maybe it's because i've been on a bit of a saltwater aquarium hyper fixation but my first thought was "ooh, urchins or nudibranches???"

you're cis until you end up with a bass guitar somehow, once that happens you're done for

sometimes you just need the kids to take a nap for a few hours, and since those wokes won't let us give them laudanum or barbituates anymore what else can be done?

not anymore, i'll get like 15 minutes in and then get woken up by a cat sitting on my chest with an expression like "hey asshole, sleeping all day is my job"

😳

*looks at my ragged fingernails encrusted with soot and ancient motor oil* oh, shit...

now i can't unsee that, and i've been showing my mom and nephew the CT scan of the little goblin living in my head >:)

i love this mug and it's Comic Sans looking font :D

i store the bulk of it outside, but tbh i haven't really had any issues with vermin from the wood, maybe because i wait until it's a bit later in the year to start bringing it inside? i'm mostly burning spruce+tamarack and i cut it it down before it gets too buggy

thanks to government shutdown it redirected me to tubgirl instead >:0