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✨Tabatha✨
@tabatha.bsky.social
💖 eat cheese and sin 💖
🎀doing chaotic good🎀
✨she/her (feral)✨
Dog in a snowsuit
December 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Gotdamn, that's a good bagel and cortado
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Me, from North Dallas: Whoa what is that phenomenal building? So ornate, must be a mosque?

*Looks at google* Serbian Orthodox Catholic Church?
December 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
You don't even wanna know the size of coat that I just fit inside of a spirit/frontier-sized carryon just bc I'm sick of it sliding onto the floor.

Y'all aren't ready for it
December 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Is it intentionally hostile architecture or was it just designed by a dude?
December 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Saturday is my only available apartment hunting day in Chicago.

The universe is colluding with Greg Abbott to punish me (a woman) for leaving Texas.
December 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Telling people you're leaving Texas is like getting out of a hostage situation
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
But it's okay bc they have rosemary potato chips and other cakes. So I'm out here exercising my free will on 'em.
November 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Literally could not live at the Box Factory Lofts because I would tape a yellow route around my desk and make guests follow it
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
And I present everything from today at 8am tomorrow
October 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Look at us with our fancy new east-to-west train line!
October 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Ohhh damn, the Philadelphia Sapphire Lounge is even nicer than Capital One. And they have heated trays, fancy chicken nuggies, and all the cocktails can be ordered to your table as mocktails 🥹
October 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
You can't convince me these aren't the same person
October 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
God, this is good
October 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I'm a lot happier on mornings when I've had an ungodly quantity of cream cheese. I mean holy hell, look at this bad boy.

That's Montreal steak seasoning and an inch of cream cheese on this bagel.
October 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The feminine urge to dress like a roller rink carpet
October 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This man
October 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Sick-ass houses of Montreal
October 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
'Tis the season to make my friends sick of hearing me say "puuuumpkin stuff."
September 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
What's...uh, what's goin' on in this car parked next to me?
September 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
September 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Even the attorney general site says they can't charge for normal wear and tear. Can't imagine the lease negates this
September 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is what they charged $250 to clean/paint, lol. Sure, it should be done between tenants, but not with damage expenses.

I even scrubbed down the inside of the fridge, oven, microwave, and cabinets.
September 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
September 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
My friends made me a LOT of birthday cake this year.
September 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM