Markus
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Geese sounds like Adam Sandler standup singing if he wasn’t trying to be funny.
December 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Geese sounds like Adam Sandler standup singing if he wasn’t trying to be funny.
Santa Von Clausewitz
December 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Santa Von Clausewitz
The only thing I know about movies now is that people are furious if none of exactly three actors are cast for a role. Any role. Yet every movie somehow ends up having one or more of these three people in it.
March 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The only thing I know about movies now is that people are furious if none of exactly three actors are cast for a role. Any role. Yet every movie somehow ends up having one or more of these three people in it.
[REDACTED] truly,
Markus
Markus
February 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[REDACTED] truly,
Markus
Markus
I would touch grass but have you seen outside lately? It’s 99% mud and it’s not helping.
January 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I would touch grass but have you seen outside lately? It’s 99% mud and it’s not helping.
David Lynch. Husgud.
January 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
David Lynch. Husgud.
As far as omen go, the Washington Monument and the Capitol dome both getting hit by lightning is not necessarily GOOD ones.
January 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
As far as omen go, the Washington Monument and the Capitol dome both getting hit by lightning is not necessarily GOOD ones.
Walking in a city? One of my favorite things to do.
January 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Walking in a city? One of my favorite things to do.
My favorite English translation is one of The Epic of Gilgamesh where the naughty parts are all in Latin.
December 31, 2024 at 10:27 PM
My favorite English translation is one of The Epic of Gilgamesh where the naughty parts are all in Latin.
I liked a photo of someone’s Christmas Eve spread and now tables stacked with food is the only thing showing up on my feed. Nice when algorithms actually work in my favor.
December 25, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I liked a photo of someone’s Christmas Eve spread and now tables stacked with food is the only thing showing up on my feed. Nice when algorithms actually work in my favor.
I’m dark gothic build back better.
December 24, 2024 at 9:43 PM
I’m dark gothic build back better.
No one told me about Baja Blast (not true) and how it has magical properties (true) that make you both energized and strengthened (also true). As such I consider myself the discoverer of this fountain of youth (source needed).
December 19, 2024 at 10:59 PM
No one told me about Baja Blast (not true) and how it has magical properties (true) that make you both energized and strengthened (also true). As such I consider myself the discoverer of this fountain of youth (source needed).
I’ll have a hotdog and one halfsmoked cigarette. One of those good halfsmoked cigarettes.
December 17, 2024 at 10:58 AM
I’ll have a hotdog and one halfsmoked cigarette. One of those good halfsmoked cigarettes.
It was a manifestoid.
December 11, 2024 at 1:32 AM
It was a manifestoid.
If asked who the current president is, how many Americans would get it wrong? I’m guessing at least 25%.
November 27, 2024 at 11:40 PM
If asked who the current president is, how many Americans would get it wrong? I’m guessing at least 25%.
There could be so many other words to describe it but “reactionary” really nails it. It’s also something that people so clearly will be but rarely if ever self-identify as.
November 25, 2024 at 8:44 PM
There could be so many other words to describe it but “reactionary” really nails it. It’s also something that people so clearly will be but rarely if ever self-identify as.
I’ve done almost no wistfulness since at least this summer and it’s awesome.
November 23, 2024 at 12:06 AM
I’ve done almost no wistfulness since at least this summer and it’s awesome.
So much going on I realize I forget to stop for a moment and just appreciate how bad the Cowboys are right now.
November 20, 2024 at 12:25 AM
So much going on I realize I forget to stop for a moment and just appreciate how bad the Cowboys are right now.
An echo chamber? Where there’s still societal norms and you experience what it’s like being in a “safe space”? Lmao sounds nice sign me up.
November 18, 2024 at 9:40 PM
An echo chamber? Where there’s still societal norms and you experience what it’s like being in a “safe space”? Lmao sounds nice sign me up.
Coffee shops could go with the aroma of coffee or maybe pastries but I guess sickly sweet syrup smells mixed with rotten milk is easier to pull off.
November 18, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Coffee shops could go with the aroma of coffee or maybe pastries but I guess sickly sweet syrup smells mixed with rotten milk is easier to pull off.
Joe Rogan should go on Isaac Chotiner.
November 11, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Joe Rogan should go on Isaac Chotiner.
The goal of Halloween as an adult is to create the kind of legend where a neighborhood kid who trick or treats tonight might pass by your house several years from now and remember that you’re the house that gave out the good candy.
November 1, 2024 at 12:12 AM
The goal of Halloween as an adult is to create the kind of legend where a neighborhood kid who trick or treats tonight might pass by your house several years from now and remember that you’re the house that gave out the good candy.