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Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe
@markrock666.bsky.social
"Yes, yes, we're all talking about the leopard eating my face, but my constituents are more concerned with how much longer until the leopard changes his spots, so we'll just see."
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"Eh-eh-eh-if if there is huh-huh-huh-hope it luh-luh-lies in the puh-puh-puh-puh-proles."
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Every goddamn time.

And this one.
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
A film that you’ve seen more than seven times, in a GIF #Noirvember #film #noir #cinema #FilmNoir
November 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
"Holy crap, I've met those two dudes...and they are fucking WEIRD... anyways, growl growl, woof, growl, woof!"
November 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
"When J.D. said he wanted to fuck me like a hooker, I just assumed he meant I should wear a little more mascara than him, but..."
October 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
October 24, 2025 at 6:35 AM
"GHOUL EVENING, EVERY...BODY! I'M RICK SCOTT, & TONIGHT ON FOX, I WILL REVEAL THE BIGGEST THREAT TO AMERICA TODAY, THE 'RED SCARE'...BUT FIRST, THE PRESIDENT'S PANTS HAVE BLOWN UP..."
October 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
What the fuck is it with these guys?!
October 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
There's no such thing as overkill when being hilarious!
October 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"Seriously, have you even HEARD Dark Side of the Moon?! Dude, put on some headphones, smoke some keeler sensibud, & PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR MIND FUCKIN' BLOWN, DUDE!"
October 8, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I've said before, I'll say it again- take all their shit & toss 'em in one of these for a week in a public square. Or a year, I'm fuckin' flexible.
October 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
"...OURS WILL BE CALLED THE TRUMP BONE EMBIGGENER & YOU CAN CHOOSE FROM ONE OF THREE FINISHES- STARS & STRIPES, AN EAGLE WITH A SINGLE TEAR ON HIS CHEEK, OR MELANIA ON HER KNEES, & THEY'RE GONNA BE MADE HERE IN AMERICA..."
September 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
"IS ELYSIUM THE ONE THAT HAD ROBOT HAMBERDERS?! BECAUSE IT WAS THAT ONE."
September 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"I can't stand it
I know you planned it
I'ma set it straight
’bout this escalate
I can't stand your mockin' when I'm in here
'Cause my hamberdered brain ain't so crystal clear...”
September 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I'll double check, but I don't believe there's anything, anywhere! And my kids' high school still uses his original mascot character! I had a severe fucking reading problem as a kid, & I give Mad Magazine 100% of the credit for motivating me to work through it!
September 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I live in Lawrence, Kansas, birthplace of Paul Coker Jr, & why we don't have a statue of him absolutely fuckin' baffles me.
September 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"SO...UHHH...DEPARTMENT OF WORE!"
September 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"Donald, is she even legal?"

"With regard to legal, she's, uh, different...?!"
September 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"Who War It Better?!"
September 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"Did'ja hear that, baby? Someone else wants us back!"
September 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"AHEM...I HAVE A FEW GODDAMN THOUGHTS I'D LIKE TO SHARE..."
September 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
"(purrs)...I'M JUST LIKE THE WICKED WITCH, EXCEPT I'M A STUPID FUCKIN' MORON!""
August 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
August 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM