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✨Tabatha✨

✨Tabatha✨

@tabatha.bsky.social

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💖 eat cheese and sin 💖 🎀doing chaotic good🎀 ✨she/her (feral)✨

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Casey Lucas @bimbo.phd · 1d

How'd my test go? Yeah, I told you, I'm great at tests. I ate that marshmallow quicker than any other kid there

✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 1d

My parents keep wondering what I could possibly be out so late for every night.

And well, there are detours. I needed a late-night adeni chai but didn't know that until the drive home.

✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 1d

Living with my parents temporarily, and my mom will be like "and what time will you be home?"

I'm just over here like, "well, you see, I might get out of the gym late and need a 10pm ice cream cone, so that's like an extra hour. And I'm 37, not 17, so I haven't really decided yet..."

✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 1d

That's clearly Mr. Wendell Hall.

✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 1d

I literally paid a place $15 to repot my one plant into 3 small planters to avoid spending $9 on more soil than needed.

This costume speaks to me.

✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 1d

I want my apartment to have whatever kind of insulation this strip mall used to keep the sports bar noise from seeping into the massage studio.

✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 2d

I know, right?

(He was mainly just kinda yammering at shoulder height)

✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 2d

Man, Marchand was kinda biting Heiskanen's ankles in front of the net there.

✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 2d

Will do!

✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 2d

Oh shit, they have a shocking number of pole studios and climbing gyms right in the downtown core on the rail lines. And a lot of Vietnamese coffee and Korean fried chicken in the city center (as compared to super corporate chain shit you usually find).

✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 2d

And proximity to other cities is always great and part of why Seattle is in the running (a short bus ride away from Vancouver BC, my bae).

I like visiting Boston too and want to explore NYC, but I have an unabashed hatred for DC 😅

✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 2d

I'm okay with biased homer picks. I have some super niche things I'm comparing too.

In some ways, Dallas has surprisingly outrun a lot of cities, especially on the food front. I'm like, what do you mean you can't find Yemeni coffee or Korean fried chicken there? Philly seems to have what I like

✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 2d

A friend who genuinely understands what I want out of a city proposed to add Philadelphia to my relocation options.

I'm not sure about that, but my ears are open.

✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 3d

Texas Monthly can burn for this.

✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 3d

Having heard the whole story for the past year, I'm pretty sure it's 80% the inlaws and 20% the man.

✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 3d

Wish I could say my own is any more sophisticated. I don't really own anything worth taking beyond my sanity. So no Ring cameras, but I do have two hockey sticks and a chip on my shoulder.

✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 3d

Why, yes. Yes, I believe that's something.

✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 3d

Not my friend who just got married liking an IG post about the negative health and social impacts that marrying a man has on women 🙃

✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 3d

My brand of crazy

mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 3d

the “he-got-that-dawg-in-him” final boss

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 4d

'My name is Fozziemandias, king of kings; Look on my wocka wockas, ye Mighty, and despair!'

✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 4d

"You can bring a picture of your dog or kid and leave it on a spot if you want."

You mean like, a desk? A fucking desk? Is this new?

✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 4d

Company leaders hosting an RTO call: "And we see a lot of smiles coming through in the reactions."
The comments: "😆 They think these are smiles???"

✨Tabatha✨ @tabatha.bsky.social · 5d

Same for Teams. "What are these blobs??? Ohmigod, it's urgent messages."

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cameron @famousceleb.co · 5d

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

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Jeremy C. Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 5d

The dust bunnies have created a tiny craft store under the bed. They're selling craft materials made from cat hair, fingernails, spiderwebs, lint. I don't know if I need any of this but they have some excellent discounts if you sign up for a membership account, and you can pay them in orange peels.