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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️
@marshwort.bsky.social
gender-complicated redneck communist jokester and occasional lumberjack
the only real context for this is that i read a funny post on The Forums and was also watching Smiling Friends and also a home-made weed edible was involved
February 8, 2026 at 1:33 AM
me: wow this new Pixel 9a i got can take vibrant hi-res pictures! perfect!

me: oh my god, every single one of my wrinkles and grey hairs captured in lurid 4K vividity, i'm so old i can smell the open grave that awaits me 💀

also me: an eight year old tablet with a scratched lens? perfect!
February 5, 2026 at 9:35 PM
i spent over 72 hours photoshopping this Very Important image because i'm basically a partisan resistance fighter in the war against A.I., i'm like the John Henry of shitposting, the Thomas Sankara of memes, the Pol Pot of-- *connection terminated*
February 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
stolen from r/coaxedintoasnafu 🤖
February 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
a few days ago i dropped a piece of firewood on my foot that was broken in 2024 and it's still aching today. bones are stupid, i hate bones, i want an exoskeleton, i crave the chitin 🦞
February 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
with precious metals going through the roof it is my civic duty to remind everyone that if your parents/grandparents got crowns in the 1980s or beforehand they are sitting on a potential GOLDMINE 😚 my mom gave me these three molars, but i have no fucking idea where i got this incisor from 😬
January 29, 2026 at 12:26 AM
i got my new phone (a google pixel 9) in the mail today, but i forgot to get a protective case, and now i'm staring at the unopened parcel nervously. it can smell my fear. i may have to improvise something out of a foam pool noodle and some duct tape before it grows stronger, hungrier, angrier...
January 22, 2026 at 12:55 AM
i always forget to promote this, but if anyone wants to join me in chat during @voxsocialism.bsky.social 's stream here we can crack dumb jokes and make fun of him whenever he gets PvPed in GTAIV, it's on at 7pm MST
Items on the Space Docket for tonight's stream:
-Marx Carney's Davos speech
-Rachel Gilmore's interview with Avi Lewis
-Building Albertagrad in Workers & Resources: Soviet Republic
📅 Set a reminder! 📅

Going live at 7pm MDT TONIGHT!

www.twitch.tv/thealbertaso...

On today's stream: News, Videos, and building Albertagrad in Workers & Resources: Soviet Republic!

Come join the fun!

Also, check out my linkies: linktr.ee/thealbertasocialist
January 21, 2026 at 1:25 AM
o_0
January 18, 2026 at 9:24 PM
the other day i was trying to describe to my nephew what my kitty Coco/Corona looked like when i first saw her shivering sadly in a gutter beside a busy road back in 2021, on the day i rescued her, and since words failed me i expressed myself through the medium of Sharpie:
January 17, 2026 at 1:09 AM
they see i'm bumpy,
i'm crunchin',
lacto-fermentin' and tryna get me dillin'
that's it I'm getting the fuck out of here
January 9, 2026 at 10:42 PM
😵‍💫
January 9, 2026 at 10:38 PM
we were playing a rousing game of "Wiggle Hand Under Blanket Until Cat's Facade Of Ironic Detachment Crumbles And The Kitten Within His Soul Cannot Help But Attack What Must Certainly Be An Invisible Mouse Concealed Beneath" which is his third favourite game after "Ribbon Toss" and "Foot Bite"
January 9, 2026 at 8:56 PM
😑
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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christopher robin's cunty little shoes
January 5, 2026 at 12:44 AM
amazing things are happening in r/alchemy 😐
January 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
🤔
December 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
all the grown-ups at Christmas dinner were talking about boring shit, so i distracted myself by making my Lego dudes fight 😙
December 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
oh my god i found my box of records -- now it is motherflipping X-mas for REAL 😈
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Hire me to aromajockey your wedding you will not be disappointed
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
it's -30°C outside and the internet is a terrible place these days, so tonight i decided to learn how to crochet! but my actions drew aggro from a kitty mob and so now she is the one who is crocheting 😔
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i got Coco a cat-sized hoodie that said "SECURITY" on the back as a Christmas present back in 2021, and she allowed me to put it on her EXACTLY once, and i'm thankful for that 😽
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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the sexual danger of fred dibnah
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i remember that episode of Mr.Rogers, it was very polarizing at the time
There's really no way he was ever going to top a throwaway reference to felching
December 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM