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Cardinal Cyn
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Human
Sailor
Gorilla gardener.
Likes honey
Wulferhamptonian

#BrexitHasFailed
I'm excellent at tuning, engines and musical equipment

What do you think engineers do apart from walk about in lab coats?
January 7, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Or assassinated by whoever he has the most dirt on

Desperate times bit perfect for a revolution

They really are such a young country politically
January 7, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Fuck him and whichever pedophile express plane he flew on.
January 7, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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All Trump's bank accounts etc have been frozen by court order.
January 7, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I sounded Scottish when I went to school so bbc English and French were straight forward enough
January 7, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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Which is which though?

And where’s the sourdough?
January 7, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Suck
Squeeze
Bang
Blow

Jet
Obviously
a large jet engine is sitting in a warehouse next to a fence .
ALT: a large jet engine is sitting in a warehouse next to a fence .
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Bit of a diva
But yes x
January 7, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Captain pugwash and his gung ho war criminals
January 7, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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Is your kayak fueled up ready to flee?
Or will you stand and torch every Danish Meadmill to fight the oppression...?
Oh wait, you're in the real Denmark, not the huge frozen land the Great Danes obviously (didn't) steal from US/them.
January 7, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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🤔

Better than alpacas though, got to switch the load on those every hour or so which means you need four of em to get anywhere . . .
a white alpaca with a bow on its head is standing in front of a glass door .
ALT: a white alpaca with a bow on its head is standing in front of a glass door .
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I got cab to sunbury
Busy in hairdresser so ate half a Sarnie and coffee in teeny tiny likkle Italy 🇮🇹
Booked for tomorrow
Went up pub in Shepperton
January 7, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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👀

Looks like one of the Great Orm's Kashmiri goats . . .
January 7, 2026 at 3:06 PM
He's off being tangotwat pirate.

As a person who's family have been in shipping
Docks
Navy and on the high seas

I welcome an invasion by the fat pedo

You blokes can chat shit while the women sort it out
Aho @nativecollective.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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😬

My first written language was ITA . . .

I not got round to learning grammar yet . . .
January 7, 2026 at 3:17 PM
We started learning French in infant school then could do a 2nd language at grammar level

Unlike the Italians who don't do any in sc
January 7, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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😯

It was English just a different alphabet. Part of an experiment in the 60's. They noticed kids that spoke more phonetic languages learned to read quicker. With the above alphabet kids also learnt to read quicker but then reintegrating them w a normal english alphabet lost the gain.
January 7, 2026 at 3:28 PM
January 7, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Here's a greeting from your favourite lady x
January 7, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Good morning
I love your jumper

Hattie will need one later
January 7, 2026 at 8:07 AM