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Mark St. John
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GQ's 2023 "Pickled Okra Enjoyer of the Year" winner.
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NRH Library voting was popping and I had time to renew my library card, which is nice.
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reminder you can just add pickled jalapeños and no one can stop you. you can just do that
I had to test my platform on the two latest AI browsers and some how, some way, these companies with infinite resources managed to make Chromium even worse (even without adding their AI intrusions). Fascinating.
undisputed heavyweight of apps
Takis addict here, may I inquire about the flavor variety that will encumber the treat satchels of the youth?
Learned what "hitting for the cycle" was because of him.
I must have missed a P1 seasoning sale. Too late?
those vortex units are great
The king. Easy enough for rookies to learn temp control and infinite ways to use it after that.
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You mother fucker I have never once wanted to upload to OneDrive, just let me attach the file to the email
well, I thought last night was pretty alright? My hopes are 9-8. I'm going to try to give the new coach an open mind.
Science needs variables, I'll grab one tomorrow for research purposes.
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You guys have gotta stop shopping at Spirit Halloween. That stuff is terrible for the environment.

Just get some real ghosts by purchasing a widow's engagement ring from the flea market. Just dig up some real bones.
way better than cigs & dip though
free apiary aside, what human thinks that moving from NYC to Dallas is an attractive option.
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Home Run Derby idea: put a dozen Jose Canseco impersonators in the outfield and if you hit a home run by bouncing one off their head you immediately win the whole thing
fast food burger discourse is my electric mosquito tennis racket
Whataburger is also on the decline now and it kills me. Luckily, Braums has been on a crazy overhaul offensive in DFW and has upped their game. I don't have good proximity to P. Terrys but that's also big game hunting for me when I can.
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Magnolia unexpectedly had to go to the vet and wonders if you might crack open this door so she could just slip out
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I once watched a documentary (Real Genius) where they used a device like this to make popcorn.
the "for sale or trade" on the back sent me