I am Ian. I battle robots.
@ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social
Just a middle-aged guy, shouting into the void. Struggling with life, the universe and everything. Badly.
I used to be Robotbattler on Twitter.
Resident of #Wülferhampton. Team #NAFO
I'm here to post nonsense and chew gum.
Don't DM me if I don't know you
I used to be Robotbattler on Twitter.
Resident of #Wülferhampton. Team #NAFO
I'm here to post nonsense and chew gum.
Don't DM me if I don't know you
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History is unkind.
You will not be remembered.
You will not be remembered.
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
History is unkind.
You will not be remembered.
You will not be remembered.
Or Twat. They both work. Just saying.
TPUBLICAN is perfect if the "T" stands for TRAITOR.
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Or Twat. They both work. Just saying.
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I posted a montage of 19 clips last week of Trump making personal attacks against female reporters in just the last few months. Now we have #20.
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I posted a montage of 19 clips last week of Trump making personal attacks against female reporters in just the last few months. Now we have #20.
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Looks like I might need that OnlyFans account after all.
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Looks like I might need that OnlyFans account after all.
Only 5 more days until Whamageddon
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Only 5 more days until Whamageddon
@ashashman1.bsky.social does Whamageddon include cover versions?
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
@ashashman1.bsky.social does Whamageddon include cover versions?
We'll always have Richard Harris
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
We'll always have Richard Harris
Does Whamageddon include cover versions?
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Does Whamageddon include cover versions?
What Jeff said 👇
here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit pardons turkeys, forgets to collect bribe" — just another batshit day in the tinpot republic of America.
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Preznit Fuckwit pardons turkeys, forgets to collect bribe
just another batshit day in the tinpot republic of America
bit.ly
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
What Jeff said 👇
Any organisation that is still using that hellsite is complicit in its effects.
Big brands, reputable news agencies, and governments need to get off TwitterX. Let it sink into abyss.
It’s dead. Melon killed it.
It’s dead. Melon killed it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Any organisation that is still using that hellsite is complicit in its effects.
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🔥 Highly recommended that you all sign and share.
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Link to the petition—> petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 AM
🔥 Highly recommended that you all sign and share.
Link to the petition—> petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Link to the petition—> petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
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Me "I don't like to judge."
Them "... so why have you applied to take over from Paul Hollywood on the Great British Bake Off? "
Them "... so why have you applied to take over from Paul Hollywood on the Great British Bake Off? "
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Me "I don't like to judge."
Them "... so why have you applied to take over from Paul Hollywood on the Great British Bake Off? "
Them "... so why have you applied to take over from Paul Hollywood on the Great British Bake Off? "
It's probably time that Europe sent Russia a message.
Preferably written in Napalm.
Preferably written in Napalm.
👏 Germany's Merz: Putin must realise he has no chance of winning war in Ukraine
Germany's Merz: Putin must realise he has no chance of winning war in Ukraine
German Chancellor Friedrich Merz has said that Kremlin leader Vladimir Putin must understand he has no chance of winning the war against Ukraine.
www.pravda.com.ua
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
It's probably time that Europe sent Russia a message.
Preferably written in Napalm.
Preferably written in Napalm.
It's the shoes! Look at the shoes.
IYKYK
IYKYK
Now that MTG is on the outs with trump, will the FBI finally investigate her role in placing the devices
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 AM
It's the shoes! Look at the shoes.
IYKYK
IYKYK
After all, what's the worst that could go wrong?
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
After all, what's the worst that could go wrong?
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November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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"Hey, don't be so hard on the turkey, he's done wrong but doesn't see it as being wrong. Let's just pardon that behaviour and move on."
Said the turkey.
Said the turkey.
LIVE: President Trump and first lady Melania host White House turkey pardon ceremony
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LIVE: President Trump and first lady Melania host White House turkey pardon ceremony
twp.ai
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"Hey, don't be so hard on the turkey, he's done wrong but doesn't see it as being wrong. Let's just pardon that behaviour and move on."
Said the turkey.
Said the turkey.
Sounds about right 😂
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Sounds about right 😂
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Quiet part, meet out loud.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Quiet part, meet out loud.
I had a dream where I saw the future...
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I had a dream where I saw the future...
In Other News: Donald Trump's day just got even worse 😂
NEW: Indictment against LETITIA JAMES has also been DISMISSED because of the unlawful appointment of Lindsey Halligan storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Order on Motion to Dismiss – #140 in United States v. James (E.D. Va., 2:25-cr-00122) – CourtListener.com
ORDER AND ADJUDGED as follows: (1) The appointment of Ms. Halligan as Interim U.S. Attorney violated 28 U.S.C. § 546 and the Appointments Clause of the U.S. Constitution. (2) All actions flowing from ...
storage.courtlistener.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
In Other News: Donald Trump's day just got even worse 😂
Bah, Ha, Ha, Ha! Trump's gonna go even more mental about this!
Shit, meet fan. 😂😂
Shit, meet fan. 😂😂
Court dismisses the indictment against former FBI Director James Comey on the grounds that Lindsey Halligan was unlawfully appointed interim US Attorney.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Bah, Ha, Ha, Ha! Trump's gonna go even more mental about this!
Shit, meet fan. 😂😂
Shit, meet fan. 😂😂