Marchioness
@marquessofailsa.bsky.social
Love walking my four-legged friend, nature and reading. Try not to take myself or life too seriously. Worried about the direction of travel in politics.
Should possibly mention I'm a bit pants at the engagement side of social media...
Should possibly mention I'm a bit pants at the engagement side of social media...
Happy New Year, hope you get a chance to catch up on some drinking when you've done with the driving. Thanks for your sense of humour which has brightened up a lot of timelines & remember to look after yourself - you deserve it 😀
December 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Happy New Year, hope you get a chance to catch up on some drinking when you've done with the driving. Thanks for your sense of humour which has brightened up a lot of timelines & remember to look after yourself - you deserve it 😀
Well there isn't really any need to say anything else about such a stunner...
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Well there isn't really any need to say anything else about such a stunner...
The boy lay on the burning deck
A gormless cunt was he
The flames did lick around his prick
And boiled off all his pee...
A gormless cunt was he
The flames did lick around his prick
And boiled off all his pee...
December 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The boy lay on the burning deck
A gormless cunt was he
The flames did lick around his prick
And boiled off all his pee...
A gormless cunt was he
The flames did lick around his prick
And boiled off all his pee...
Beautiful jug - could this be the same mark?
December 28, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Beautiful jug - could this be the same mark?
Well, it's not like the good lady wished us Happy #orCaturday...
December 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Well, it's not like the good lady wished us Happy #orCaturday...
That is a pooch that has never done wrong in it's puff...
n' if it had 'n done, it wisnae it's fault
Go for it on #autocarrot attack mode. This little pooch says so. OK, she was really saying "you ate biscuits when I wasn't in the room,"
n' if it had 'n done, it wisnae it's fault
Go for it on #autocarrot attack mode. This little pooch says so. OK, she was really saying "you ate biscuits when I wasn't in the room,"
December 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
That is a pooch that has never done wrong in it's puff...
n' if it had 'n done, it wisnae it's fault
Go for it on #autocarrot attack mode. This little pooch says so. OK, she was really saying "you ate biscuits when I wasn't in the room,"
n' if it had 'n done, it wisnae it's fault
Go for it on #autocarrot attack mode. This little pooch says so. OK, she was really saying "you ate biscuits when I wasn't in the room,"
Autocorrect is possibly out to get me.
3rd time lucky
Pissed
P.S. had to physically correct the #AutoFuckingUncorrect
3rd time lucky
Pissed
P.S. had to physically correct the #AutoFuckingUncorrect
December 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Autocorrect is possibly out to get me.
3rd time lucky
Pissed
P.S. had to physically correct the #AutoFuckingUncorrect
3rd time lucky
Pissed
P.S. had to physically correct the #AutoFuckingUncorrect
Well I may have missed out the first 2 and gone straight to probably missed...
Or even missed...
Or even missed...
December 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Well I may have missed out the first 2 and gone straight to probably missed...
Or even missed...
Or even missed...
Sorry, my interwulfweb is offline. Can I check if the text includes details of when we'll get the rest of the crab story?
P.S. sorry if you got round to doing this from your sickbed and I missed it
P.P.S. sorry if I see it in the future & it's crap, not crab
P.P.P.S. glad you're still with us Wulfie
P.S. sorry if you got round to doing this from your sickbed and I missed it
P.P.S. sorry if I see it in the future & it's crap, not crab
P.P.P.S. glad you're still with us Wulfie
December 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Sorry, my interwulfweb is offline. Can I check if the text includes details of when we'll get the rest of the crab story?
P.S. sorry if you got round to doing this from your sickbed and I missed it
P.P.S. sorry if I see it in the future & it's crap, not crab
P.P.P.S. glad you're still with us Wulfie
P.S. sorry if you got round to doing this from your sickbed and I missed it
P.P.S. sorry if I see it in the future & it's crap, not crab
P.P.P.S. glad you're still with us Wulfie