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✨Tabatha✨
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💖 eat cheese and sin 💖 🎀doing chaotic good🎀 ✨she/her (feral)✨
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How'd my test go? Yeah, I told you, I'm great at tests. I ate that marshmallow quicker than any other kid there
My parents keep wondering what I could possibly be out so late for every night.

And well, there are detours. I needed a late-night adeni chai but didn't know that until the drive home.
Living with my parents temporarily, and my mom will be like "and what time will you be home?"

I'm just over here like, "well, you see, I might get out of the gym late and need a 10pm ice cream cone, so that's like an extra hour. And I'm 37, not 17, so I haven't really decided yet..."
That's clearly Mr. Wendell Hall.
I literally paid a place $15 to repot my one plant into 3 small planters to avoid spending $9 on more soil than needed.

This costume speaks to me.
I want my apartment to have whatever kind of insulation this strip mall used to keep the sports bar noise from seeping into the massage studio.
I know, right?

(He was mainly just kinda yammering at shoulder height)
Man, Marchand was kinda biting Heiskanen's ankles in front of the net there.
Oh shit, they have a shocking number of pole studios and climbing gyms right in the downtown core on the rail lines. And a lot of Vietnamese coffee and Korean fried chicken in the city center (as compared to super corporate chain shit you usually find).
And proximity to other cities is always great and part of why Seattle is in the running (a short bus ride away from Vancouver BC, my bae).

I like visiting Boston too and want to explore NYC, but I have an unabashed hatred for DC 😅
I'm okay with biased homer picks. I have some super niche things I'm comparing too.

In some ways, Dallas has surprisingly outrun a lot of cities, especially on the food front. I'm like, what do you mean you can't find Yemeni coffee or Korean fried chicken there? Philly seems to have what I like
A friend who genuinely understands what I want out of a city proposed to add Philadelphia to my relocation options.

I'm not sure about that, but my ears are open.
Texas Monthly can burn for this.
Having heard the whole story for the past year, I'm pretty sure it's 80% the inlaws and 20% the man.
Wish I could say my own is any more sophisticated. I don't really own anything worth taking beyond my sanity. So no Ring cameras, but I do have two hockey sticks and a chip on my shoulder.
Why, yes. Yes, I believe that's something.
Not my friend who just got married liking an IG post about the negative health and social impacts that marrying a man has on women 🙃
My brand of crazy
the “he-got-that-dawg-in-him” final boss
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'My name is Fozziemandias, king of kings; Look on my wocka wockas, ye Mighty, and despair!'
"You can bring a picture of your dog or kid and leave it on a spot if you want."

You mean like, a desk? A fucking desk? Is this new?
Company leaders hosting an RTO call: "And we see a lot of smiles coming through in the reactions."
The comments: "😆 They think these are smiles???"
Same for Teams. "What are these blobs??? Ohmigod, it's urgent messages."
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
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The dust bunnies have created a tiny craft store under the bed. They're selling craft materials made from cat hair, fingernails, spiderwebs, lint. I don't know if I need any of this but they have some excellent discounts if you sign up for a membership account, and you can pay them in orange peels.