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Stephanie King
@stephstephking.bsky.social
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Former Philadelphian living in Montréal
Supports public schools
Wrote some short stories & then some even shorter ones

https://stephanieking.net
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THE DIVA PLAVA LAGUNA STAYS WINNING 🏅
The diva singing in the 5th Element
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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Me, giving the AI Training
Danny Devito "so anyway I started blasting"
February 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Had to quick google if Bruce Smith was still alive (he is)

Anyway here is my favorite Bruce Smith poem for a Sunday morning
After Edna St. Vincent Millay When I saw you again, distant, sparrow-boned under the elegant clothes you wear in your life without me, I thought, No, No, let her be the one this time to look up at an oblivious me. Let her find the edge of the cliff with her foot, blindfolded. Let her be the one struck by the lightning of the other so that the heart is jolted from the ribs and the rest of the body is nothing but ash. It's a sad, familiar story I wish you were telling me with this shabby excuse: I never loved you anymore than I hated myself for loving you. And about that other guy by your side you left me for. I hope he dies.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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Did they pass a law while I wasn't looking that every 6'5" man has to wear this outfit

I mean, I'm not complaining, I love it when a 6'5" man
The Wuthering Heights premiere: Margot Robbie is wearing a skin-tone corset gown and Jacob Elordi is wearing a loosely-draped grey suit with a long grey duster jacket Lee Pace at the Running Man premiere back in late 2025, wearing a drapey grey suit with a long grey duster jacket
February 7, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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UPDATE going to the club with Chiitan 💅
Chiitan (the Japanese mascot) responded to my tweet about slutty clubwear with "hi friend you'reamazing love you"
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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"So you sent a sexist email to Jeffrey Epstein?"

This guy:
The Goofy "I'll do it again" meme"
February 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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POV you're a girl whose salad didn't have enough cheese on it yesterday
A calendar pop-up that says "bring lunch plus cheese"
February 4, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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Made a new one
The Grim Reaper playing a claw machine meme, made famous by Henry Kissinger, with the caption "Is Roman Polanski even in this thing"
February 1, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Happy 12th birthday to this little guy, who is now as tall as me 😭

The lone extrovert in a family full of introverted nerds, still having more fun than anyone I know
A cheerful toddler with a huge smile, wearing a party hat
February 1, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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Every time I see Tom Morello doing something rad I think about his tweet
Some chud complained about Tom Morello's politics and Morello responded "One does not have to be an honors grad in political science from Harvard University to recognize the unethical and inhumane nature of this administration but well, I happen to be an honors grad in political science from Harvard University, so I can confirm that for you."
January 31, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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ALSO WHY CAN'T THE UNIVERSE EVER LET US HAVE A TREAT
The Grim Reaper playing a claw machine meme captioned "is woody allen even in this thing"
January 30, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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Farewell, queen.
Catherine O'Hara, the legend, singing the banana boat song in Beetlejuice
January 30, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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I, Robot was... uneven, shall we say. But I love it anyway and it also has one of the sickest burns of all time
Scene from I, Robot where Will Smith is interrogating the robot in a police room. Will Smith: Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot turn a canvas into a beautiful masterpiece? Robot (forgot his name, sorry): Can you? Will Smith: *looks sad*
January 30, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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Oh, Josh Shapiro is crashing out and torching his own chances, is he?
Kamala Harris is the meme where she us pointing and smiling while saying "can someone turn that up?"
January 28, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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Measles researchers: We're gonna need a bigger chart
Screenshot from Jaws "we're gonna need a bigger boat"
January 28, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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Dang did you take this screenshot from a moving car

Here you go
Conor Lamb Apology Form To: Conor Lamb From: Reason for behavior: ☐ The media convinced me Fetterman was progressive ☐ I miss white working class liberal aesthetics ☐ I was jealous of MT's big boy Senator ☐ I didn't think memeing would lead to bad policy ☐ I don't know that you are woke on Palestine ☐ Mercury was in retrograde
January 24, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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A reminder for those who need it today: you can turn off autoplay on here. Settings > Contents

God help us
Depending on your app/computer: Go to settings, content and media, and then turn of "autoplay videos and gifs"
January 24, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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I misread this Jeopardy clue and my immediate reaction was "It's Québec bc it is also the capital of the nation of Québec" and now I'm laughing so hard
Final Jeopardy clue: one of 2 Canadian provincial capitals that share their names with a nation's capital city
January 24, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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RT with alt text

I haven't stopped thinking about this little guy since I saw his picture. May he be safely & swiftly returned to his family. Blessings & mad respect to the Minnesotans out in the streets.
Mittened hands hold a cardboard sign at a protest in Minnesota. The sign says “Don’t look away” printed over drawing of a blue bunny hat like the one worn by Liam Ramos, a 5-year-old Minnesotan used by ICE as bait, and sent to a detention center in Texas.
January 23, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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Good luck to all the ICE agents stuck outside today in Minneapolis while every business and school is closed!

And by "good luck" I mean:
Jack Nicholson frozen outside in the snow at the end of The Shining Sorry for the spoiler on a 50 year old movie Not sorry for wishing a "very hope you freeze" to the Gestapo
January 23, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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I've been having a ROUGH week (haha maybe you noticed my whining) and this random professor who I'd never met before today sent me an email to tell me my training was interesting and well done (and that I changed his mind about Moodle, lol) 🥹
Screenshot of an email: C'etait un plaisir de suivre votre formation, Moodle ne m'interesait plus ou moins, par contre vous avez su bien le présenter et l'éclaircir. Je tenais à vous le souligner! Au plaisir pour la prochaine formation et à très bientôt!
January 21, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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Your roommate's cat once it gets in
"Look at me, I'm the Captain now" meme
January 21, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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This bus route goes to Rue Rachel but I'm kinda tired so my brain went, "Aww, that bus is named Rachel, that's a cute name"
A bus whose sign says just the word "Rachel"
January 20, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Time for one of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts: a response to anyone who tries to say "why can't they protest peacefully like Martin Luther King Jr, he would never be disruptive"

Yes he would! Peaceful protest is sometimes disruptive!
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MLK shutting down a street with a caption that says "Guess who?"
January 19, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
An illustration from a children's book of children singng with the caption "a screaming song is good to know in case you need to scream"
January 18, 2026 at 2:33 PM