apart. It’s a lot of pressure to put on a pet, but he liked that pressure. It meant he got to sit in my lap.
A black cat sitting on a wooden chair, looking at camera, expectantly?
February 22, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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He was my best friend, heaven’s last best gift, the best image of myself and my dearer half. I’m borrowing Milton’s words about Eve here because Gloucester was a creature who was made for me.
a haggard looking black cat sits on a man's lap, looking grumpy.
February 22, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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I was there for Gloucester’s entire life.

15 Oct 2014 - 21 Feb 2025

He passed peacefully last night next to me, finally getting some well deserved rest.

He was born under my bed one October night, so he’s never been so far from me as he is now.
Two polaroids on a wooden background. On the left, a shadow black cat on a lap. On the right, the same image but further out, a man in a flannel shirt in glasses, holding the cat. A black cat on a tile floor curled up looking at the camera. Floating above him a screenshotted tweet. It reads "my cat better have had sex with a black cat or else i am gonna be so mad she's had kittens under my bed"
February 22, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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air travel is LIKE sea travel and you have sex with men so i'm not SAYING you could bust some backlog, but I'm not NOT saying you could bust some backlog...

(but also sounds like Balatro is the addictive winner)
a screenshot of the out of print non-fiction book by B. R. Burg, Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition
January 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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should i be more proud of my cum or of the guy's hole
a screenshot of an SMS: Hi Dad, I'm unable to use my old phone anymore. Can you please reach out to me on my new number? and then a phone number
January 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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i can't resist a strawberry themed mother 3 textbox
1 like = 1 videogame song i love
December 9, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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when you're mean to me, this who you're being mean to btw
A profile image of iconic Australian 90s puppet, Rattus the Rat, with his signature pink mullet/rats tail, and black leather jacket. In the background, a TV glows with the "Feral TV" logo lighting it up.
December 2, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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It's a render of yoshi looking back over his shoulder.
November 26, 2024 at 4:48 AM
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More austere translators might not even attempt to translate the spirit of the word and translate "ungeheuren Kuntenserven" as big eyelash bug. The problem here is that Kafka, though he wrote about "Amerika", never visited. He would never have seen this creature, let alone seen the vine
The Douglas Fir Fire Fly, which is a beetle. This is a pic of the beetle with its wings outspread, and it's carapace, as a result, outspread too. It's a bug with a reddish body, and most importantly, large "lash" like antennae A screenshot from the vine about a bug with massive eyelashes, just before it flies at the camera and freaks out the filmographer. It's a bug on a cream/white wall, looking like an inoffensive beetle with large eyelash like antennae.
November 26, 2024 at 4:23 AM
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but other, more modern translators have translated the key term "ungeheuren Kuntenserven" less literally. Perhaps Kafka meant that The Metamorphoses was about some GIVING an absolute slay?
A yassified cartoon cockroach with long nails, a plumped lip, dark eyes with lashes and some edited in sparkles.
November 26, 2024 at 4:15 AM
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first, there's an obvious reading of "ungeheuren Kuntenserven" as a literal massive serving of c*nt, ie a big tiddied bug.
The black and white illustration of Franz Kafka's The Metamorphoses of a large bug struggling to get out of bed in an austere room. This version has been edited to include massive tiddies on the bug.
November 26, 2024 at 4:11 AM
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new queer emotional banger dropped
Tidal screenshot of Medium Build's song John & Lydia.
November 18, 2024 at 7:01 AM
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the colourful cover of the cutesy and cartoony strategy boardgame ROOT. A giant tree trunk covers a raccoon, but also holds a red cardinal archer. A cat with a poleaxe sits below a roof, where a mouse carries a rope and scroll. The title ROOT is in the centre with the words "A Game of Woodland Might and Right" as well as another panel that reads "Game By Cole Wehrle, Art by Kyle Ferrin"
November 18, 2024 at 6:15 AM
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still amazed he was cast as a millionaire who redeems himself in Annie, way way back. He has to REDEEM himself. Very this
A screenshot of The Simpsons, with Mr Burns on a sand dune, lit up by a heavenly light. He looks down with borderline benevolence at a prone figure in suffering, who, in shadows upon the dune, clasps a bottle of water.
November 18, 2024 at 5:16 AM
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is this my ideal man? maybe
A screenshot from Laputa: Castle in the Sky. The gentle giant moss covered gardener robot has the exaggerated form of a triangle body with its buly up the top. Its long and heavy segmented arm holds out a tiny flower.
November 15, 2024 at 9:26 PM