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Plus all the movie titles could be rap albums as well...Seven Blood Stained Orchids, Your Vice Is A Locked Room & Only I Have The Key, Bird With The Crystal Plumage...
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Plus all the movie titles could be rap albums as well...Seven Blood Stained Orchids, Your Vice Is A Locked Room & Only I Have The Key, Bird With The Crystal Plumage...
Exactly! "MAKE SOME NOISE, YA JAGOFFS!"
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Exactly! "MAKE SOME NOISE, YA JAGOFFS!"
It would be remarkably unsafe to not have a giant shark in every PSA video.
"So, in summation, if you are using a power tool & you lose control of it, remember to punch it in the nose like your goddamn life depends on it, because it does!"
"So, in summation, if you are using a power tool & you lose control of it, remember to punch it in the nose like your goddamn life depends on it, because it does!"
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It would be remarkably unsafe to not have a giant shark in every PSA video.
"So, in summation, if you are using a power tool & you lose control of it, remember to punch it in the nose like your goddamn life depends on it, because it does!"
"So, in summation, if you are using a power tool & you lose control of it, remember to punch it in the nose like your goddamn life depends on it, because it does!"
I for one am grateful, because I wasn't sure how to politely ask you to stop picking at my scab.
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I for one am grateful, because I wasn't sure how to politely ask you to stop picking at my scab.
Not the first person to succumb to drowning in Chamberlain's baby blues.
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Not the first person to succumb to drowning in Chamberlain's baby blues.
Fuck those scrubs, I'm inspired!
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Fuck those scrubs, I'm inspired!
Isn't that the exact fuckin' definition of one?!
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Isn't that the exact fuckin' definition of one?!
Ssshhh you're gonna jinx it...!
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Ssshhh you're gonna jinx it...!
"I had a kebab once, his name was Pepper, & he was a really tasty Dalmatian..."- RFK Jr
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"I had a kebab once, his name was Pepper, & he was a really tasty Dalmatian..."- RFK Jr
...and I will never stop pointing it out...
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
...and I will never stop pointing it out...
Wait- who told the Walking Talking Almost Real Boy something was going on?! He never knows ANYTHING is happening...!
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Wait- who told the Walking Talking Almost Real Boy something was going on?! He never knows ANYTHING is happening...!
You had me at high.
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
You had me at high.
WE WANT BIGFOOT! WE WANT BIGFOOT! WE WANT BIGFOOT!
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
WE WANT BIGFOOT! WE WANT BIGFOOT! WE WANT BIGFOOT!
Holy shit- I totally recognize him, had no idea about Skeletor, though!
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Holy shit- I totally recognize him, had no idea about Skeletor, though!
Fuck, that hadn't crossed my mind...! Now I'M smiling, thank you! Whatever he does post, fingers crossed it contains the word "hamberder".
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Fuck, that hadn't crossed my mind...! Now I'M smiling, thank you! Whatever he does post, fingers crossed it contains the word "hamberder".
"Donmentia"
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"Donmentia"
Playing Rock, Paper, Scissors...loser changes the Leader of the Free World's diaper.
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Playing Rock, Paper, Scissors...loser changes the Leader of the Free World's diaper.
Agree. On a related note, this kid reminds me of Mike Johnson, in that he also has a face I just really, really wanna sock.
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Agree. On a related note, this kid reminds me of Mike Johnson, in that he also has a face I just really, really wanna sock.
I have twenty two years of professional baking & pastry experience & I'm not touching this with a ten foot pole.
That said, I'll prolly just start trouble.
That said, I'll prolly just start trouble.
November 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I have twenty two years of professional baking & pastry experience & I'm not touching this with a ten foot pole.
That said, I'll prolly just start trouble.
That said, I'll prolly just start trouble.
...& then you finally give up & hand him $192,000 to go away.
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
...& then you finally give up & hand him $192,000 to go away.
Did anything he say make actual sense, like, mechanically?!
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Did anything he say make actual sense, like, mechanically?!
Fuck yes- PREACH!
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Fuck yes- PREACH!
Generally speaking, you can teach/train anybody on the basics of a job. You cannot, however, teach/train them to not be annoying as fuck.
And for the sake of clarity, whistling is a fireable goddamn offense.
And for the sake of clarity, whistling is a fireable goddamn offense.
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Generally speaking, you can teach/train anybody on the basics of a job. You cannot, however, teach/train them to not be annoying as fuck.
And for the sake of clarity, whistling is a fireable goddamn offense.
And for the sake of clarity, whistling is a fireable goddamn offense.