Mark Feltskog
@markstextterminal.bsky.social
Public school educator, Hampshire College alumni, friend to stray cats everywhere, blogger, citizen, freelance humanist, lifelong reader, inveterate urban dweller, and grateful to live in the beautiful borough of Brooklyn, New York. DMs will be ignored.
Thanks. Do you know Spencerian?
December 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Thanks. Do you know Spencerian?
When I was a teenager in the 1970s, there was a cheese factory in every small town in Wisconsin. By 7:00 a.m., most were done making cheese and were skimming the curds out of the pan. If you find yourself in that situation, buy a pound. You will enjoy some serious squeak.
December 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
When I was a teenager in the 1970s, there was a cheese factory in every small town in Wisconsin. By 7:00 a.m., most were done making cheese and were skimming the curds out of the pan. If you find yourself in that situation, buy a pound. You will enjoy some serious squeak.
Nicely put. Thank you. I saw a sticker on a light pole recently that read "Cars Destroy Cities." That has been my experience, yes.
December 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Nicely put. Thank you. I saw a sticker on a light pole recently that read "Cars Destroy Cities." That has been my experience, yes.
Wisconsin homeboy here: were they fresh enough to be still squeaky?
December 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Wisconsin homeboy here: were they fresh enough to be still squeaky?
Congratulations and, cheers!
December 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Congratulations and, cheers!
Thank you. Terribly sad news.
December 31, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Thank you. Terribly sad news.
"Are you talkin' to me?"
December 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Are you talkin' to me?"
Bold, hard-hitting stuff that will, I am certain, produce effective and lasting results.
December 31, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Bold, hard-hitting stuff that will, I am certain, produce effective and lasting results.
Thank you for adding your voice to this, Ambassador Fairfax.
December 31, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Thank you for adding your voice to this, Ambassador Fairfax.
Another self-important opinion columnist showing us how clever she is. Edifying!
December 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Another self-important opinion columnist showing us how clever she is. Edifying!
That is some set of ears you have there, my buddy!
December 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
That is some set of ears you have there, my buddy!
Buncha leeches.
December 31, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Buncha leeches.
Thank you! This is a real piece of history: I had no idea he'd acted in silent pictures.
December 31, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Thank you! This is a real piece of history: I had no idea he'd acted in silent pictures.
Thanks for saying so. This is an issue, as an educator, that concerns me on a daily basis.
December 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Thanks for saying so. This is an issue, as an educator, that concerns me on a daily basis.
This, right here, is some really subtle thinking. I have only one question for Congressman Fine: how does Donald Trump's anus taste? (Oh, and do you need some makeup for your brown nose?)
December 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This, right here, is some really subtle thinking. I have only one question for Congressman Fine: how does Donald Trump's anus taste? (Oh, and do you need some makeup for your brown nose?)
I've worked in tough, inner-city schools for 20 years. Do you know what, consistently, kids want to learn? To write in cursive. And I mean some of the toughest, most challenging students I've had. They see it as an arcane art, and they want in. I actually wrote a lengthy research essay about this.
December 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I've worked in tough, inner-city schools for 20 years. Do you know what, consistently, kids want to learn? To write in cursive. And I mean some of the toughest, most challenging students I've had. They see it as an arcane art, and they want in. I actually wrote a lengthy research essay about this.
Yes. Exactly right. And thank you.
December 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Yes. Exactly right. And thank you.
Just terrible news. When I watched "The Residence," I was surprised to see how much he'd aged since I'd last seen him on screen--in Spike Lee's "Da 5 Bloods." Requiescat in pace.
December 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Just terrible news. When I watched "The Residence," I was surprised to see how much he'd aged since I'd last seen him on screen--in Spike Lee's "Da 5 Bloods." Requiescat in pace.
This is not a word I use in public discourse casually: Fuck your friends.
December 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is not a word I use in public discourse casually: Fuck your friends.
And thanks for saying so.
December 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
And thanks for saying so.
My deepest condolences. He looks like a desirable companion.
December 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My deepest condolences. He looks like a desirable companion.
Congratulations!
December 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Congratulations!
Please, pretty please?
December 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Please, pretty please?