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Cobalt

@boinkplanet.bsky.social

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Welcome to Planet Boink, home of the Libertine Union. Clothing optional beyond this point. Please enjoy your stay. Contents: Furry Art, Sci-Fi, potentially NSFW https://www.patreon.com/c/cobalt https://ko-fi.com/A1112F18

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Cobalt @boinkplanet.bsky.social · 1h

May still have moisture inside it shorting the contacts. Try sticking it in a tupperware, buried in rice for a day.

Cobalt @boinkplanet.bsky.social · 1h

Only movie I ever walked out of was The Cell. I skipped to use the rest room, and decided not to bother going back when I realized I was less annoyed with being in a public restroom than being in the movie.

Cobalt @boinkplanet.bsky.social · 3h

Walked off?

Does that mean they walked out of it halfway?

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Cobalt @boinkplanet.bsky.social · 10h

Remember that every accusation from a republican is actually a confession.

Cobalt @boinkplanet.bsky.social · 2d

. . . okay, proton pack and Venkman swagger on standby.

I better get overtime for this.

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Cobalt @boinkplanet.bsky.social · 2d

Aside from trumpty dumpty, there are likely to be enough congressional republicans named in the Epstein files to decimate the GOP’s status in both the house snd senate.

We’re talking instant Democratic supermajority, once the republican pedos are all arrested.

Might even tilt the supreme court.

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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 2d

The Emperor's new war. A complete fantasy presented in a room full of nodding sycophants who don't question a thing he says.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."

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Cobalt @boinkplanet.bsky.social · 2d

Oh honey, they’ve always been the klan.

They just didn’t use to expose their faces while being racist in public.

Cobalt @boinkplanet.bsky.social · 3d

Ever notice how trump fits the description of the anti-christ perfectly?

Right down to the head wound that just magically vanishes.

Cobalt @boinkplanet.bsky.social · 3d

Talboc is demanding an umlat now.

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Cobalt @boinkplanet.bsky.social · 3d

Sounds like maybe some lazy studio worker probably did the 2-channel streaming mix by just dumping all the 5.1 channels together.

Cobalt @boinkplanet.bsky.social · 3d

Every accusation that a republican makes is a confession.

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Artie 🐱🌈 @heyartie.bsky.social · 3d

travelling for a job interview today & would appreciate any good vibes / pet pics / etc. for brain dopamine!!

an empty train station with a few tracks and a few pillars

Alt: an gif of an empty train station platform and a tabby cat lay down moving along the tracks, looking at the camera, and then moving away out of shot

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Cobalt @boinkplanet.bsky.social · 3d

To quote Dr. Venkman: I'd call that a big yes.

Cobalt @boinkplanet.bsky.social · 3d

Everyone benefits but the shareholders, whose stock dividends rely on what is essentially slave labor maintained through financial desperation.

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Katauni (Ghost_Forger) @katauni.bsky.social · Nov 6

Zetzi decided to pop in to cheer everyone up!

He wants you to know you're awesome and loved, and that being kind to others, even at times like this, is more important than anything!

Art: @sashtrash.bsky.social ^^

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Cobalt @boinkplanet.bsky.social · 3d

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity”
- Charles Dickens

“Welcome back to the age of jive”
- Billy Joel

Cobalt @boinkplanet.bsky.social · 3d

I bet Eccles and Bluebottle were so jealous.

Cobalt @boinkplanet.bsky.social · 3d

Whoa is for stopping a horse.

Woah is for Ted Theodore Logan, dude.

Cobalt @boinkplanet.bsky.social · 4d

How many of those were people complaining about the new rules?

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Cobalt @boinkplanet.bsky.social · 4d

“The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common: they don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit the views.”
-Doctor Who

“We got one who’s both!”
- me

Cobalt @boinkplanet.bsky.social · 4d

He Rose From The Dead!
The greatest zombie story ever told.
A Golan-Globus picture, Rated R

Cobalt @boinkplanet.bsky.social · 4d

Solo would have been better with an actor that at least resembled Harrison Ford.

Cobalt @boinkplanet.bsky.social · 4d

He has nice hair.

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✨the daniel✨ @intelectconfig.wtf · Jul 3

Sorry about being so distressed on main today. Have this meme that I’ve only shared with my synth chat recently.

A last on the phone vacuuming the carpet where she says “Rob’s in the garden doing some sort of craft work with the kids”

Rob and his 3 children are wearing all black in the garden and appear to be playing a kraftwork (band) practice

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