Marquee de Smith
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If George Carlin was around today he’d be lookin at all this shit and sayin fuck.
My grandma and grandpa were walking in the park recently when a pack of stray bichon frises attacked and ate them
December 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
My grandma and grandpa were walking in the park recently when a pack of stray bichon frises attacked and ate them
I had a dream recently where I watched a trailer for a movie from the early 1970s about a man played by Robert Shaw who wants to rid the world of weasels, stoats, and ferrets, but just to see what would happen. Charlton Heston plays the guy trying stop him.
December 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I had a dream recently where I watched a trailer for a movie from the early 1970s about a man played by Robert Shaw who wants to rid the world of weasels, stoats, and ferrets, but just to see what would happen. Charlton Heston plays the guy trying stop him.
If I had a nickel
For every pickle
I’d roll on down the lane
If I had a nickel
For every pickle
Rolling on down the lane
For every pickle
I’d roll on down the lane
If I had a nickel
For every pickle
Rolling on down the lane
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If I had a nickel
For every pickle
I’d roll on down the lane
If I had a nickel
For every pickle
Rolling on down the lane
For every pickle
I’d roll on down the lane
If I had a nickel
For every pickle
Rolling on down the lane
The Mandela affect was when Admiral Nelson Mandela died in prison in 1977 and his last words were “kiss me, Hardy” but everyone misremembered it as being “kismet, Hardy” because of his vocal affect
September 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The Mandela affect was when Admiral Nelson Mandela died in prison in 1977 and his last words were “kiss me, Hardy” but everyone misremembered it as being “kismet, Hardy” because of his vocal affect
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I agree that there's more crime in DC than the crime statistics say... AND IT'S HAPPENING IN THE FREAKING WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I agree that there's more crime in DC than the crime statistics say... AND IT'S HAPPENING IN THE FREAKING WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The highest latitude capital city in the world is Reykjavik, Iceland. The lowest latitude capital city in the world is Wellington, New Zealand. The interesting thing about these two countries is that in fact Iceland is not so icy and there is scant little new zeal in New Zealand
July 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The highest latitude capital city in the world is Reykjavik, Iceland. The lowest latitude capital city in the world is Wellington, New Zealand. The interesting thing about these two countries is that in fact Iceland is not so icy and there is scant little new zeal in New Zealand
Music facts. They used to call the Tritone the “devil’s interval”. A tone for your sins
July 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Music facts. They used to call the Tritone the “devil’s interval”. A tone for your sins
Catherine wheel fireworks are named after St. Catherine, because she was cannonised
July 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Catherine wheel fireworks are named after St. Catherine, because she was cannonised
Lotta talk about “hawk tuah”, very little talk about “Hawkwind tour”… FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
June 28, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Lotta talk about “hawk tuah”, very little talk about “Hawkwind tour”… FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Fan fuct: belly dancers were invented in 900 A.D. after the king of thing commissioned for a group of ballet dancers to do the show but the person he was speaking to misheard because of the bad phone line
June 20, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Fan fuct: belly dancers were invented in 900 A.D. after the king of thing commissioned for a group of ballet dancers to do the show but the person he was speaking to misheard because of the bad phone line
Back in my day “CLUB BANGERS” where the guys that killed the MAMMOTH for the TRIBAL BANQUET
June 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Back in my day “CLUB BANGERS” where the guys that killed the MAMMOTH for the TRIBAL BANQUET
We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Fursuit of Happiness—-That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Men, de
June 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Fursuit of Happiness—-That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Men, de
This is my first go at making a meme I hope you
June 8, 2025 at 6:58 AM
This is my first go at making a meme I hope you
My school had a group of girls who would sing songs in German about chairs during the football games. Chair lieder
June 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My school had a group of girls who would sing songs in German about chairs during the football games. Chair lieder
My leats favourite thing about C.D.’s is how seedy they are
May 30, 2025 at 7:57 AM
My leats favourite thing about C.D.’s is how seedy they are
Anthology is the study of antholes
May 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Anthology is the study of antholes
Geography facts! The international dateline is what comes after the international pickup line
May 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Geography facts! The international dateline is what comes after the international pickup line
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My wife and I agreed the two children we already have are enough so I’ve decided to have a vivisection
May 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
My wife and I agreed the two children we already have are enough so I’ve decided to have a vivisection
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Every morning, Adolf Eichmann woke up, ate a banana, and drank some tea, before heading off to oversee the transportation of millions of Jews to ghettos and extermination camps. This is what as known as the banana-tea of evil.
February 2, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Every morning, Adolf Eichmann woke up, ate a banana, and drank some tea, before heading off to oversee the transportation of millions of Jews to ghettos and extermination camps. This is what as known as the banana-tea of evil.
Time for George
January 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Time for George
Next time you’re on a plane sing happy birthday
January 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Next time you’re on a plane sing happy birthday