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gender-complicated redneck communist jokester and occasional lumberjack
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marshwort.bsky.social
the only real context for this is that i read a funny post on The Forums and was also watching Smiling Friends and also a home-made weed edible was involved
it's a still frame from the show Smiling Friends with Mr frog, Pim, and uhhh the yellow guy w/ the big nose, and Mr frog is looking sadly at a plate of nachos in front of him, and PIM has a word balloon-- wait why did autocorrect capitalize Pim -- and inside the world balloon is a post from the somethingawful forums that reads "Donald Trump please don't shoot me okay well now that you have please don't rub salt in the wound okay well it sucks that you did that too but that isn't who we are Donald" so like it's like Pim is saying this to Mr. Frog, who is also a baby-eating lunatic with godlike powers just like Trump, and therefore oh fuck off it made me laugh and really that's all that matters, i mean that and clean drinking water and Maslow's hierarchy of needs but irregardless whatever shut up! shut up!!
February 8, 2026 at 1:33 AM
marshwort.bsky.social
me: wow this new Pixel 9a i got can take vibrant hi-res pictures! perfect!

me: oh my god, every single one of my wrinkles and grey hairs captured in lurid 4K vividity, i'm so old i can smell the open grave that awaits me 💀

also me: an eight year old tablet with a scratched lens? perfect!
a selfie taken in the front of some book cases, it's kind of soft focused and black and white, it's me giving a hearty thumbs up and for some reason i've got my bottom lip sucked in so it's like i'm trying to emulate a frog
February 5, 2026 at 9:35 PM
marshwort.bsky.social
i spent over 72 hours photoshopping this Very Important image because i'm basically a partisan resistance fighter in the war against A.I., i'm like the John Henry of shitposting, the Thomas Sankara of memes, the Pol Pot of-- *connection terminated*
it's a blurry picture of my computer monitor taken at a weird angle showing the baby from Eraserhead smoking a fat doob, sure you're probably thinking "wow that's stupid, you're stupid Marshwort, why are you so stupid? stupid and incredibly sexy, Marshwort, that's you! god i would love to sink my teeth into your" uhhh anyways i made it with paint.net because i thought the baby looked like he was stoned and i am 13 at heart
February 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
marshwort.bsky.social
stolen from r/coaxedintoasnafu 🤖
it's a crude line-art drawing of a guy looking at a computer, the guy says to the computer "say 'i am alive'", the computer responds ">I AM ALIVE" and the dude replies "oh my god", it's basically an mspaint synopsis of frankenstein when u think about it
February 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
marshwort.bsky.social
a few days ago i dropped a piece of firewood on my foot that was broken in 2024 and it's still aching today. bones are stupid, i hate bones, i want an exoskeleton, i crave the chitin 🦞
February 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
marshwort.bsky.social
with precious metals going through the roof it is my civic duty to remind everyone that if your parents/grandparents got crowns in the 1980s or beforehand they are sitting on a potential GOLDMINE 😚 my mom gave me these three molars, but i have no fucking idea where i got this incisor from 😬
a closeup of four gold crowns, three for molars that have been removed entirely from the enamel, and one is an incisor that is the entire tooth plus the gold crown, and whose fucking tooth is that i swear to god i am losing my mind
January 29, 2026 at 12:26 AM
marshwort.bsky.social
i got my new phone (a google pixel 9) in the mail today, but i forgot to get a protective case, and now i'm staring at the unopened parcel nervously. it can smell my fear. i may have to improvise something out of a foam pool noodle and some duct tape before it grows stronger, hungrier, angrier...
January 22, 2026 at 12:55 AM
marshwort.bsky.social
i always forget to promote this, but if anyone wants to join me in chat during @voxsocialism.bsky.social 's stream here we can crack dumb jokes and make fun of him whenever he gets PvPed in GTAIV, it's on at 7pm MST
voxsocialism.bsky.social The Alberta Socialist @voxsocialism.bsky.social · 21d
Items on the Space Docket for tonight's stream:
-Marx Carney's Davos speech
-Rachel Gilmore's interview with Avi Lewis
-Building Albertagrad in Workers & Resources: Soviet Republic
voxsocialism.bsky.social The Alberta Socialist @voxsocialism.bsky.social · 21d
📅 Set a reminder! 📅

Going live at 7pm MDT TONIGHT!

www.twitch.tv/thealbertaso...

On today's stream: News, Videos, and building Albertagrad in Workers & Resources: Soviet Republic!

Come join the fun!

Also, check out my linkies: linktr.ee/thealbertasocialist
January 21, 2026 at 1:25 AM
marshwort.bsky.social
o_0
pov looking down at my kitty cat Coco/Corona/Cornbug/Cornslapper/Cornichon/Coronito/Cornificus J. Catworthy/Cocoa-Bean/Cron Job (Unix humour)/Her Royal Cromulency as i'm feeding her a Delectable© treat, it's basically one of those yogurt tubes but full of gravy that smells like fish, i refer to them colloquially as "Squeezies", as in i walk in a room and yell "who wants a Squeezie?" and so far it's only ever been cats who respond, but someday it will be Caroline Dhavernas who says yes 😍
January 18, 2026 at 9:24 PM
marshwort.bsky.social
the other day i was trying to describe to my nephew what my kitty Coco/Corona looked like when i first saw her shivering sadly in a gutter beside a busy road back in 2021, on the day i rescued her, and since words failed me i expressed myself through the medium of Sharpie:
it's a drawering i done did, in the medium of Sharpie on scrap paper, of my cat when i first met her. she was sitting in a gutter on a late and rainy April when i was driving my patrol car around on my security route, holding a single paw up, her eyes so enormous they took up like 75% of her body i swears to god, and she looked miniscule!
January 17, 2026 at 1:09 AM
marshwort.bsky.social
they see i'm bumpy,
i'm crunchin',
lacto-fermentin' and tryna get me dillin'
debbshock.blue debbshock @debbshock.blue · Jan 9
that's it I'm getting the fuck out of here
a Richard Scarry drawing of a pig driving what is captioned as a green pickle car
January 9, 2026 at 10:42 PM
marshwort.bsky.social
😵‍💫
it's a four panel meme, the first frame is a little kid going down a slide with a worried expression on his face with the caption "January 2026" and then the other three panels are the little kid looking increasingly terrified as the continues down the slide, with each successive panel reading January 2026, Also January 2026, and ... January 2026, and this is amusing because everything terrible in the world is happening right fucking now and we're only in week two???
January 9, 2026 at 10:38 PM
marshwort.bsky.social
we were playing a rousing game of "Wiggle Hand Under Blanket Until Cat's Facade Of Ironic Detachment Crumbles And The Kitten Within His Soul Cannot Help But Attack What Must Certainly Be An Invisible Mouse Concealed Beneath" which is his third favourite game after "Ribbon Toss" and "Foot Bite"
Geoffrey the orange tabby is standing atop a fluffy blanket with one paw raised to attack something he thinks he can see beneath it, which is secretly my hand!
January 9, 2026 at 8:56 PM
marshwort.bsky.social
😑
it's more insane rambling from Reddit about urine and alchemy
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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battfink.satan.social
christopher robin's cunty little shoes
silly old bear~
January 5, 2026 at 12:44 AM
marshwort.bsky.social
amazing things are happening in r/alchemy 😐
it's a screen cap from a reddit post on r/alchemy titled "Urine stone first distill" with a picture of a glass vessel filled with gross fucking goo, and then the rest underneath is like weird ass alchemical blathering about mercury and whatnot, but the point is, this person is trying to make the Philosopher's stone by distilling their own piss
January 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
marshwort.bsky.social
🤔
a screenshot i took today of the emergency alert that was issued by my dumb province's government, which is notable because the locale where the crime happened is "Gotham City"
December 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
marshwort.bsky.social
all the grown-ups at Christmas dinner were talking about boring shit, so i distracted myself by making my Lego dudes fight 😙
a green Lego Tyrannosaurus Rex has they fearsome jaws locked around the throat of a Lego dragon, its mouth open in a silent howl of suffering, while behind the combatants a Christmassy tablecloth can be seen as well as a bowl of potatoes, i am 49 years old by the way 💅
December 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
marshwort.bsky.social
oh my god i found my box of records -- now it is motherflipping X-mas for REAL 😈
my hand holding up an LP of "Switched On Santa!", which is a 1969 record of Christmas classic as performed on the Moog synthesizer, and let me tell you, it is a Listening Experience like no other! there's this version of "Favorite Things" that's so somber and austere and ever-so-slightly off-key and has this tinny echo to it like it was recorded by cockroaches in a sewer!
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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coolhandkas.bsky.social
Hire me to aromajockey your wedding you will not be disappointed
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
marshwort.bsky.social
it's -30°C outside and the internet is a terrible place these days, so tonight i decided to learn how to crochet! but my actions drew aggro from a kitty mob and so now she is the one who is crocheting 😔
a tabby cat by the name of Coco is biting down ferociously on a crochet hook sticking out of a ball of yarn
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
marshwort.bsky.social
i got Coco a cat-sized hoodie that said "SECURITY" on the back as a Christmas present back in 2021, and she allowed me to put it on her EXACTLY once, and i'm thankful for that 😽
a young tabby w/ the appellation "Coco" (diminutive form of Corona/Cornichon/Corncob/Cornificus the Wise) who is wearing a cat-sized hoodie and she has a look of barely constrained apostatic fury on her fuzzy widdle face
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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cisgirl.space
the sexual danger of fred dibnah
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
marshwort.bsky.social
i remember that episode of Mr.Rogers, it was very polarizing at the time
baphometta.bsky.social Aeryn 🖖 Part Time Ma'am @baphometta.bsky.social · Dec 1
There's really no way he was ever going to top a throwaway reference to felching
December 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM