Mark Shatraw
@markshatraw.bsky.social
Video games, politics, adorable animals. Reply friend. All opinions here are mine. He/him. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
I can't believe Jenny Ortega plays Magic and presumably that guy's name is Ben
January 15, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I can't believe Jenny Ortega plays Magic and presumably that guy's name is Ben
It would be cool if a War Powers Resolution for Greenland would fare a little better
January 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM
It would be cool if a War Powers Resolution for Greenland would fare a little better
So that means 38% of people still approve of his foreign policy? Is there a gas leak somewhere
January 14, 2026 at 11:31 PM
So that means 38% of people still approve of his foreign policy? Is there a gas leak somewhere
This is a good question for @bakoon.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 10:42 PM
This is a good question for @bakoon.bsky.social
Yakuza Kiwami 1 - gotta get ready for 3 in February
January 14, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Yakuza Kiwami 1 - gotta get ready for 3 in February
This, to me, is Economics
January 14, 2026 at 10:24 PM
This, to me, is Economics
On the contrary, that will make the next 4-6 weeks more tolerable
January 14, 2026 at 10:00 PM
On the contrary, that will make the next 4-6 weeks more tolerable
Didn't he make fun of John Bolton for his singular focus on going to war with Iran?
January 14, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Didn't he make fun of John Bolton for his singular focus on going to war with Iran?
He always looks like the toilet seat is about 20 degrees colder than he would have anticipated
January 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
He always looks like the toilet seat is about 20 degrees colder than he would have anticipated
I have a Moderate ICE Reform proposal:
-fire all of them
-rewrite their rules to close any loopholes and establish more humane immigration policy
-raise their hiring standards
-prosecute extant criminality
-hire new people
-fire all of them
-rewrite their rules to close any loopholes and establish more humane immigration policy
-raise their hiring standards
-prosecute extant criminality
-hire new people
January 14, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I have a Moderate ICE Reform proposal:
-fire all of them
-rewrite their rules to close any loopholes and establish more humane immigration policy
-raise their hiring standards
-prosecute extant criminality
-hire new people
-fire all of them
-rewrite their rules to close any loopholes and establish more humane immigration policy
-raise their hiring standards
-prosecute extant criminality
-hire new people
Will get in the Gundam
January 14, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Will get in the Gundam
Daniel Radcliffe talks about Rickman the same way I talk about the couple of teachers I had who really helped me get to where I am today
January 14, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Daniel Radcliffe talks about Rickman the same way I talk about the couple of teachers I had who really helped me get to where I am today
He's still technically a Bishop but, if he's going to get involved with stunts like this, that may very well change
January 14, 2026 at 3:43 PM
He's still technically a Bishop but, if he's going to get involved with stunts like this, that may very well change
If I have to wait six months or a year for a video game so people can go have dinner with their families at night, then
1. I'm absolutely cool with that because family is important and
2. I bet you dollars to donuts that it's going to be a better game
1. I'm absolutely cool with that because family is important and
2. I bet you dollars to donuts that it's going to be a better game
January 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
If I have to wait six months or a year for a video game so people can go have dinner with their families at night, then
1. I'm absolutely cool with that because family is important and
2. I bet you dollars to donuts that it's going to be a better game
1. I'm absolutely cool with that because family is important and
2. I bet you dollars to donuts that it's going to be a better game
She called him Larry. Did she need one lol
January 14, 2026 at 12:45 PM
She called him Larry. Did she need one lol
Reading this just makes me sad about Vince Zampella all over again. You don't have to be a sociopath to make great video games!
January 14, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Reading this just makes me sad about Vince Zampella all over again. You don't have to be a sociopath to make great video games!
I have also heard from the parents of more than two kids that the jump from 2-3 is *not linear*
January 14, 2026 at 5:54 AM
I have also heard from the parents of more than two kids that the jump from 2-3 is *not linear*
All I saw of these two posts was "pay his daughter to force feed him beef" and thought "Oh what did Jordan Peterson do now"
January 14, 2026 at 5:44 AM
All I saw of these two posts was "pay his daughter to force feed him beef" and thought "Oh what did Jordan Peterson do now"
Crypto bros: We invented the first ever "currency" used exclusively to do crimes
President Crimes: This stuff is cool; you guys are now my friends
CB: Look at us, we have friends now
PC: *does crimes*
CB:
President Crimes: This stuff is cool; you guys are now my friends
CB: Look at us, we have friends now
PC: *does crimes*
CB:
Surprised Pikachu GIF
ALT: Surprised Pikachu GIF
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Crypto bros: We invented the first ever "currency" used exclusively to do crimes
President Crimes: This stuff is cool; you guys are now my friends
CB: Look at us, we have friends now
PC: *does crimes*
CB:
President Crimes: This stuff is cool; you guys are now my friends
CB: Look at us, we have friends now
PC: *does crimes*
CB:
We're bringing back Beats, folks, and we're doing it very strongly
January 14, 2026 at 4:55 AM
We're bringing back Beats, folks, and we're doing it very strongly
The "Team A" versus "Team B" tip jars but for political discourse
January 14, 2026 at 3:35 AM
The "Team A" versus "Team B" tip jars but for political discourse
Feel this in my bones lol
January 14, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Feel this in my bones lol
He always saves the fastball for the people most inclined to enjoy the taste of his shoe leather
January 13, 2026 at 11:53 PM
He always saves the fastball for the people most inclined to enjoy the taste of his shoe leather
If you're looking for a sign, this is what it would look like
January 13, 2026 at 11:42 PM
If you're looking for a sign, this is what it would look like
Feature request: temporary display names
January 13, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Feature request: temporary display names