Marla Eyvette Massie
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Marla Eyvette Massie
@marleyfromcle.bsky.social
Writer: WhoHaha, Black Girl in the CLE. Producer: Sixth City Comedy Festival.

Dumb. Funny. Bitch.
the people losing their minds over Kendrick’s performance and Beyoncé winning an award for country music are the same people who voted for a convicted felon who is allowing a billionaire to ruin our country one pen stroke at a time! make it make sense.
February 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I hope Trump understands that he is on that CEO watchlist... and he better watch his back.
January 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
hope everyone dresses warmly today.

heard it was gonna be -47 outside.
January 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Reposted by Marla Eyvette Massie
Pineapple is a good pizza topping and you won't convince me otherwise.
January 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
How tf was Minion able to smell the Jean Paul Gauthier "Pour Homme" on Megamind when his head is encased in a dome full of fkn water? #Megamind
January 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Due to the timing of the death of former President Jimmy Carter, flags will be flying at half-staff during President-Elect Donald Trump's upcoming inauguration, and Trump's pissed about it only because HIS flagpole can't go to full-staff anymore.
January 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"American Idiot" era Billie Joe Armstrong had such a chokehold on me...and still does 😍
December 26, 2024 at 9:10 AM
Trevor Moore would've loved Luigi Mangione.
December 23, 2024 at 10:13 PM
take me back to the 2009 version of me, that bitch who lived with reckless abandon and REALLY wanted to fuck Patrick Stump. 😛
December 23, 2024 at 6:34 AM
hey, y'all: this hasn't been easy for me to experience or to post, but any help is appreciated.

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November 22, 2024 at 1:56 PM
my new kink is calling out and publicly shaming hack white male comics #endthepatriarchy
November 17, 2024 at 5:22 PM
teaching my #cat T'Challa how to go #viral haha
November 16, 2024 at 1:18 AM
kinda nice to get away from all the toxicity and see a semblance of normalcy on social media. I like it here.
November 15, 2024 at 10:34 PM