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Cardinal Cyn
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Human Sailor Gorilla gardener. Likes honey Wulferhamptonian #BrexitHasFailed
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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 1h
I hate them
How goes it with the pears?
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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 1h
Arsehole!
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@xanthippe @xanthippe25.bsky.social · 2h
"My taste includes both snails and oysters".
Marcus Licinius Crassus, in Stanley Kubrick's 'Spartacus' 1967.
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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 1h
My dear boy.
The early visitors called it by its cowwectWOMAN TERM

#FARTICAN

GOOD PEELINGS TO #ALLWULFIES

WOTS FOR LUNCH?

#GAZAGETTING FED

SMALL MERCIES BUT I WILL PEEL AN EXTRA CARROT 🥕
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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 2h
It doesn't

It's @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social bias I guess
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Mandeville was cavendish_maid 📎 @mandeville24.bsky.social · 2h
The shops have been pushing the dreaded Christmas since August. I don’t hate Christmas I hate the commercialisation of it. Plastic tat, presents no one wants or can afford, adverts for the ‘perfect Christmas’ which doesn’t exist. As a family we don’t bother with any of it which suits me fine.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 1d
I have been to the shops.

They are already pushing Christmas.

I have grown to fucking hate Christmas.

I'm going to hide untill February.

Fuck Off!
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Ternfortheworse @ternfortheworse.bsky.social · 5d
Ah. I’m a bit of an internet expert and I can see what’s happened here. Let me break it down so we can all calm down a bit:

The American has noisily shat himself in front of everyone else and is now complaining about the smell.
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 5h
Nah. Not the fish. Just seen it cycle past with a Deliveroo bag.
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rodfeathers📎 @rodfeathers.bsky.social · 5h
Plus side: There's somewhere to go for a drink tonight

Negative side: Now the Pope has to shit in the woods
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Isabel Picornell @picornell.bsky.social · 4h
I'm sure I've seen that cathedral somewhere before... Colonia Claudia Ara Agrippinensium?
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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 2h
Ya
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ASH TRAY The First, Popetato of wulferhampton 📎 @ashashman1.bsky.social · 5h
As you can see , brings in the victims, sorry tourists
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard @themeadhallbard.bsky.social · 5h
Ah yes, the office of the Pontiffispud.
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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 2h
Yes spuddibaby

The #Fatican is undergoing adaptation for the rose beds

Apologies for the delay
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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 2h
I have a shrine to the #ganges
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#ganesh but have not got water on his feet as digging this week
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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 2h
We have a #popetato

You can expect him to live in a field or with the peasants
Ffs
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Sharon @sharondavis.bsky.social · 5h
Good morning Ash and all here, have a lovely Sunday 😀
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ivorsmallhook @t3rfh.bsky.social · 5h
If only!!!!
Maybe look up Prince Philip whilst you were there!
Two for one, why not?
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ASH TRAY The First, Popetato of wulferhampton 📎 @ashashman1.bsky.social · 6h
Good morning Sister Crone x expect to see you at Mash later
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LadyFluffyOrca 📎 🇵🇸🇬🇧🇺🇦 @ladyfluffyorca.bsky.social · 6h
Good morning dear Ash and super simps of Wülferhampton, happy Sunday.
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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 4h
Exactly

Careful with that axe Eugene
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 4h
youtu.be/COrHxDsaTJI?...
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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 4h
And aim!

Aim
It's not rocket science
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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 4h
Not many leading men you'd really want to

I mean

George Formby was constantly banned by the BBC for being rude
😆
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Me being me @hill-hillbill.bsky.social · 6h
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