✨Tabatha✨
@tabatha.bsky.social
💖 eat cheese and sin 💖
🎀doing chaotic good🎀
✨she/her (feral)✨
🎀doing chaotic good🎀
✨she/her (feral)✨
People who walk slowly to the public restroom do not deserve the restroom. They do not desire it badly enough.
December 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
People who walk slowly to the public restroom do not deserve the restroom. They do not desire it badly enough.
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Not mine but seems appropriate
December 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Not mine but seems appropriate
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i have huge tits and i hate ai
December 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
i have huge tits and i hate ai
Stopped for ice cream and two girls dressed up like Little House on the Prairie characters came into the totally empty shop, sat down next to me and started praying.
So I'm just sitting here jn my booty shorts on a hot day eating pandan ice cream and trying not to make it weirder.
So I'm just sitting here jn my booty shorts on a hot day eating pandan ice cream and trying not to make it weirder.
December 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Stopped for ice cream and two girls dressed up like Little House on the Prairie characters came into the totally empty shop, sat down next to me and started praying.
So I'm just sitting here jn my booty shorts on a hot day eating pandan ice cream and trying not to make it weirder.
So I'm just sitting here jn my booty shorts on a hot day eating pandan ice cream and trying not to make it weirder.
A man just walked into Beyond the Bar, heard it was a N/A bottle shop and straight Abe Simpson'd his way out of here.
"Ope, I asked about a liquor store. Don't know why they sent me here..."
"Ope, I asked about a liquor store. Don't know why they sent me here..."
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
A man just walked into Beyond the Bar, heard it was a N/A bottle shop and straight Abe Simpson'd his way out of here.
"Ope, I asked about a liquor store. Don't know why they sent me here..."
"Ope, I asked about a liquor store. Don't know why they sent me here..."
Listening to a bartender at the jazz bar complain about a guy from Wu Tang coming in, ordering one of everything on the menu and walking the bill...
December 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Listening to a bartender at the jazz bar complain about a guy from Wu Tang coming in, ordering one of everything on the menu and walking the bill...
How are you even going to call that a call on Robertson? Go make that slop worthwhile in the next 4 minutes.
December 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
How are you even going to call that a call on Robertson? Go make that slop worthwhile in the next 4 minutes.
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The last of the World War II vets dying off and the resurgence of fascism being directly correlated isn't a coincidence
Seems like we’re just too far removed from the world wars that’s it’s all just too abstract for young people to really grasp
December 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The last of the World War II vets dying off and the resurgence of fascism being directly correlated isn't a coincidence
The right wing talks to women like:
December 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The right wing talks to women like:
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
I've heard a lot of questions about why I'm moving to a large, dense city and not a smaller city or small town.
The simple answer is that I need more enrichment in my enclosure.
The simple answer is that I need more enrichment in my enclosure.
December 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I've heard a lot of questions about why I'm moving to a large, dense city and not a smaller city or small town.
The simple answer is that I need more enrichment in my enclosure.
The simple answer is that I need more enrichment in my enclosure.
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Ken Paxton has launched a snitch line to gather reports of supposed violations of Texas' transphobic bathroom policing law. Please do not abuse this snitch line. Please do not fill it with faff and nonsense. Please do not attach huge, unwieldy and irrelevant documentation to any reports.
Texas Women’s Privacy Act Complaint Form (SB 8) | Office of the Attorney General
The Texas Women’s Privacy Act requires a political subdivision or state agency, including public schools, open enrollment charter schools, and state institutions of higher education, to designate each...
www.texasattorneygeneral.gov
December 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Ken Paxton has launched a snitch line to gather reports of supposed violations of Texas' transphobic bathroom policing law. Please do not abuse this snitch line. Please do not fill it with faff and nonsense. Please do not attach huge, unwieldy and irrelevant documentation to any reports.
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Sooo, my job is safe then...?
Are these the same companies that told us the robot could do it?
December 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Sooo, my job is safe then...?
I'm finally at that point in my career where my more junior coworkers are overly formal with me.
And I'm like, girl, I am literally a raccoon in a hair bow. I could eat pizza out of the trash at any moment. Don't put that kind of respect on me.
And I'm like, girl, I am literally a raccoon in a hair bow. I could eat pizza out of the trash at any moment. Don't put that kind of respect on me.
December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I'm finally at that point in my career where my more junior coworkers are overly formal with me.
And I'm like, girl, I am literally a raccoon in a hair bow. I could eat pizza out of the trash at any moment. Don't put that kind of respect on me.
And I'm like, girl, I am literally a raccoon in a hair bow. I could eat pizza out of the trash at any moment. Don't put that kind of respect on me.
Fact: The best food is served inside the ugliest strip malls.
December 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Fact: The best food is served inside the ugliest strip malls.
Now look at *this* dog
December 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Now look at *this* dog
Lol, a copy manager on my team just stated in the standup that "we need somebody account-shaped."
Sooo, not fren-shaped then.
Sooo, not fren-shaped then.
December 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Lol, a copy manager on my team just stated in the standup that "we need somebody account-shaped."
Sooo, not fren-shaped then.
Sooo, not fren-shaped then.
My secret for perfect s'mores? Ghiradelli squares. About to blow some minds around the fire pit tonight.
December 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My secret for perfect s'mores? Ghiradelli squares. About to blow some minds around the fire pit tonight.
Ohhhh noOo, don't exile me to a place with excellent food and perfect weather. Nooooo
can not handle one more profile that describes a wealthy new yorker being “in exile” in LA as if the mayor had them banished
December 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Ohhhh noOo, don't exile me to a place with excellent food and perfect weather. Nooooo
My dream.
Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank https://theonion.com/ragu-unveils-sensory-deprivation-marinara-tank/
December 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My dream.
I'm still disappointed that "green tea shots" aren't literal shots of green tea.
Like a flight of little hot green tea shooters would be so nice. One jasmine, genmaicha, oooh this one is ceremonial matcha.
Like a flight of little hot green tea shooters would be so nice. One jasmine, genmaicha, oooh this one is ceremonial matcha.
December 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I'm still disappointed that "green tea shots" aren't literal shots of green tea.
Like a flight of little hot green tea shooters would be so nice. One jasmine, genmaicha, oooh this one is ceremonial matcha.
Like a flight of little hot green tea shooters would be so nice. One jasmine, genmaicha, oooh this one is ceremonial matcha.
The fun thing about dating apps in your late 30s is viewing every man as a potential chore based on pics.
"That one looks like a lotta fur I'll have to clean up."
"Ugh, he owns a home. Will expect me to move into his place and do all the maintenance "
"Ohhh, a glass-top coffee table. No thanks."
"That one looks like a lotta fur I'll have to clean up."
"Ugh, he owns a home. Will expect me to move into his place and do all the maintenance "
"Ohhh, a glass-top coffee table. No thanks."
December 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The fun thing about dating apps in your late 30s is viewing every man as a potential chore based on pics.
"That one looks like a lotta fur I'll have to clean up."
"Ugh, he owns a home. Will expect me to move into his place and do all the maintenance "
"Ohhh, a glass-top coffee table. No thanks."
"That one looks like a lotta fur I'll have to clean up."
"Ugh, he owns a home. Will expect me to move into his place and do all the maintenance "
"Ohhh, a glass-top coffee table. No thanks."
Back at the airport and plan to use this as an excuse to eat something stupid.
Like vending machine cake.
Like vending machine cake.
December 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Back at the airport and plan to use this as an excuse to eat something stupid.
Like vending machine cake.
Like vending machine cake.
My himbo friend: "Why can you not date a NORMAL BOY?"
Me: "What is normal? What's normal to the spider is chaos to the fly."
Me: "What is normal? What's normal to the spider is chaos to the fly."
December 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
My himbo friend: "Why can you not date a NORMAL BOY?"
Me: "What is normal? What's normal to the spider is chaos to the fly."
Me: "What is normal? What's normal to the spider is chaos to the fly."