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Marchioness
@marquessofailsa.bsky.social
Love walking my four-legged friend, nature and reading. Try not to take myself or life too seriously. Worried about the direction of travel in politics.
Should possibly mention I'm a bit pants at the engagement side of social media...
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If you can, make peace with yourself. Because only then you can make peace with others.

Learn to be still. Open yourself to the world around you.

Listen more than you speak; but deny the oxygen of attention to those that would manipulate you by antagonising or feeding your concerns.

✌️🙏
December 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Thanks, folks.
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Books are a total scam.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
December 17, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Sure you can come along to 'Owning Up to Flatulence Club' but I should warn you it's not for the 'ain't farted'.
December 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Um, NO - THEY DIDN'T.

Redacted files does
NOT a release make.

*If you agree, please repost.
December 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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This is my most searched video on TikTok, it’s how to use physics to open a chocolate orange without banging it on anything
December 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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It's been a pretty grim year so I needed a mood boost. I decided to brighten up my life with these beautiful goodies from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social. Thank you!

This photo doesn't show it well, but I didn't realize how much I was leaning towards purple until I saw everything laid out together. 💜
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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I still can't wrap my head around how Republicans went from "we need a small state which doesn't interfere in our lives" to fucking North Korea levels of authoritarian fuckwittery.
December 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Guys Ernie is still missing, he's the sweetest little boy who enjoys the company of humans. If you see him around Richmond Road/Clonliffe Road, please call his mam on 0892533727🙏🏽
Here's a couple more. Please keep an eye out for this sweetie. 😭😭
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Well, look at that. He made a complete dick of himself and it didn’t cost nearly that much.
December 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Good morning #wulfies

Other side of the Thames it's 2° and foggy.

Nearly there mushen x
December 17, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Politicians wringing their hands over why teachers are leaving the profession. The truth is, we'd get more people staying in teaching if our various Governments understood that the real purpose of education is *not* to build a compliant workforce, but a society of well-rounded individuals...
December 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Feeling under the weather today and really quite low.
Send one liner jokes please.
June 24, 2024 at 9:08 AM
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When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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I think the fundamental gap here is that non-creative people think that creative people make things for the end product, when in fact it’s the act of creation and not the end point that makes it worthwhile.
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Oh, also, if people are needing to buy in the beers for Christmas, can I recommend Toast Brewing? they use bread destined for landfill and give all their profits to charity. But MORE IMPORTANTLY the beer is great www.toastbrewing.com/sustainability
Sustainability | How we help | Toast Brewing
Toast Brewing brewing with surplus bread, reducing food waste. We also support charities that work to fix the food system.
www.toastbrewing.com
December 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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🎶
Oh, come let us abhor him
Oh, come let us abhor him
Oh, come let us abhor him
Christ, he's a cunt
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Tommy Robinson’s London ‘Christmas service’ draws about 1,000 people
Number is stark contrast with estimated 110,000 who turned up to far-right activist’s ‘unite the kingdom’ rally in September
www.theguardian.com
December 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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😂
December 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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😡👊🏻😡👊🏻😡👊🏻😡👊🏻😡

Posted by me.
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM