Mark St. John
@markstjohn.bsky.social
GQ's 2023 "Pickled Okra Enjoyer of the Year" winner.
If I am at your toilet, please believe I am going to fashion a gauntlet of TP to tackle even the lightest of jobs.
December 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If I am at your toilet, please believe I am going to fashion a gauntlet of TP to tackle even the lightest of jobs.
Wise County has a particular nuance now.
December 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Wise County has a particular nuance now.
I do know an adult, a long time friend who decided after 45+ years that they were a Mormon. They also have become very vocal about a particular form of nationalism and suddenly care about the ethno-state.
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I do know an adult, a long time friend who decided after 45+ years that they were a Mormon. They also have become very vocal about a particular form of nationalism and suddenly care about the ethno-state.
This is the correct way to Saturday.
December 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This is the correct way to Saturday.
what an elite skip-day
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
what an elite skip-day
I am a month into my migration, and other than a few annoyances, which are primarily due to my advanced age and lack of attention, it has been terrific.
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I am a month into my migration, and other than a few annoyances, which are primarily due to my advanced age and lack of attention, it has been terrific.
I do not trust anyone in our industry who does not have gallows humor. That is my mandatory minimum on trusting someone new.
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I do not trust anyone in our industry who does not have gallows humor. That is my mandatory minimum on trusting someone new.
Got the apron on for game time activities and an army of coffee-making apparatus at the ready to get into the "cortisol-powered chef" zone.
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Got the apron on for game time activities and an army of coffee-making apparatus at the ready to get into the "cortisol-powered chef" zone.
I just housed a pint of pecan praline vanilla today. I would fuck up a butterscotch 'scream
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I just housed a pint of pecan praline vanilla today. I would fuck up a butterscotch 'scream
No, I don't even know where this is at and it's probably 1,500 miles from me. I am however an ice cream junkie who leans savory and salty so this is sending me.
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
No, I don't even know where this is at and it's probably 1,500 miles from me. I am however an ice cream junkie who leans savory and salty so this is sending me.
You honestly have to try them all. Twice.
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
You honestly have to try them all. Twice.
Snake & minion method both are worth experimenting with over time as well. Kettles can do it all. Happy T-Day.
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Snake & minion method both are worth experimenting with over time as well. Kettles can do it all. Happy T-Day.
NRH Library voting was popping and I had time to renew my library card, which is nice.
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
NRH Library voting was popping and I had time to renew my library card, which is nice.
I had to test my platform on the two latest AI browsers and some how, some way, these companies with infinite resources managed to make Chromium even worse (even without adding their AI intrusions). Fascinating.
October 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I had to test my platform on the two latest AI browsers and some how, some way, these companies with infinite resources managed to make Chromium even worse (even without adding their AI intrusions). Fascinating.
holy shit, well done
October 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
holy shit, well done
undisputed heavyweight of apps
October 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
undisputed heavyweight of apps
Takis addict here, may I inquire about the flavor variety that will encumber the treat satchels of the youth?
October 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Takis addict here, may I inquire about the flavor variety that will encumber the treat satchels of the youth?
Learned what "hitting for the cycle" was because of him.
October 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Learned what "hitting for the cycle" was because of him.
I must have missed a P1 seasoning sale. Too late?
October 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I must have missed a P1 seasoning sale. Too late?
those vortex units are great
October 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
those vortex units are great