Stephanie King
@stephstephking.bsky.social
Former Philadelphian living in Montréal
Supports public schools
Wrote some short stories & then some even shorter ones
https://stephanieking.net
Supports public schools
Wrote some short stories & then some even shorter ones
https://stephanieking.net
My daughter has her boyfriend over and it's my first time meeting him so I'm trying to be normal and I'm hanging out in another room, minding my business
BUT
they're watching Pulp Fiction and I keep wanting to yell BRING OUT THE GIMP
BUT
they're watching Pulp Fiction and I keep wanting to yell BRING OUT THE GIMP
January 31, 2026 at 5:17 PM
My daughter has her boyfriend over and it's my first time meeting him so I'm trying to be normal and I'm hanging out in another room, minding my business
BUT
they're watching Pulp Fiction and I keep wanting to yell BRING OUT THE GIMP
BUT
they're watching Pulp Fiction and I keep wanting to yell BRING OUT THE GIMP
Every time I see Tom Morello doing something rad I think about his tweet
January 31, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Every time I see Tom Morello doing something rad I think about his tweet
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A+++ Appalachian protest sign:
January 30, 2026 at 4:06 PM
A+++ Appalachian protest sign:
ALSO WHY CAN'T THE UNIVERSE EVER LET US HAVE A TREAT
January 30, 2026 at 7:32 PM
ALSO WHY CAN'T THE UNIVERSE EVER LET US HAVE A TREAT
Farewell, queen.
January 30, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Farewell, queen.
Ever have so much to do and a keen sense that there is not enough time left in the day to do it all so your brain kinda fritzes?
Yeah, me either
Yeah, me either
January 30, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Ever have so much to do and a keen sense that there is not enough time left in the day to do it all so your brain kinda fritzes?
Yeah, me either
Yeah, me either
Got a "vous êtes un excellent repère" today
Gonna stay employed just by being nice and sending profs screenshots of what they want to do with an arrow drawn on it 😊
Gonna stay employed just by being nice and sending profs screenshots of what they want to do with an arrow drawn on it 😊
January 30, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Got a "vous êtes un excellent repère" today
Gonna stay employed just by being nice and sending profs screenshots of what they want to do with an arrow drawn on it 😊
Gonna stay employed just by being nice and sending profs screenshots of what they want to do with an arrow drawn on it 😊
Okay PWHL fans, if I'm buying tickets to a Victoire game, which one should I get? I haven't been following along this season. Choices:
Boston Fleet
Minnesota Frost
Seattle Torrent or
Vancouver Goldeneyes
I know Boston and Minnesota are the better teams but I'm just looking for fun quotient
Boston Fleet
Minnesota Frost
Seattle Torrent or
Vancouver Goldeneyes
I know Boston and Minnesota are the better teams but I'm just looking for fun quotient
January 30, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Okay PWHL fans, if I'm buying tickets to a Victoire game, which one should I get? I haven't been following along this season. Choices:
Boston Fleet
Minnesota Frost
Seattle Torrent or
Vancouver Goldeneyes
I know Boston and Minnesota are the better teams but I'm just looking for fun quotient
Boston Fleet
Minnesota Frost
Seattle Torrent or
Vancouver Goldeneyes
I know Boston and Minnesota are the better teams but I'm just looking for fun quotient
Ah ah ah, you can't fool me, I saw the I Robot movie with Will Smith, the one where he has his buns out
I'm not letting an evil robot into my house, whether it's Alexa or one of these things
I'm not letting an evil robot into my house, whether it's Alexa or one of these things
Tesla CEO Elon Musk said on Wednesday that the automaker is ending production of its Model S and X vehicles, and will use the factory in Fremont, California, to build Optimus humanoid robots. cnb.cx/4rp70Xq
January 30, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Ah ah ah, you can't fool me, I saw the I Robot movie with Will Smith, the one where he has his buns out
I'm not letting an evil robot into my house, whether it's Alexa or one of these things
I'm not letting an evil robot into my house, whether it's Alexa or one of these things
Wow I get to make the "Did David Brooks need a new pool of research assistants to find his third wife" joke TWICE IN ONE DAY?
Yale is launching a new Presidential Senior Fellowship to expand access to the transformative work of universities. As part of this program, author and columnist David Brooks will join the Jackson School of Global Affairs starting February 1.
Read more in Yale News: bit.ly/49QpJoY
Read more in Yale News: bit.ly/49QpJoY
January 30, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Wow I get to make the "Did David Brooks need a new pool of research assistants to find his third wife" joke TWICE IN ONE DAY?
One thing that's changed in my 6 months of being The Only One In A Mask that works here is... ppl put on a mask when they're sick now. I don't know that it's bc of me, or just bc so many more employees are sick in January vs September, but it's nice to see 🙂😷
January 29, 2026 at 5:11 PM
One thing that's changed in my 6 months of being The Only One In A Mask that works here is... ppl put on a mask when they're sick now. I don't know that it's bc of me, or just bc so many more employees are sick in January vs September, but it's nice to see 🙂😷
Came in today to 2 "you're the best" emails from profs and one I talked to in the hallway who proudly told me all the updates he made to his class on Moodle after my training and... maybe I don't suck at this job as much as it feels like sometimes?
January 29, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Came in today to 2 "you're the best" emails from profs and one I talked to in the hallway who proudly told me all the updates he made to his class on Moodle after my training and... maybe I don't suck at this job as much as it feels like sometimes?
I'm sorry but this sounds like hell
Do they know that if you marry someone you actually like, you want to go home and hang out with them some of the time
Do they know that if you marry someone you actually like, you want to go home and hang out with them some of the time
January 29, 2026 at 1:27 PM
I'm sorry but this sounds like hell
Do they know that if you marry someone you actually like, you want to go home and hang out with them some of the time
Do they know that if you marry someone you actually like, you want to go home and hang out with them some of the time
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Dan McQuade was the lifeblood of Philly writers, a mensch whose gift for writing was only surpassed by his love of his country, Philadelphia. The city will never be the same without him.
January 29, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Dan McQuade was the lifeblood of Philly writers, a mensch whose gift for writing was only surpassed by his love of his country, Philadelphia. The city will never be the same without him.
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DHS agents acting like they're in the last scene in the blair witch project
I'm starting to think the Trumpist mastery of propaganda is failing them. The DHS agents posing this way makes it look like they're ashamed of themselves.
January 28, 2026 at 11:06 PM
DHS agents acting like they're in the last scene in the blair witch project
Oh, Josh Shapiro is crashing out and torching his own chances, is he?
January 28, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Oh, Josh Shapiro is crashing out and torching his own chances, is he?
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🚨 Requesting help:
I am looking for an agent who can facilitate more speaking gigs, podcast appearances, and interviews with journalists
I want to more widely share my story and expertise as a trans geneticist who understands the reality and complexity of "biological sex" 🏳️⚧️🧬
Please signal boost?
I am looking for an agent who can facilitate more speaking gigs, podcast appearances, and interviews with journalists
I want to more widely share my story and expertise as a trans geneticist who understands the reality and complexity of "biological sex" 🏳️⚧️🧬
Please signal boost?
January 28, 2026 at 9:03 PM
🚨 Requesting help:
I am looking for an agent who can facilitate more speaking gigs, podcast appearances, and interviews with journalists
I want to more widely share my story and expertise as a trans geneticist who understands the reality and complexity of "biological sex" 🏳️⚧️🧬
Please signal boost?
I am looking for an agent who can facilitate more speaking gigs, podcast appearances, and interviews with journalists
I want to more widely share my story and expertise as a trans geneticist who understands the reality and complexity of "biological sex" 🏳️⚧️🧬
Please signal boost?
*extremely Sex and the City voice*
There is ANOTHER hot man here wearing a beautiful coat and I have to ask myself... am I just way too into coats?
There is ANOTHER hot man here wearing a beautiful coat and I have to ask myself... am I just way too into coats?
January 28, 2026 at 6:22 PM
*extremely Sex and the City voice*
There is ANOTHER hot man here wearing a beautiful coat and I have to ask myself... am I just way too into coats?
There is ANOTHER hot man here wearing a beautiful coat and I have to ask myself... am I just way too into coats?
I'm sorry but why does my air conditioner's app need to update rn? IT IS JANUARY
January 28, 2026 at 12:36 PM
I'm sorry but why does my air conditioner's app need to update rn? IT IS JANUARY
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& while we're here—
January 28, 2026 at 12:23 AM
& while we're here—
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Poughkeepsie
Student: Professor Zimmerman, where does Upstate New York start in your opinion?
Me a Californian: The Catskills, I guess. What do you think?
Student: Anything north of The Bronx.
New Yorkers are ridiculous.
Me a Californian: The Catskills, I guess. What do you think?
Student: Anything north of The Bronx.
New Yorkers are ridiculous.
January 27, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Poughkeepsie
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January 27, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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While independent bookstores are giving out free whistles, hosting protest sign making events, and donating proceeds to mutual aid, Amazon is *checks notes* providing technology that assists ICE in their terrorizing of communities.
Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.
Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.
January 27, 2026 at 5:07 PM
While independent bookstores are giving out free whistles, hosting protest sign making events, and donating proceeds to mutual aid, Amazon is *checks notes* providing technology that assists ICE in their terrorizing of communities.
Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.
Independent bookstores deserve your support. Amazon does not.
