Stephanie King
@stephstephking.bsky.social
Former Philadelphian living in Montréal
Supports public schools
Wrote some short stories & then some even shorter ones
https://stephanieking.net
Supports public schools
Wrote some short stories & then some even shorter ones
https://stephanieking.net
Reposted by Stephanie King
Me on my way to start some bullshit
September 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Me on my way to start some bullshit
Next time* I fly, I'm going to wear my FANCIEST pajamas
*if
*if
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Next time* I fly, I'm going to wear my FANCIEST pajamas
*if
*if
I know just the guy to restore Campbell Soup's honor
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I know just the guy to restore Campbell Soup's honor
Reposted by Stephanie King
it’s probably too late unless your turkey is very small, but last chance: take it out of the freezer!!!
take your turkey out of the freezer!!
hey take your turkey out of the freezer
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
it’s probably too late unless your turkey is very small, but last chance: take it out of the freezer!!!
Tonight is my last night teaching my flash fiction workshop and then I have NO SIDE QUESTS scheduled for the rest of the year
I even said NO to some things
I'm so proud of me for penciling in a whole month to collapse in a heap/eat Christmas cookies and ~vibe~
I even said NO to some things
I'm so proud of me for penciling in a whole month to collapse in a heap/eat Christmas cookies and ~vibe~
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Tonight is my last night teaching my flash fiction workshop and then I have NO SIDE QUESTS scheduled for the rest of the year
I even said NO to some things
I'm so proud of me for penciling in a whole month to collapse in a heap/eat Christmas cookies and ~vibe~
I even said NO to some things
I'm so proud of me for penciling in a whole month to collapse in a heap/eat Christmas cookies and ~vibe~
I am just
so tired
of things not working
the way they are supposed to
so tired
of things not working
the way they are supposed to
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I am just
so tired
of things not working
the way they are supposed to
so tired
of things not working
the way they are supposed to
Accidentally asked for my haircut too short, so you know what that means
It's lesbian chipmunk tiiiiiiiiiime
It's lesbian chipmunk tiiiiiiiiiime
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Accidentally asked for my haircut too short, so you know what that means
It's lesbian chipmunk tiiiiiiiiiime
It's lesbian chipmunk tiiiiiiiiiime
My office decided to move all of its Sharepoint files and/or restrict access to them so now it is a literal Who Moved My Cheese week for me trying to find anything
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My office decided to move all of its Sharepoint files and/or restrict access to them so now it is a literal Who Moved My Cheese week for me trying to find anything
Reposted by Stephanie King
NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS when:
- a loved one is having surgery
- someone is on a flight
- friends are checking in on your home/pets when you're away
- you are getting away with crimes
NO NEWS IS BAD NEWS when:
- applying for jobs
- waiting for your ex to text back
- querying
- a loved one is having surgery
- someone is on a flight
- friends are checking in on your home/pets when you're away
- you are getting away with crimes
NO NEWS IS BAD NEWS when:
- applying for jobs
- waiting for your ex to text back
- querying
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS when:
- a loved one is having surgery
- someone is on a flight
- friends are checking in on your home/pets when you're away
- you are getting away with crimes
NO NEWS IS BAD NEWS when:
- applying for jobs
- waiting for your ex to text back
- querying
- a loved one is having surgery
- someone is on a flight
- friends are checking in on your home/pets when you're away
- you are getting away with crimes
NO NEWS IS BAD NEWS when:
- applying for jobs
- waiting for your ex to text back
- querying
It's time for my annual controversial post...
The answer to "what is the best kind of pie" is ALL OF THEM
The answer to "what is the best kind of pie" is ALL OF THEM
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
It's time for my annual controversial post...
The answer to "what is the best kind of pie" is ALL OF THEM
The answer to "what is the best kind of pie" is ALL OF THEM
Note to self: need to do a better job of bookmarking and categorizing stories that I've read and enjoyed for when I need "story that does __________" when I'm teaching
Otherwise I find myself asking questions like "who wrote the kinds horny Red Riding Hood flash bc I do NOT want to google that"
Otherwise I find myself asking questions like "who wrote the kinds horny Red Riding Hood flash bc I do NOT want to google that"
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Note to self: need to do a better job of bookmarking and categorizing stories that I've read and enjoyed for when I need "story that does __________" when I'm teaching
Otherwise I find myself asking questions like "who wrote the kinds horny Red Riding Hood flash bc I do NOT want to google that"
Otherwise I find myself asking questions like "who wrote the kinds horny Red Riding Hood flash bc I do NOT want to google that"
My son is trying to improve his spelling in English, which he is very confused about after switching to French in 3rd grade, but now he is mad as hell about "which" and "while" but that "wore" is not spelled "whore"
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My son is trying to improve his spelling in English, which he is very confused about after switching to French in 3rd grade, but now he is mad as hell about "which" and "while" but that "wore" is not spelled "whore"
Got a haircut and my hair stylist was like "sorry I had to bring my son to work today" and I said "it's okay I'm a mom too" so anyway that is how I ended up spending my haircut talking about Spiderverse
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Got a haircut and my hair stylist was like "sorry I had to bring my son to work today" and I said "it's okay I'm a mom too" so anyway that is how I ended up spending my haircut talking about Spiderverse
It seems like every use case for AI eventually comes down to:
1. Being confidently loud & wrong
2. Wanting a slave
3. Violating (usually women's) consent boundaries
1. Being confidently loud & wrong
2. Wanting a slave
3. Violating (usually women's) consent boundaries
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It seems like every use case for AI eventually comes down to:
1. Being confidently loud & wrong
2. Wanting a slave
3. Violating (usually women's) consent boundaries
1. Being confidently loud & wrong
2. Wanting a slave
3. Violating (usually women's) consent boundaries
Went to see Running Man w/husband and my favorite part was reminiscing about how when we went to see Deadpool, a dad w/a ~8 & 10 yr old sat in front of us and I said "I wonder if he knows what Deadpool is or just that it's a Marvel movie" & when the lights came up at the end it was clear he had NOT
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Went to see Running Man w/husband and my favorite part was reminiscing about how when we went to see Deadpool, a dad w/a ~8 & 10 yr old sat in front of us and I said "I wonder if he knows what Deadpool is or just that it's a Marvel movie" & when the lights came up at the end it was clear he had NOT
Why are there Black Friday sales here? Girl, we are in Canada. The Black Friday of WHAT
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Why are there Black Friday sales here? Girl, we are in Canada. The Black Friday of WHAT
I have no idea what this latest thing y'all are talking about on here and I'm gonna keep it that way
a bald man with a mustache has the words ignorance is bliss above his head
Alt: Cypher from The Matrix chewing his steak and saying "ignorance is bliss"
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I have no idea what this latest thing y'all are talking about on here and I'm gonna keep it that way
Just paid $165 for a Covid vaccine. Mad as hell about it. 😠
November 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Just paid $165 for a Covid vaccine. Mad as hell about it. 😠
I know it's time to log off bc I understood every word of this sentence lol
House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I know it's time to log off bc I understood every word of this sentence lol
Company: Thanks for buying our thing!
Me: You're welcome! Look forward to it
Company: Here's a coupon for another one!
Me: Thanks! I will definitely keep it for when I'm buying the next
Company: The coupon is good for 3 days
Me:
Company:
Me: But I just got one
Company:
Me:
Company: *reminder email*
Me: You're welcome! Look forward to it
Company: Here's a coupon for another one!
Me: Thanks! I will definitely keep it for when I'm buying the next
Company: The coupon is good for 3 days
Me:
Company:
Me: But I just got one
Company:
Me:
Company: *reminder email*
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Company: Thanks for buying our thing!
Me: You're welcome! Look forward to it
Company: Here's a coupon for another one!
Me: Thanks! I will definitely keep it for when I'm buying the next
Company: The coupon is good for 3 days
Me:
Company:
Me: But I just got one
Company:
Me:
Company: *reminder email*
Me: You're welcome! Look forward to it
Company: Here's a coupon for another one!
Me: Thanks! I will definitely keep it for when I'm buying the next
Company: The coupon is good for 3 days
Me:
Company:
Me: But I just got one
Company:
Me:
Company: *reminder email*
Okay guys we've almost made it through the week just hang in there we can do it
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Okay guys we've almost made it through the week just hang in there we can do it
UPDATE Montembeault got pulled in the 2nd for Dobes, which my son misheard as "Doordash"
So the Canadiens' goalie tandem is Matzo Ball and Doordash now
So the Canadiens' goalie tandem is Matzo Ball and Doordash now
My son misheard the Canadiens' goalie's name as "Matzo Ball" and now he refuses to call him anything else
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
UPDATE Montembeault got pulled in the 2nd for Dobes, which my son misheard as "Doordash"
So the Canadiens' goalie tandem is Matzo Ball and Doordash now
So the Canadiens' goalie tandem is Matzo Ball and Doordash now
There should be a summer camp where adults can go to practice dealing with their worst fears. How do I get out of quicksand? How fast can I climb out if I fall on the subway tracks? But with safety equipment and the train is just a guy saying "choo choo" at you
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
There should be a summer camp where adults can go to practice dealing with their worst fears. How do I get out of quicksand? How fast can I climb out if I fall on the subway tracks? But with safety equipment and the train is just a guy saying "choo choo" at you
Reposted by Stephanie King
DEMOCRATIC SENATOR, 57, CLEARLY WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT: mr presidnet tronp the rule of law and our border,
TAMARA, 57, POSTAL WORKER: I'm ready to face God, Officers. Are you?
TAMARA, 57, POSTAL WORKER: I'm ready to face God, Officers. Are you?
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
DEMOCRATIC SENATOR, 57, CLEARLY WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT: mr presidnet tronp the rule of law and our border,
TAMARA, 57, POSTAL WORKER: I'm ready to face God, Officers. Are you?
TAMARA, 57, POSTAL WORKER: I'm ready to face God, Officers. Are you?
I am running for president on the platform of "everything has to be opt-IN rather than opt-out"
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I am running for president on the platform of "everything has to be opt-IN rather than opt-out"