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Yotamy, Sexy Kong
@marlie.bsky.social
Leftist rambler and oracle
Fan of the Simpsons and the Phillies
Currently playing caves of qud and terraria
She/Her
Go, my scarab
June 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I got a German guy who wood works and is stupid I got a German guy who can run $260
June 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Twip
June 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
They got turtles in shells you never was
June 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Scarge
June 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Sometimes I like a post and also the quote post that's clowning on it because the clowning post can be completely correct but it's not that serious
April 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Really funny to me that you can't claim ratio on a post unless you have more likes because the average internet user is too stupid to compare the views to likes ratio
March 28, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Just beat hotline miami and was not suspecting to see bennet foddy's name in the credits
March 26, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Reposted by Yotamy, Sexy Kong
there's "terminally online" and then there's "terminally online (desktop)" and it is so much worse
March 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It's okay to jack off while shitting
March 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Watching Phillies vs pirates a d my dad's calling it the Pittsburgh percerts v the Philly philes
March 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
if ima games journalist im gonna have a hard time picking between overdosing on purpose and opening an email from my boss that says theres another god damn assassins creed game for me to play start to finish
March 13, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Crazy that Spotify can just start playing a video podcast on the home page that I've never listened to before and there's no way to block it or tell it I don't like it and in searching for the block button I've clicked on it so I've actually done the opposite of what I wanted
March 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
When someone you follow posts a screenshot of themselves owning some idiot but they actually look dumb and cringe but you roll out the likes and replies anyway just cos solidarity against idiots
March 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
One of my twitter mutuals changed their pfp to this what do I even do at this point it's over
March 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
put a gun to my head and give me one wish, to think JRPGs are fun at all or genies vs grinches becomes real im sayin pull the trigger
March 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
the second you google "cosy games/books/movies" you're done. you're cooked. go purchase amazon brand health insurance. its over for you.
March 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
John fetterman is low-key goated when being a fucked up mutie is the move
March 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Babe I just feel like when I'm showing you posts you're not really paying attention and you're just waiting until it's your turn to show me posts
March 2, 2025 at 9:18 AM
jackin it while i shit
this is morally good
February 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
There will be leftist discourse this year about whether or not it's okay to jack off while shitting
February 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hey google maybe don't put your stupid fucking ai that's wrong all the time on top of searches like this
February 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Watching the Superbowl I've got five dollars on Patrick mahomes being killed on the field
February 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
What teenagers don't understand about breaking bad is that Walter white is fucking stupid. He genuinely sets himself up to fail constantly because of his pride and his failure to recognise that he's not a genius king pin
February 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I'm in the alternate universe where Walter white was a huge fan of los pollos Hermanos and he dissolves Gus in acid when he gets banned
February 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM