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Mark
@markoftheeast.bsky.social
Let's talk about writing, books, MN sports, politics, art, science, philosophy, and, most importantly, puns. Living in New England, still feel Minnesotan. Sometimes have fever dreams about Jabberjaw.
Loons gonna hang one of those tiny, NYCFC fun-sized banners: 2026 MLS GAM-pions! #MNUFC
January 16, 2026 at 12:49 AM
January 11, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Remind you of a certain Wyoming/ Akron game?
January 1, 2026 at 1:57 AM
December 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Chance to showcase a promising young QB—Mason Heintschel
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
He’s waiting for that call, Columbus.
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Playing in a Smiths cover band in some bar. So, he’s thinking there is a light that never goes out.
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Well, if they get their 6th win …
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Only one answer:
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Think Bongi up top makes the most sense. Loons desperately need production from the 9. Though, it’s always a bit of a risk having Gressel’s defense on the field. Diaz better be ready. Romero out due to yellow cards. Duggan has great promise but he’s been exposed a few times recently. #MNUFC
September 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Happy Rapture Day!
September 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Sometimes it’s fun to just pick names out of hat when making a lineup. Let’s focus on the positives. This will be a unique viewing experience. How can GGG give his team a good scouting report? (12-D chess by the Loons.) Chance for guys to show they belong. See? Positivity. #MNUFC
September 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Next manager
September 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This is an astonishing box score. It is 49-0 with 7+ left in the 2nd quarter.
September 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This tells the story:
August 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Notre Dame updated their leprechaun logo. Real missed opportunity.
August 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Sunny the Sun Belt:
July 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
May 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Certainly a unique lineup tonight for the Loons. They head to Louisville, trying to avoid the cardinal sin of losing to a USL Championship side. #MNUFC
May 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
As I’ve always said … at least once, this is the father of analytics:
March 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Sure, but what about the rumors he’s taking the Strikers job?
February 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This a great news. And also funny that multiple journalists worked many hours to source it and write it, only to get a title/ headline that points out what every person already knew.
January 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Lions have one of the best classic home uniforms. Yet they consistently choose to not wear them.
December 15, 2024 at 9:44 PM
December 15, 2024 at 7:07 PM
I will say that these drones are getting a little out of hand.
December 15, 2024 at 3:30 PM