Stephanie King
@stephstephking.bsky.social
Former Philadelphian living in Montréal
Supports public schools
Wrote some short stories & then some even shorter ones
https://stephanieking.net
Supports public schools
Wrote some short stories & then some even shorter ones
https://stephanieking.net
Why is he looking for a new pool of research assistants so he can swap his wife for a younger model again
January 29, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Why is he looking for a new pool of research assistants so he can swap his wife for a younger model again
LOOK NEIL some of us are HAPPILY MARRIED
January 29, 2026 at 5:29 PM
LOOK NEIL some of us are HAPPILY MARRIED
Them: "Rise and grind"
Me: Do you mean, on my cute husband? Oh you mean AT WORK? No thank you!
Me: Do you mean, on my cute husband? Oh you mean AT WORK? No thank you!
January 29, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Them: "Rise and grind"
Me: Do you mean, on my cute husband? Oh you mean AT WORK? No thank you!
Me: Do you mean, on my cute husband? Oh you mean AT WORK? No thank you!
TFW Syracuse gets it but their senator does not
January 28, 2026 at 10:43 PM
TFW Syracuse gets it but their senator does not
I'll never understand... do they not LOOK at what they've generated? Do they HAVE EYES?!
January 28, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I'll never understand... do they not LOOK at what they've generated? Do they HAVE EYES?!
My husband is a good lookin' man but he wears a puffer coat. Hiding his light behind a marshmallow. What do I do? I don't want him to get hypothermia
January 28, 2026 at 6:24 PM
My husband is a good lookin' man but he wears a puffer coat. Hiding his light behind a marshmallow. What do I do? I don't want him to get hypothermia
Measles researchers: We're gonna need a bigger chart
January 28, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Measles researchers: We're gonna need a bigger chart
You can cancel it with 5 "per my last email"s
January 28, 2026 at 12:55 AM
You can cancel it with 5 "per my last email"s
Reposted by Stephanie King
& while we're here—
January 28, 2026 at 12:23 AM
& while we're here—
If you made a Sinister Hotdish casserole pan to go along with it, it would be $1,000,000
January 27, 2026 at 10:24 PM
If you made a Sinister Hotdish casserole pan to go along with it, it would be $1,000,000
Shoutout to whoever picked the accompanying photo
a man in a suit is wearing sunglasses and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a suit is wearing sunglasses and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Shoutout to whoever picked the accompanying photo
My favorite holiday after "none pizza left beef"
January 27, 2026 at 1:47 PM
My favorite holiday after "none pizza left beef"