They probably think they’ll get a violent response from the BPP. They don’t know what kinda hell these MontCo wine mom brigades can bring, lemme tell ya.

Infrastructure by Don Martin.

When doctors want to let you know something’s going to hurt, they say that you’re going to “feel some pressure”.

When a policy is going to do recognizable damage to regular people, govt’s say people should have “patience”.

Are you kidding me? The man JUST SAID HE’S ACTING PRESIDENT OF A FOREIGN COUNTRY and even if he’s joking (spoiler: he has no sense of humor and doesn’t joke) that’s AN INSANE thing for the leader of the US to say. Please treat this with the seriousness it deserves.

They said you were good at this.

How is it that Mitch was such an effective obstructionist when he was in the minority and all you do is lob floppy jelly dildos at the opposition?

Once, a long time ago, they called me “king of the pinners”

…I just…

…I mean…

In 1970, women couldn’t get a credit card by themselves, either. Would she like to volunteer hers for cutting up first?

In the distant future, historians will have AI in their lives at every level and every device to help them write better emails if they want and find them things they can do with the flour and half a bag of split peas they have in the pantry. And it will be correct a full *68%* of the time by then!

I mean, it’s CRAZY. MOST of them only come here speaking Yiddish and they don’t… oh wait, I’m thinking of the last time they said that, nevermind. 😬

Goodness preserves.

They do a fantastic job of both genre AND individual band stylistic parodies. It’s just great in so many different facets.