Stephanie King
@stephstephking.bsky.social
4.1K followers 2.5K following 6.5K posts
Former Philadelphian living in Montréal Supports public schools Wrote some short stories & then some even shorter ones https://stephanieking.net
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stephstephking.bsky.social
"Vous pouvez me l'envoyer par e-mail"

No you tf cannot in the province of Québec, you liar
stephstephking.bsky.social
Every online translator should have a button that says "I am talking to a friend/I am being polite" and one that says "I am talking to a man/woman"

(There should also be one that says "I am in Québec" for the French one but now im being picky)
stephstephking.bsky.social
I hope you will love Philly. I know I did ♥️
stephstephking.bsky.social
I want to give every Republican a truth serum and then my first question is going to be "Aren't you embarrassed?"
stephstephking.bsky.social
These people talk about protecting "Western culture" but where the hell is this "culture" going to come from without art or literature or music?
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adrianf.bsky.social
"Sent them my bio and otter photo"
Image of a brown river otter yawning
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hanvanderhart.bsky.social
But I don’t want to find you on substack 😭
stephstephking.bsky.social
Good morning, I am apparently "threw out my back changing the litter box" years old
stephstephking.bsky.social
I think it's funny that "you'll end up living alone with your cats" is supposed to be a threat to women like it's not LIVING THE DREAM
stephstephking.bsky.social
Uhh... hello new followers! I am just some rando writer who had a couple thousand followers on Twitter, then on Mastodon, then on here, then who knows! Maybe you'll follow me on the next place, too!

Anyway you can read a story if you like:
stephanieking.net/my-work/
My Work -
Stephanie King's stories have won the Quarterly West Novella Prize and the Lilith Short Fiction Prize, and also have found homes in CutBank, Entropy, and Hobart. Her education writing has appeared in ...
stephanieking.net
stephstephking.bsky.social
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

I hate the way feel-good stories are actually feel-bad stories 🥺 bc EVERYBODY should have a library, but I'm so happy to see this 🥹 for you & KHSA!
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sallyohbrien.bsky.social
Your feel-good #phled story of the day, courtesy of @newskag.bsky.social, featuring my amazing students and my equally amazing colleagues!

I thank my stars every day that when I go to work I leave with so many reasons to be hopeful.
stephstephking.bsky.social
Sounds like perfect spooky season reading! I've got MEXICAN GOTHIC waiting for me at the library
stephstephking.bsky.social
I am begging the proprietors of Bluesky to log off and touch grass. Do a staff retreat in some remote cabin with no internet access.

I am too tired to find another site
amandasmith.bsky.social
The all-knowing bsky mods gave Erin Biba a 24 hour suspension for a months-old skeet about Christian Zionism, and I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that this happened when she’s been vocally criticizing Jay
stephstephking.bsky.social
So weird how everyone on the left seemed to know this was what they were voting for, but they didn't 🤔
stephstephking.bsky.social
What have read that's good lately, John?
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self.agency
as of today, every paramount property is dead to me
a list of paramount owned networks from wikipedia
stephstephking.bsky.social
Uhhhhh... so... are there any articles outlining what one should do with their finances if they anticipate the AI bubble bursting soon? Like should I be converting my retirement into gold bars I hide under my bed or...?
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erinbartram.bsky.social
If you are a supporter and reader of @contingent-mag.bsky.social one of the biggest things you can do to help us at the moment is get this CFP to the NTT folks in your life. The fracturing of social media has made it very difficult to get the word out esp. to adjuncts and VAPs.
CFP: A Time of Monsters
The monster has been here all along. It is a historical constant that manifests in wildly different ways across time, place, and culture. Whatever form it takes, the monster claws at categories; it un...
contingentmagazine.org
stephstephking.bsky.social
Also (!!!) when my mom was moving, she found the LONG LOST FAMILY RECIPES from their restaurant that went out of business

Tricking My Kids Into Cooking is gonna be LIT this weekend 😋
stephstephking.bsky.social
It's a small thing, but my mom finally got approved for senior housing and moved in this weekend. It's "affordable" for California (which means it's only more than I've ever paid for a 1br in my life) and now she can live out her days as a wacky old lady with her cat ♥️👵🐈