Marksometimes
@marksometimes.bsky.social
I play various instruments, some not terribly. Songs don’t suck outright. Autism dad, occasionally gets cancer, ruggedly handsome/scruffy nerfherder
Special Agent Voldemort.
BRENNAN: Tell me about the officer, Jonathan Ross
KRISTI NOEM: Don't say his name! I mean, for heaven's sake, we shouldn't have people continue to dox law enforcement
BRENNAN: His name is public
NOEM: I know, but that doesn't mean it should continue to be said
KRISTI NOEM: Don't say his name! I mean, for heaven's sake, we shouldn't have people continue to dox law enforcement
BRENNAN: His name is public
NOEM: I know, but that doesn't mean it should continue to be said
January 18, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Special Agent Voldemort.
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
Everyone knows that to be a White House reporter you have to tie a trans swimmer for 5th place and make a career out of being mad about it. Duh.
Reporter: Renee Good was shot in the head and killed by an ICE Agent.
Leavitt: Why was she killed?
Reporter: Because an ICE agent acted recklessly and killed her unjustifiably
Leavitt: You’re a left-wing hack. You’re not a reporter.
Leavitt: Why was she killed?
Reporter: Because an ICE agent acted recklessly and killed her unjustifiably
Leavitt: You’re a left-wing hack. You’re not a reporter.
January 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Everyone knows that to be a White House reporter you have to tie a trans swimmer for 5th place and make a career out of being mad about it. Duh.
And when you’re a Shining City on the Hill, they let you do whatever you want.
Grab ‘em by the President.
Grab ‘em by the President.
Rep. Carlos Gimenez: "The United States has demonstrated to the people around the world that we can touch you anywhere at any time or our choosing"
January 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
And when you’re a Shining City on the Hill, they let you do whatever you want.
Grab ‘em by the President.
Grab ‘em by the President.
One night there was an explosion and a fire at the diner down the street and someone called us to see if we were ok. The phone was on my parents’ bed and I ran in and jumped on the bed in excitement to answer the phone and accidentally hung up the call before I got to the phone.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 10, 2026 at 3:16 PM
One night there was an explosion and a fire at the diner down the street and someone called us to see if we were ok. The phone was on my parents’ bed and I ran in and jumped on the bed in excitement to answer the phone and accidentally hung up the call before I got to the phone.
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I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
“HAHAHA NO see if you just subtract these numbers that make us look bad and only look at the ones that make us look GOOD then you see it’s really… not… bad… at all, um, haha…”
Hassett: "When you look at jobs numbers & see they're below 100, the below 100 thing isn't as disturbing as in the past bc a lot of it is reduced govt employment & we're deporting illegals. If you account for that, the expected jobs number for a strong month is a lot closer to what we're seeing."
January 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
“HAHAHA NO see if you just subtract these numbers that make us look bad and only look at the ones that make us look GOOD then you see it’s really… not… bad… at all, um, haha…”
Christ-onna-stick, no pun intended.
On Tucker Carlson’s show, Megyn Kelly says Jews killed Jesus.
She also rolled it up with some racism about Black crime and whatnot.
All framed as a response to supposed anti-Catholic rhetoric. Very clearly a purposefully weak way to have plausible deniability.
She also rolled it up with some racism about Black crime and whatnot.
All framed as a response to supposed anti-Catholic rhetoric. Very clearly a purposefully weak way to have plausible deniability.
January 8, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Christ-onna-stick, no pun intended.
Anyone who thinks we didn’t win the White House because a bunch of random “democrat” males couldn’t use the r-word anymore is staring down the barrel of defeat. Again.
The text faded to the paywall at the same rate as my eyes would have glazed over anyway
January 7, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Anyone who thinks we didn’t win the White House because a bunch of random “democrat” males couldn’t use the r-word anymore is staring down the barrel of defeat. Again.
Shoot, ready, aim.
Speaker Mike Johnson says of Venezuela: "This is not a regime change. This is a demand for change of behavior by a regime."
January 6, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Shoot, ready, aim.
You misspelled “xAI’s Flagship Product Grok Used in CSAM Production Scheme”, you terrible, terrible people.
Musk's Grok AI bot is fixing safeguard 'lapses' after posting of sexualized images of children
Musk's Grok AI bot is fixing safeguard 'lapses' after posting of sexualized images of children
Users on X raised concerns over explicit content of minors being generated using Musk's Grok tool.
cnb.cx
January 2, 2026 at 8:17 PM
You misspelled “xAI’s Flagship Product Grok Used in CSAM Production Scheme”, you terrible, terrible people.
Unpopular opinion: Julian Casablancas is one BOZEEBIDDIDYBOPPIDYWOOOOO from being David Lee Roth in all the Strokes songs.
December 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Unpopular opinion: Julian Casablancas is one BOZEEBIDDIDYBOPPIDYWOOOOO from being David Lee Roth in all the Strokes songs.
‘But’ means ignore everything to the left of what I just said.
From a focus group of Gen Z Republicans. (www.city-journal.org/article/manh...)
Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.
Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.
December 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
‘But’ means ignore everything to the left of what I just said.
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I have employer-subsidized insurance and it’s STILL more than 12% of my take-home. It’s closer to 20%.
You’re literally telling me my costs would go DOWN. How do you get your information?
You’re literally telling me my costs would go DOWN. How do you get your information?
R U ok with paying 8 to 12 pct more in taxes and possibly losing your standard deduction ?
R U ok with losing access to different curative medications and care because the government can't afford to pay for them, even after taxing all the billionaires 90 pct?
R U ok with losing access to different curative medications and care because the government can't afford to pay for them, even after taxing all the billionaires 90 pct?
December 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I have employer-subsidized insurance and it’s STILL more than 12% of my take-home. It’s closer to 20%.
You’re literally telling me my costs would go DOWN. How do you get your information?
You’re literally telling me my costs would go DOWN. How do you get your information?
BAFFLINGLY LARGE amounts of Disney-flavored porn in 5…4…3…
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
BAFFLINGLY LARGE amounts of Disney-flavored porn in 5…4…3…
Let’s extrapolate.
This was the end result of hours and hours of grinding, unending busywork EVEN THOUGH IT’S AI GENERATED. And this was the ABSOLUTE BEST they could come up with.
Jinkies, Scoob.
This was the end result of hours and hours of grinding, unending busywork EVEN THOUGH IT’S AI GENERATED. And this was the ABSOLUTE BEST they could come up with.
Jinkies, Scoob.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Let’s extrapolate.
This was the end result of hours and hours of grinding, unending busywork EVEN THOUGH IT’S AI GENERATED. And this was the ABSOLUTE BEST they could come up with.
Jinkies, Scoob.
This was the end result of hours and hours of grinding, unending busywork EVEN THOUGH IT’S AI GENERATED. And this was the ABSOLUTE BEST they could come up with.
Jinkies, Scoob.
Aside from the fact that this is a meaningless phrase for the millions upon millions of bottle-fed, perfectly healthy infants across the planet, this shows his brain was fully cooked and mangled by the mid-90’s when woo culture hit apogee. And just atrophied following.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Aside from the fact that this is a meaningless phrase for the millions upon millions of bottle-fed, perfectly healthy infants across the planet, this shows his brain was fully cooked and mangled by the mid-90’s when woo culture hit apogee. And just atrophied following.
If only there was an example of this from history that might provide SOME
kind of perspective. If only there were some sort of comically obvious correlation from a past experience where people said the exact same thing. If only.
kind of perspective. If only there were some sort of comically obvious correlation from a past experience where people said the exact same thing. If only.
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If only there was an example of this from history that might provide SOME
kind of perspective. If only there were some sort of comically obvious correlation from a past experience where people said the exact same thing. If only.
kind of perspective. If only there were some sort of comically obvious correlation from a past experience where people said the exact same thing. If only.
Strong bathrooms, no ceilings.
December 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Strong bathrooms, no ceilings.
It’s an art installation where they’re hitting him with a deconstructed croissant. 🥐
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...
www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It’s an art installation where they’re hitting him with a deconstructed croissant. 🥐
Ex Machina (2014)
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Ex Machina (2014)
Scouting has, historically, NOT found itself populated with football heroes and weightlifters. It’s a bastion for kids that don’t fit in anywhere else. What Hegseth dreams of is Trump Youth. Brownshirts. I’m not the biggest fan of Scouting, but it’s CERTAINLY not the thing he’s trying to make.
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts n.pr/3M48mr2
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. Military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formally known as the Boy Scouts
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Scouting has, historically, NOT found itself populated with football heroes and weightlifters. It’s a bastion for kids that don’t fit in anywhere else. What Hegseth dreams of is Trump Youth. Brownshirts. I’m not the biggest fan of Scouting, but it’s CERTAINLY not the thing he’s trying to make.
I… actually kind of agree with this. It felt like they tried to make a WWII movie set in the Star Wars universe and parts just felt like PlayStation cut scenes.
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I… actually kind of agree with this. It felt like they tried to make a WWII movie set in the Star Wars universe and parts just felt like PlayStation cut scenes.
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.