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Stephanie King

@stephstephking.bsky.social

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Former Philadelphian living in Montréal Supports public schools Wrote some short stories & then some even shorter ones https://stephanieking.net

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 2h

TRON VOYAGE

Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 2h

Unsolicited dik-dik pic

Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 3h

My favorite part of the new Tron movie is when he said "it's tronning time" and then tronned all over the place

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 6h

It's come to mean "having any standards at all"

Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 6h

AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 6h

Knowing "oh damn I need to put my phone away and touch grass" is a real power!

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scare-ah 🕸️ @sarahmillswrites.bsky.social · 6h

sorry I’m so weird what happened was I was born like this and then it continued

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 8h

Continuing my 100% success rate of "making friends in the province of Québec by talking about how much Eric Lindros sucks"

Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 8h

Me when a Québécois speaks English to me because my French sucks: 😠
Me when a Québécois speaks English to me because their English sucks: 🤗

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 8h

The first plague

Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 8h

But now more than everrrrrrr

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 9h

Every single person should send this back:

HOW I SPEND MY WORKING HOURS
Doing journalism

WHAT I MADE THAT I'M PROUD OF
The news

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 9h

News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."

Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 9h

Okay but this is a GREAT opportunity for someone to do internal sabotage

Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 10h

I am TERRIBLE with names BUT my IT guy is named Walid, which in French comes out as...

The robot Wall-E from the Pixar movie Wall-E

Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 10h

AYYYOOOOOOOOO! Congrats!

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 10h

Like there's still a whole day left in this week? That's some BULLSHIT

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 10h

Yes

a boy in a cowboy hat is holding a woody doll and saying i don 't wanna play with you anymore

Alt: a boy in a cowboy hat is holding a woody doll and saying i don 't wanna play with you anymore

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 10h

This week has been 1000 years

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 12h

This one is a challenge since I moved to Canada!

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 1d

Hoagiedale

Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 1d

The Lad made dinner bc his dad & I had to work late and he did SUCH a good job but then during dinner I asked him how orchestra was after school and... he forgot to go

Poor lil guy 🥺

Dinner was good though 🍳🥓

Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 1d

Or do they mean AT the rug, like "HEY RUG HOW ABOUT THEM DIAPERS?"

Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 1d

Wait so are you allowed to talk about diapers elsewhere?

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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 1d

IT'S A TRADE SECRET

Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 1d

I need a version where the back says

PAS DE ROIS
PAS DE NAZIS
GO HABS GO

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