Marlena Rodriguez
@marlena.bsky.social
I WRITE THE TV: clone high. silicon valley. kimmy schmidt. close enough. I STAND UP: hbo. nbc. I BEAST BOOBIE CANCER. alive.
I'm always excited for older actresses who got a ton of plastic surgery too young but then we kind of get used to it and then they age 10 more years which nicely loosens up their 10 face lifts and and then they actually look pretty great!
March 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I'm always excited for older actresses who got a ton of plastic surgery too young but then we kind of get used to it and then they age 10 more years which nicely loosens up their 10 face lifts and and then they actually look pretty great!
Taking an Ativan so I can rewatch episode 7 of Paradise.
February 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Taking an Ativan so I can rewatch episode 7 of Paradise.
Dishwashers are women's rights issue.
February 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Dishwashers are women's rights issue.
Dating is hard cause I have no problem introducing him to my family or my friends but when am I gonna introduce him to me who poops.
February 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Dating is hard cause I have no problem introducing him to my family or my friends but when am I gonna introduce him to me who poops.
Being a brother-girl means I'm really good at pretending to football.
February 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Being a brother-girl means I'm really good at pretending to football.
Fun fact about Jon Batiste, when he was at Juilliard his professors thought he was mentally disabled or insane and sent him to a psychiatrist who diagnosed, not as unwell, but as a musical genius and savant. The Charlie Parker of our generation.
From @theathletic.bsky.social: Louisiana native and seven-time Grammy Award winner Jon Batiste performed the national anthem at the Super Bowl in New Orleans.
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February 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Fun fact about Jon Batiste, when he was at Juilliard his professors thought he was mentally disabled or insane and sent him to a psychiatrist who diagnosed, not as unwell, but as a musical genius and savant. The Charlie Parker of our generation.
Since when is there a Super Bowl pregame show where Lady Gaga is just chillin in the street performing?!?!
February 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Since when is there a Super Bowl pregame show where Lady Gaga is just chillin in the street performing?!?!
The way I struggle without my Vyvanse is actually unreasonable and scary. Like I had goals and dreams today and they have now turned into pizza and bed.
February 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The way I struggle without my Vyvanse is actually unreasonable and scary. Like I had goals and dreams today and they have now turned into pizza and bed.
I can't stop giggling thinking Shakira must have the best poops with all that belly rolling.
February 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I can't stop giggling thinking Shakira must have the best poops with all that belly rolling.
Cynthia Erivo is sitting at Taylor Swift's table. Which is def not her table cuz Lena Waite is at a different table. The magnet that has Cynthia glued to pop girlies instead of her life partner is stroooong.
February 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Cynthia Erivo is sitting at Taylor Swift's table. Which is def not her table cuz Lena Waite is at a different table. The magnet that has Cynthia glued to pop girlies instead of her life partner is stroooong.
I am beyond all for these fire relief shows but they keep making me emotionally edge on hysterical crying that just won't come out. Maybe Beyonce winning can get me there.
February 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I am beyond all for these fire relief shows but they keep making me emotionally edge on hysterical crying that just won't come out. Maybe Beyonce winning can get me there.
Inside The NBA is about to be so good this week. Chuck is gonna guaranteeeeee and Shaq is gonna mutter some disagreements very confidently.
February 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Inside The NBA is about to be so good this week. Chuck is gonna guaranteeeeee and Shaq is gonna mutter some disagreements very confidently.
But why does my tiktok feel like reels now.
January 26, 2025 at 8:12 AM
But why does my tiktok feel like reels now.
Just got the call. Fired. I was head of the DEI program for my dog. Those of you who know her will not be surprised by this news.
January 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Just got the call. Fired. I was head of the DEI program for my dog. Those of you who know her will not be surprised by this news.
I call dating, "searching for my Doug Ehmoff."
Watch as Doug Emhoff has to remind JD Vance to wait for his wife.
January 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I call dating, "searching for my Doug Ehmoff."
Hi so can someone make an internet that has no tr*mp? Please. Cuz even if tiktok doesn't serve me his bullshit it seems on purpose in a bad way now.
January 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Hi so can someone make an internet that has no tr*mp? Please. Cuz even if tiktok doesn't serve me his bullshit it seems on purpose in a bad way now.
Not me remembering this morning that I'm a citizen because of birthright citizenship. Now I gotta go to Home Depot and pick up 100 million torches. Ughhhhhhhhhhhh.
January 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Not me remembering this morning that I'm a citizen because of birthright citizenship. Now I gotta go to Home Depot and pick up 100 million torches. Ughhhhhhhhhhhh.
What you're not gonna do is blame a nazi salute on the 'tism.
January 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
What you're not gonna do is blame a nazi salute on the 'tism.
I need to numb out for the next 4 years. What are your favorite chill fun not sad or news podcasts??
January 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I need to numb out for the next 4 years. What are your favorite chill fun not sad or news podcasts??
Since the fires, I've seen so many good neighbors show up for victims. But Jake From State Farm has yet to appear out of thin air. Disgrace.
January 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Since the fires, I've seen so many good neighbors show up for victims. But Jake From State Farm has yet to appear out of thin air. Disgrace.
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just a few hours left to pardon Major Biden
January 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
just a few hours left to pardon Major Biden
LA. Please stay safe Monday and Tuesday. Santa Ana and La Niña are collabing again. High winds. Low humidity. 😔
I swear to god if I hear fireworks in the next 48 hours...
I swear to god if I hear fireworks in the next 48 hours...
January 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
LA. Please stay safe Monday and Tuesday. Santa Ana and La Niña are collabing again. High winds. Low humidity. 😔
I swear to god if I hear fireworks in the next 48 hours...
I swear to god if I hear fireworks in the next 48 hours...
I dunno man. After last night, it's giving me the icktok.
January 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I dunno man. After last night, it's giving me the icktok.
If this TikTok mess has taught us anything it's that both the U.S. and China have the ability to shut off millions of people's livelihoods through a fun little app at any time.
January 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
If this TikTok mess has taught us anything it's that both the U.S. and China have the ability to shut off millions of people's livelihoods through a fun little app at any time.