Mark
@markjaytee.bsky.social
broadcaster, writer, funny guy when given attention, adelaide homosexual
heard from my boss that because of the heat and the rain there's a rodent warning
you heard it here first
rat boy summer is on the way
MY TIME TO SHINE
you heard it here first
rat boy summer is on the way
MY TIME TO SHINE
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
heard from my boss that because of the heat and the rain there's a rodent warning
you heard it here first
rat boy summer is on the way
MY TIME TO SHINE
you heard it here first
rat boy summer is on the way
MY TIME TO SHINE
describing public parks in 1893:
honestly my most leftist gym bro take is that gyms are a public good and should be state owned and free, not private
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
describing public parks in 1893:
me, watching a period american drama: THAT'S CHIFFON CAKE WHICH WASN'T INVENTED BY THE F SLUR HARRY BAKER YET
November 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
me, watching a period american drama: THAT'S CHIFFON CAKE WHICH WASN'T INVENTED BY THE F SLUR HARRY BAKER YET
yeah nah the bom website's pretty fucking illegible hey
October 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
yeah nah the bom website's pretty fucking illegible hey
it's so depressing to see a baking subreddit go from detailed trouble shooting to "your recipe won't work because it's AI". Perpetual beginner problems with no sharing of intermediate knowledge is wasting so much time
October 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
it's so depressing to see a baking subreddit go from detailed trouble shooting to "your recipe won't work because it's AI". Perpetual beginner problems with no sharing of intermediate knowledge is wasting so much time
"there was no autism in our day"
ma'am your husband can't look me in the eye or respond when i ask how i can help them today
ma'am your husband can't look me in the eye or respond when i ask how i can help them today
October 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"there was no autism in our day"
ma'am your husband can't look me in the eye or respond when i ask how i can help them today
ma'am your husband can't look me in the eye or respond when i ask how i can help them today
alpha bottom genes is this anything
October 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
alpha bottom genes is this anything
"would you still love me if i were a wyrm?" if you read the NARNIA books you know that GOD would still love you were a wyrm
October 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"would you still love me if i were a wyrm?" if you read the NARNIA books you know that GOD would still love you were a wyrm
there's a real "december 2019" energy to the SA state government in regards to the algal bloom
October 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
there's a real "december 2019" energy to the SA state government in regards to the algal bloom
"gen z stare" (fake concept) is just a customer service stare and exists because interrupting is rude, correcting is rude, and giving people space to make mistakes is, you guessed it, rude
October 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"gen z stare" (fake concept) is just a customer service stare and exists because interrupting is rude, correcting is rude, and giving people space to make mistakes is, you guessed it, rude
we misunderstood. man... kind 🥹
the first time i read that Mick Foley would listen to the Tori Amos song Winter to get pumped to wrestle, i cried laughing
Governor Mick Foley (D-IN) would be more likely in my book.
September 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
we misunderstood. man... kind 🥹
gasped when i saw the dream team on the reveal here and immediately went to watch. It was good
🚨There's a new episode of Gastronauts out now on @dropout.tv! Join Jordan Myrick alongside Threedom's Scott Aukerman, Lauren Lapkus, and Paul F. Tompkins as guest judges!
#Gastronauts
#Gastronauts
September 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
gasped when i saw the dream team on the reveal here and immediately went to watch. It was good
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
it wasn't (just) asthma but i'm finding it strange that i've been truly unwell three times in two months merely a day after spending a few hours at the seaside
am i allergic to the ocean? are the brevetoxins going to take me first?
am i allergic to the ocean? are the brevetoxins going to take me first?
pretty fucking scary that spending three hours, indoors, near the beach, triggers my otherwise dormant asthma so badly that I have to pick up an inhaler
I don't think it's particularly conspiracy minded to say the state government is underplaying the algal bloom
I don't think it's particularly conspiracy minded to say the state government is underplaying the algal bloom
September 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
it wasn't (just) asthma but i'm finding it strange that i've been truly unwell three times in two months merely a day after spending a few hours at the seaside
am i allergic to the ocean? are the brevetoxins going to take me first?
am i allergic to the ocean? are the brevetoxins going to take me first?
in the musical Mame, there's a song called The Man in the Moon and it's about a female astronomer who makes a universe shattering discovery. The man in the moon is a lady. A lady with lipstick and curls.
i like to think that's what this quote is referring to
i like to think that's what this quote is referring to
“There is no joy more intense than that of coming upon a fact that cannot be understood in terms of currently accepted ideas."
Astronomer Cecilia Payne-Gaposchkin, who decoded spectral lines to deduce the elemental composition of stars, was born #OTD in 1900. 🧪 🔭 ⚛️ 👩🔬
Image: Harvard Observatory
Astronomer Cecilia Payne-Gaposchkin, who decoded spectral lines to deduce the elemental composition of stars, was born #OTD in 1900. 🧪 🔭 ⚛️ 👩🔬
Image: Harvard Observatory
September 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
in the musical Mame, there's a song called The Man in the Moon and it's about a female astronomer who makes a universe shattering discovery. The man in the moon is a lady. A lady with lipstick and curls.
i like to think that's what this quote is referring to
i like to think that's what this quote is referring to
pretty fucking scary that spending three hours, indoors, near the beach, triggers my otherwise dormant asthma so badly that I have to pick up an inhaler
I don't think it's particularly conspiracy minded to say the state government is underplaying the algal bloom
I don't think it's particularly conspiracy minded to say the state government is underplaying the algal bloom
September 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
pretty fucking scary that spending three hours, indoors, near the beach, triggers my otherwise dormant asthma so badly that I have to pick up an inhaler
I don't think it's particularly conspiracy minded to say the state government is underplaying the algal bloom
I don't think it's particularly conspiracy minded to say the state government is underplaying the algal bloom
frank pangallo retire bitch
September 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
frank pangallo retire bitch
for sale: baby coffin, never used
September 14, 2025 at 10:10 AM
for sale: baby coffin, never used
Reposted by Mark
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
my class theory is simple: there are the pumpin'poleteriat (unaware and useless tops), the holeteriat (hard working labour exploited bottoms) and, as always, the bourgeoisie (filthy redolent heterosexuals)
September 13, 2025 at 9:59 AM
my class theory is simple: there are the pumpin'poleteriat (unaware and useless tops), the holeteriat (hard working labour exploited bottoms) and, as always, the bourgeoisie (filthy redolent heterosexuals)
city traffic and parking fucked around the rally and absolutely normal before and after because the racist chuds are strict isolationists
September 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
city traffic and parking fucked around the rally and absolutely normal before and after because the racist chuds are strict isolationists
years of community media journalism which is similar because i'm doing it for the love of the game and complete inability to grift
What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
September 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
years of community media journalism which is similar because i'm doing it for the love of the game and complete inability to grift
can we get a "mark you're very brave for going on the roof" please
September 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
can we get a "mark you're very brave for going on the roof" please
i wish i had the audacity of disney in 1996 to say "yeah, we can do les mis with hugo's other book"
September 6, 2025 at 9:01 AM
i wish i had the audacity of disney in 1996 to say "yeah, we can do les mis with hugo's other book"
i'm increasingly seeing the three Rs of conservation not include reduce at all? what's up with that (i know what's up with that but wtf)
August 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
i'm increasingly seeing the three Rs of conservation not include reduce at all? what's up with that (i know what's up with that but wtf)