Jake From Failed State Farm
@marquisdesahd.bsky.social
SAHD life—True Progressive Democrat—Black Lives Matter—Jewish Lives Matter—Trans Lives Matter— Horseshoe Theorist—Always Say Gay —Team Pete/Team Sanity! 🍷🐝 ✡️
These are Republican operatives in one shape or another
January 10, 2026 at 6:04 PM
These are Republican operatives in one shape or another
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If fewer Americans had voted for Trump, Renee Good would be alive and caring for her child today.
No matter what lies Trump and his propagandists spread, no matter what nonsense the media prints, no matter what conspiracies MAGA invents, that remains manifestly true.
No matter what lies Trump and his propagandists spread, no matter what nonsense the media prints, no matter what conspiracies MAGA invents, that remains manifestly true.
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
If fewer Americans had voted for Trump, Renee Good would be alive and caring for her child today.
No matter what lies Trump and his propagandists spread, no matter what nonsense the media prints, no matter what conspiracies MAGA invents, that remains manifestly true.
No matter what lies Trump and his propagandists spread, no matter what nonsense the media prints, no matter what conspiracies MAGA invents, that remains manifestly true.
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Pete Buttigieg is absolutely correct. We must hold Noem accountable for what happens in her department.
January 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Pete Buttigieg is absolutely correct. We must hold Noem accountable for what happens in her department.
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Political cartoonists are not fuckin’ around this week. (thread)
1. Pat Bagley
1. Pat Bagley
January 9, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Political cartoonists are not fuckin’ around this week. (thread)
1. Pat Bagley
1. Pat Bagley
THIS IS A REPUBLICAN ACCOUNT
THEY ARE SHIFTING INTO “BOTHSIDES” MODE
YOU HAVE TO CATCH IT EARLY
THEY ARE SHIFTING INTO “BOTHSIDES” MODE
YOU HAVE TO CATCH IT EARLY
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
THIS IS A REPUBLICAN ACCOUNT
THEY ARE SHIFTING INTO “BOTHSIDES” MODE
YOU HAVE TO CATCH IT EARLY
THEY ARE SHIFTING INTO “BOTHSIDES” MODE
YOU HAVE TO CATCH IT EARLY
Republicans: “We only have 55 votes, we need 60!”
Dems: “Then work with us”
Republicans: “NO”
Also Republicans: “Why won’t you give us votes for free??” 😒
Bro… you’re literally asking for government handouts 🤣
Congrats, you just invented socialism!
Maybe try working to earn what you need 🤨
Dems: “Then work with us”
Republicans: “NO”
Also Republicans: “Why won’t you give us votes for free??” 😒
Bro… you’re literally asking for government handouts 🤣
Congrats, you just invented socialism!
Maybe try working to earn what you need 🤨
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Republicans: “We only have 55 votes, we need 60!”
Dems: “Then work with us”
Republicans: “NO”
Also Republicans: “Why won’t you give us votes for free??” 😒
Bro… you’re literally asking for government handouts 🤣
Congrats, you just invented socialism!
Maybe try working to earn what you need 🤨
Dems: “Then work with us”
Republicans: “NO”
Also Republicans: “Why won’t you give us votes for free??” 😒
Bro… you’re literally asking for government handouts 🤣
Congrats, you just invented socialism!
Maybe try working to earn what you need 🤨
This Chinese food hit so hard tonight I was crab Rangooning
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This Chinese food hit so hard tonight I was crab Rangooning
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Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 72 of the last 84 days.
Epstein Shutdown.
Epstein Shutdown.
October 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 72 of the last 84 days.
Epstein Shutdown.
Epstein Shutdown.
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This sums up their lying perfectly www.meidasplus.com/p/this-weeke...
October 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
This sums up their lying perfectly www.meidasplus.com/p/this-weeke...
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“We are home now. We marched from the park to ICE, very peaceful crowd. We were standing around ICE pushed us down, sprayed us with chemical and I was hit in the head with a projectile. This was so unprovoked. People have to know that the Feds are attacking people with NO provocation whatsoever.”
October 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“We are home now. We marched from the park to ICE, very peaceful crowd. We were standing around ICE pushed us down, sprayed us with chemical and I was hit in the head with a projectile. This was so unprovoked. People have to know that the Feds are attacking people with NO provocation whatsoever.”
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Setting the record straight here:
1. NO ONE earning over $500,000 annually gets an ACA tax credit.
2. Undocumented immigrants are NOT eligible for ACA tax credits.
3. If Republicans do not pass an extension of ACA tax credits, premiums will rise by 114 percent next year.
1. NO ONE earning over $500,000 annually gets an ACA tax credit.
2. Undocumented immigrants are NOT eligible for ACA tax credits.
3. If Republicans do not pass an extension of ACA tax credits, premiums will rise by 114 percent next year.
October 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Setting the record straight here:
1. NO ONE earning over $500,000 annually gets an ACA tax credit.
2. Undocumented immigrants are NOT eligible for ACA tax credits.
3. If Republicans do not pass an extension of ACA tax credits, premiums will rise by 114 percent next year.
1. NO ONE earning over $500,000 annually gets an ACA tax credit.
2. Undocumented immigrants are NOT eligible for ACA tax credits.
3. If Republicans do not pass an extension of ACA tax credits, premiums will rise by 114 percent next year.
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Coopting the grief of others is such a vile and selfish thing.
September 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Coopting the grief of others is such a vile and selfish thing.
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"To a supremacist society, most of us are acceptable losses. Charlie Kirk is not. To a supremacist society, guns are allowed to kill most of us, and the pundits can debate later how sad our deaths were.
But guns were not supposed to kill Charlie Kirk."
www.the-reframe.com/acceptable-l...
But guns were not supposed to kill Charlie Kirk."
www.the-reframe.com/acceptable-l...
Acceptable Losses
Whose deaths get to be deemed unacceptable in supremacist America, and whose are deemed necessary? And who does the deeming?
www.the-reframe.com
September 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"To a supremacist society, most of us are acceptable losses. Charlie Kirk is not. To a supremacist society, guns are allowed to kill most of us, and the pundits can debate later how sad our deaths were.
But guns were not supposed to kill Charlie Kirk."
www.the-reframe.com/acceptable-l...
But guns were not supposed to kill Charlie Kirk."
www.the-reframe.com/acceptable-l...
“But he called Kirk a fascist!!”
I think I see the confusion here.
Groypers say “Fascist” the way Leftists say “Liberal”.
They’re to the RIGHT of fascism.
It’s derogatory for not going far enough.
I think I see the confusion here.
Groypers say “Fascist” the way Leftists say “Liberal”.
They’re to the RIGHT of fascism.
It’s derogatory for not going far enough.
September 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
“But he called Kirk a fascist!!”
I think I see the confusion here.
Groypers say “Fascist” the way Leftists say “Liberal”.
They’re to the RIGHT of fascism.
It’s derogatory for not going far enough.
I think I see the confusion here.
Groypers say “Fascist” the way Leftists say “Liberal”.
They’re to the RIGHT of fascism.
It’s derogatory for not going far enough.
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Feel like I’m going insane with the revisionist history that Charlie Kirk fostered open debate. He chilled speech and his targeting of professors for wrongthink led to threats, harassment, and being forced out of their jobs. His legacy is chilling speech right now, about him
September 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Feel like I’m going insane with the revisionist history that Charlie Kirk fostered open debate. He chilled speech and his targeting of professors for wrongthink led to threats, harassment, and being forced out of their jobs. His legacy is chilling speech right now, about him
Maga: “Liberals, Leftists, and Democrats are our ENEMIES!”
Random MAGA: <Kills somebody>
MAGA: “See, the ‘lunatic Left’ did this. We must punish them!”
<Rinse.Repeat ad nauseam>
Random MAGA: <Kills somebody>
MAGA: “See, the ‘lunatic Left’ did this. We must punish them!”
<Rinse.Repeat ad nauseam>
September 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Maga: “Liberals, Leftists, and Democrats are our ENEMIES!”
Random MAGA: <Kills somebody>
MAGA: “See, the ‘lunatic Left’ did this. We must punish them!”
<Rinse.Repeat ad nauseam>
Random MAGA: <Kills somebody>
MAGA: “See, the ‘lunatic Left’ did this. We must punish them!”
<Rinse.Repeat ad nauseam>
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two thoughts. 1) this prose is *rough*. 2) describing weiss as possessing a “shit-kicking anti-establishment disposition” is evidence you’ve suffered a brain injury
You can start getting ready for CBS News guided by Bari Weiss of the Free Press. This is from Dylan Byers. [Paywall likely]
"I am told David plans to give Bari a role at CBS News that would, among other things, task his fellow Millennial with guiding the editorial direction of the division."
"I am told David plans to give Bari a role at CBS News that would, among other things, task his fellow Millennial with guiding the editorial direction of the division."
September 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
two thoughts. 1) this prose is *rough*. 2) describing weiss as possessing a “shit-kicking anti-establishment disposition” is evidence you’ve suffered a brain injury
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A Trump voter imprisons your neighbor it’s law and order. Kicks their gay kid out its religious conviction. Shoots you dead it’s self defense. Kidnaps you, it’s border security. Invades your town, it’s fighting crime.
Tell them you don’t like them anymore, it was all just “political views.”
Tell them you don’t like them anymore, it was all just “political views.”
August 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
A Trump voter imprisons your neighbor it’s law and order. Kicks their gay kid out its religious conviction. Shoots you dead it’s self defense. Kidnaps you, it’s border security. Invades your town, it’s fighting crime.
Tell them you don’t like them anymore, it was all just “political views.”
Tell them you don’t like them anymore, it was all just “political views.”
The school district I work for no longer has funding for any free lunches.
Hungry kids: How we make America Great!
Hungry kids: How we make America Great!
August 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The school district I work for no longer has funding for any free lunches.
Hungry kids: How we make America Great!
Hungry kids: How we make America Great!
“In an unlikely place”
Eat the shit directly from my asshole, Yahoo “News” 😒🙄
Eat the shit directly from my asshole, Yahoo “News” 😒🙄
August 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
“In an unlikely place”
Eat the shit directly from my asshole, Yahoo “News” 😒🙄
Eat the shit directly from my asshole, Yahoo “News” 😒🙄
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Texas State Rep. Ann Johnson clapped back at GOP members amid Wednesday's redistricting vote.
“If you knew you could win this next election, you wouldn’t be taking this effort to try to steal five seats from elected officials that members of color elected to represent them in Washington D.C.”
“If you knew you could win this next election, you wouldn’t be taking this effort to try to steal five seats from elected officials that members of color elected to represent them in Washington D.C.”
August 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Texas State Rep. Ann Johnson clapped back at GOP members amid Wednesday's redistricting vote.
“If you knew you could win this next election, you wouldn’t be taking this effort to try to steal five seats from elected officials that members of color elected to represent them in Washington D.C.”
“If you knew you could win this next election, you wouldn’t be taking this effort to try to steal five seats from elected officials that members of color elected to represent them in Washington D.C.”